Just tried to get a milf's number, here's how it went...

[PseudoMaxxer]

For the niggas that read my thread the other day about getting HGH prescribed, i was waiting for my appointment in the waiting room and the moment i enter i see this women on her phone.

I go up to her just to ask her if she was waiting my same doctor to follow the queue, and she looks up and she's a smoking hot milf.

She says Yeah and stands up and comes close to me.

Now, since ive joined the forum and stopped going out with my niggas to rot alone, i've became evven less NT so i was about to go sit down but she stood up and came close and started talking about her life.

"yeah im waiting here but i have no appointment i just hope the doctors lets me in for a quick talk, you know my mom is very ill and i have to talk to the doctor"

While she was yapping i was weirdly looking down and up to my phone and to her to just get the fuck away and go sit down.

BUT, the doctor opens the door and she turns around and i saw her body...


Holy
fucking
Shit.

I was hard. The worst thing? I was wearing grey sweats so my dick was visibly hard, thank god the doctor didnt look at it.

he doctor says to wait a little bit and goes back in and she turn around.
She has some big tits, could fit my whole hand, small waist, and a fit fat ass.

So she starts talking about her mom and i couldnt give a fuck put at this point i was HORNY.

So i thought: fuck it.
I asked her her age to which she stopped talking and said 58...NEGAWAAAATTT

At that point i said, wow you look great for your age and she started blushing saying thank you. But dick was too hard and my heart was pounding hard af because i was nervous and horny at the same time.

She kept talking and i started keeping eyecontact and looking at her lips in between, to which she did a couple of times too.

I was about to ask her for her number but she started saying that she could be my mom and she had 2 30yo sons.

I was steaming hot, not even joking i was about to rape her (for those who dont know i have an extreme milf fetish), i started imagining me blocking her and start kissing her while i undressed her...but i kept it legal.

At that point the doctor came out and i told her to go in before me to which she said thanks and got in.

Now, i started thinking of the ways i coukd have fucked thi hot ass hoe.
I decided to ask her number the moment she got out of the doctors office.

But the moment she comes out she looks at me, says thanks, winks at me and goes away.

i was about to tell her to wait but the doctor told me: Get in nigger...so i just got in and i never saw her.

From now on i will be on the run for that bitch, i gotta find her.
She lives in my city (40k people) but im positive i will find her and go on with my plan.

 

[Vermilioncore]

You need to sniffer her shithole

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Bruh go for milfs on tinder

I swear it's easy, and being short isn't a huge failo because they looking for young cock

Any milf who goes for your age range has a lil boy fetish as well

Hop on tinder brodie

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Bruh go for milfs on tinder

I swear it's easy, and being short isn't a huge failo because they looking for young cock

Any milf who goes for your age range has a lil boy fetish as well

Hop on tinder brodie

im insicure af and tinder i feel like is the ultimate NT shit.
Ill softmaxx and get on it. Right now im ashamed to post my face

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

You need to sniffer her shithole

if it do it ill tell you how it smells like

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

im insicure af and tinder i feel like is the ultimate NT shit.
Ill softmaxx and get on it. Right now im ashamed to post my face

After roids I'm gonna start using it

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

After roids I'm gonna start using it

get on it nigga, you already mog half of the forum.
Just post some jelqing videos in there and youll attract some stacies.
But send it first to me i gotta check your form is good

 

[mewman]

tales

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

tales

wallahi its true

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

get on it nigga, you already mog half of the forum.
Just post some jelqing videos in there and youll attract some stacies.
But send it first to me i gotta check your form is good

No I got little meat

6.75 x 4.35 sharpened pencil meat

Gigadosing butea superba and taking cialis seems to be working well, but I have the most autistic perfectionist requirements of myself before I actively attempt to date

If a girl asked me out I'd say yes for sure tho

 

[bloomercel]

You should've been way more direct with her. She is nearly 60, she has seen it all.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

No I got little meat

6.75 x 4.35 sharpened pencil meat

Gigadosing butea superba and taking cialis seems to be working well, but I have the most autistic perfectionist requirements of myself before I actively attempt to date

If a girl asked me out I'd say yes for sure tho

need proof my boi...cant believe everything you say

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

You should've been way more direct with her. She is nearly 60, she has seen it all.

yeah bro but i was really hardly breathing, my body was not responding i was scared af

 

[bloomercel]

yeah bro but i was really hardly breathing, my body was not responding i was scared af

Next time will be way easier. You're already doing better than 90% of dudes bhai.

 

[Timmy]

Overdosing on fenny in december wont help u find that milf

 

[Humble Oligarch]

Omor.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Next time will be way easier. You're already doing better than 90% of dudes bhai.

Thanks bhai, i really appreciate it and u motivated me to do better!

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Overdosing on fenny in december wont help u find that milf

thats true. But im not gonna do it anymore, @Blackgymmax motivated me to fully softmaxx and to become a better manlet

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Omor.

?

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

-

 

[Timmy]

Yeah bro, try to i vest in penis pumps by that time u find her bc she might see ur height as a failo but your d can compensate it

@Blackgymmax motivated me to fully softmaxx and to become a manlet mogger

Also w @Blackgymmax

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Yeah bro, try to i vest in penis pumps by that time u find her bc she might see ur height as a failo but your d can compensate it

Also w @Blackgymmax

im 5 inch (its over) dont know how to measur girth

 

[Timmy]

im 5 inch (its over) dont know how to measur girth

Penis pumps, and I know you masturbate nigga dont lie. Stop masturbating so you can get to ur full erection size. Maybe its 6 inches but you cant get it fully hard from the years of masturbating

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Penis pumps, and I know you masturbate nigga dont lie. Stop masturbating so you can get to ur full erection size. Maybe its 6 inches but you cant get it fully hard from the years of masturbating

 

[hopecel]

For the niggas that read my thread the other day about getting HGH prescribed, i was waiting for my appointment in the waiting room and the moment i enter i see this women on her phone.

I go up to her just to ask her if she was waiting my same doctor to follow the queue, and she looks up and she's a smoking hot milf.

She says Yeah and stands up and comes close to me.

Now, since ive joined the forum and stopped going out with my niggas to rot alone, i've became evven less NT so i was about to go sit down but she stood up and came close and started talking about her life.

"yeah im waiting here but i have no appointment i just hope the doctors lets me in for a quick talk, you know my mom is very ill and i have to talk to the doctor"

While she was yapping i was weirdly looking down and up to my phone and to her to just get the fuck away and go sit down.

BUT, the doctor opens the door and she turns around and i saw her body...


Holy
fucking
Shit.

I was hard. The worst thing? I was wearing grey sweats so my dick was visibly hard, thank god the doctor didnt look at it.

he doctor says to wait a little bit and goes back in and she turn around.
She has some big tits, could fit my whole hand, small waist, and a fit fat ass.

So she starts talking about her mom and i couldnt give a fuck put at this point i was HORNY.

So i thought: fuck it.
I asked her her age to which she stopped talking and said 58...NEGAWAAAATTT

At that point i said, wow you look great for your age and she started blushing saying thank you. But dick was too hard and my heart was pounding hard af because i was nervous and horny at the same time.

She kept talking and i started keeping eyecontact and looking at her lips in between, to which she did a couple of times too.

I was about to ask her for her number but she started saying that she could be my mom and she had 2 30yo sons.

I was steaming hot, not even joking i was about to rape her (for those who dont know i have an extreme milf fetish), i started imagining me blocking her and start kissing her while i undressed her...but i kept it legal.

At that point the doctor came out and i told her to go in before me to which she said thanks and got in.

Now, i started thinking of the ways i coukd have fucked thi hot ass hoe.
I decided to ask her number the moment she got out of the doctors office.

But the moment she comes out she looks at me, says thanks, winks at me and goes away.

i was about to tell her to wait but the doctor told me: Get in nigger...so i just got in and i never saw her.

From now on i will be on the run for that bitch, i gotta find her.
She lives in my city (40k people) but im positive i will find her and go on with my plan.

nice topic bhai I get hard while reading it ngl

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

nice topic bhai I get hard while reading it ngl

thanks bhai, but respectfully you’ll never get as hard as i was in that moment

 

[LevantinePsycho]

kek

 

[iammoh]

No I got little meat

6.75 x 4.35 sharpened pencil meat

Gigadosing butea superba and taking cialis seems to be working well, but I have the most autistic perfectionist requirements of myself before I actively attempt to date

If a girl asked me out I'd say yes for sure tho

What does butea and cialis do

 

[blonde chad]

For the niggas that read my thread the other day about getting HGH prescribed, i was waiting for my appointment in the waiting room and the moment i enter i see this women on her phone.

I go up to her just to ask her if she was waiting my same doctor to follow the queue, and she looks up and she's a smoking hot milf.

She says Yeah and stands up and comes close to me.

Now, since ive joined the forum and stopped going out with my niggas to rot alone, i've became evven less NT so i was about to go sit down but she stood up and came close and started talking about her life.

"yeah im waiting here but i have no appointment i just hope the doctors lets me in for a quick talk, you know my mom is very ill and i have to talk to the doctor"

While she was yapping i was weirdly looking down and up to my phone and to her to just get the fuck away and go sit down.

BUT, the doctor opens the door and she turns around and i saw her body...


Holy
fucking
Shit.

I was hard. The worst thing? I was wearing grey sweats so my dick was visibly hard, thank god the doctor didnt look at it.

he doctor says to wait a little bit and goes back in and she turn around.
She has some big tits, could fit my whole hand, small waist, and a fit fat ass.

So she starts talking about her mom and i couldnt give a fuck put at this point i was HORNY.

So i thought: fuck it.
I asked her her age to which she stopped talking and said 58...NEGAWAAAATTT

At that point i said, wow you look great for your age and she started blushing saying thank you. But dick was too hard and my heart was pounding hard af because i was nervous and horny at the same time.

She kept talking and i started keeping eyecontact and looking at her lips in between, to which she did a couple of times too.

I was about to ask her for her number but she started saying that she could be my mom and she had 2 30yo sons.

I was steaming hot, not even joking i was about to rape her (for those who dont know i have an extreme milf fetish), i started imagining me blocking her and start kissing her while i undressed her...but i kept it legal.

At that point the doctor came out and i told her to go in before me to which she said thanks and got in.

Now, i started thinking of the ways i coukd have fucked thi hot ass hoe.
I decided to ask her number the moment she got out of the doctors office.

But the moment she comes out she looks at me, says thanks, winks at me and goes away.

i was about to tell her to wait but the doctor told me: Get in nigger...so i just got in and i never saw her.

From now on i will be on the run for that bitch, i gotta find her.
She lives in my city (40k people) but im positive i will find her and go on with my plan.

i want to fuck milfs soooooooooo baddddddddddddddd. idk where to find them, a couple of moms flirted with me but i always acted like an inoccent, because they were UGLYY

 

[blonde chad]

You should've been way more direct with her. She is nearly 60, she has seen it all.

by more direct what do you mean ; i want to fuck u so badly lets go to my crib?

 

[WishIwasChico]

Why is every girl you approach a smoking hot milf or Stacy. Stop lying

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Why is every girl you approach a smoking hot milf or Stacy. Stop lying

have i ever said that? dumbass