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Thread title: normies are better than you
I remember having a conversation with a retarded pseudo-enlightened yeast infected butt-pussy mike mew bondage fucktoy that attributed my narrow jaw to a soft diet during my development. After my ass hole clenched into a prune as a cringe reflex, I pondered to myself about how this site was devolving into a post-hipster hangout. This place is beginning to read like a Paul Joseph Watson comment section that had slow paced, sweaty, passionate hate ((((impartial journalistic)))) butt sex with r/redpill
for a site that predicates its mission statement ideology on a no-bullshit, brutal!1!1 redpill approach, you guys sure sound like a posse of bucktoothed yuppy Alex Jones unironic Iowa demographic that sun gaze in their leisure and think NASA is a studio for Hollywood or some shit
From the intellectual dick-cheese that think tongue-fucking maxillas is how good looking people are made, to the Susan Boyle pussy anthrax blisters that still think that the intake of exogenous cholesterol ISNT inextricably correlated with heart disease in 2018, when HUNDREDS of meta analysis studies of metabolic ward controlled experiments substantiate beyond any degree of doubt since the 70s that eating saturated fats and cholesterol consistently WILL cause heart disease, this place can only be personified by a sexually confused teenage girl that wants to be hipster and counter hipster simultaneously, and in a bout of sexual frustration and confusion, cakes herself in her own pussy pulp
reminder that a huge chunk of people here UNIRONICALLY AND WHOLE-HEARTEDLY BELIEVE that eating cholesterol is completely healthy because muh testosterone and muh *insert bombastic yuppy boomer hummer driving sister fucking inbred buzzword like soyboy*. Well yeah no fucking shit, cholesterol is in every cell you cum-rag, which is perhaps why your liver evolved to produce it naturally and when you eat it your body panics and has no fucking clue what to do with it BECAUSE YOURE NOT A CARNIVORE. You sheltered, petulant overgrown children wouldn’t be able to hunt an infant mouse to save your life. You attach this connotative association of masculine prowess to eating meat when A PUSSY-CAT pet is more of a carnivore than you, with obesity and bitch-tits rates skyrocketing in a correlative relationship with increased consumption of animal products. You are fat neck-beards with bitch tits and the body chemistry of a pony ovary, that think they can get by in life with the most backwards, caveman-esque thought process of “testosterone (man juice hehe XD) is make by kolestrol, equalz moar chorestrol = BIG manly man XDDD EPIK WINNN 1”. Same breed of cum-bubble soccer moms that think your body assimilates bone broth as collagen when you drink it, even though your body just digests it as amino acids
These people ARE the culmination of thousands of years of diligent scientific research. THIS is what the most intelligent species on the planet hasto show for
this branches out into the ideological equivalent of a black person’s family tree, with the edge-lord armchair alternative scientist henchmen of the illustrious mike mew that tell you that you’re ugly bc you didn’t chew on a tree husk when you were developing. He’s a quack doctor boner pill salesman that made a name for himself by marketing his pseudo science and unfounded practices to a niche market of autistic teenagers that think knowing the scientific medical term for “jaw” makes them enlightened prophets of redpill. A correlation between chronic mouth breathing and jaw recession is founded in scientific research, but that’s as far as the truth part in mike mew’s preaching goes. For example, unlike what that dipshit that looks like he jumped straight out of a Fake Doctor porno and got his little cute lab coat from a thrift shop professes, you don’t need to be chewing like an ape or Neanderthal “for proper jaw development”. Humans were never meant to have powerful jaws (suited for the lauded and acclaimed “hard diet”). The entire trajectory of our brain and anatomical evolution changed so vastly from the rest of primates when we discovered fire and cooked with it, which meant degrading the chemical structure of food for higher bio-availability and in a physical sense, make it SOFTER. Look at ACTUAL carnivores in the animal kingdom and some herbivores like gorillas that evolved to eat a hard diet. They’re equipped with razor sharp, knife sized canines with MASSIVE jaws that extend feet in front of their eyes in some of them, and massive masseter muscle insertions that produce hundreds of pounds of bite force. Eating hard food is reserved for THESE animals, not you. The idea of a hard diet is in complete dissonance with our dietary evolutionary nature, which is cooking food to extract more nutrients. That’s why you’re smarter than a gorilla you fucking moron. You wanna eat like a gorilla? Yeah? What a way to cherish your nature. Go ahead and try to eat like your human ancestors. When you over-develop your masseters and powder your teeth after you grind them, report back. In one of his videos he also implied that all humans have the same bone structure, it’s just that some lucky few happen to coincidentally and spontaneously employ his oral gymnastic technique of thunder-fucking the roof of your mouth with your tongue, which is more suited as a lesson you give to a minor on how to suck a dick
My point is simple. You and I have a subhuman lizard shaped jaw because of genetics, and almost purely that (being fat is the only environmental reason you can attribute a subhuman jaw to). No need to employ these pathetic mental gymnastics that try to rationalize your subhumanity with shambles of hope like “oh yeah I’m not genetically destined to dry out pussies into a Sahara I just didn’t chew mastic gum like daddy Mike Jew said”
this place is such an awkward but delightful dichotomy. a circle jerk of anti-pop culture, counter hipster niche rebel socially maladjusted outcast snowflakes that ironically embody the archetypical proto-hipster. It’s like a golden ratio of hipsters trying to out-hipster each other while being completely fucking in denial and unaware of being hipsters, because being anti hipster is the best way to gain a high-ground of “cool” and “ascended”, as you’re oblivious to the fact that this rebellion and insurgency IS a defining characteristic of hipsters
tldr: I fucked your mother and you’re a hipster
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this is a rant from the other site
would have made my own original post on these topics but this post is just perfect and describes this place even better imo.
I only agree with tongue on the roof and nosebreathing when it comes to mewing.
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Inb4 "muh I got results from mewing" ....prove to me you aren't in puberty when posture matters the most and post before and afters from the same angle, lighting and distance from the camera and not in video format...too good to be true results will be disregarded because they are not possible according to Mike Mew himself.
inb4 shut it down
I remember having a conversation with a retarded pseudo-enlightened yeast infected butt-pussy mike mew bondage fucktoy that attributed my narrow jaw to a soft diet during my development. After my ass hole clenched into a prune as a cringe reflex, I pondered to myself about how this site was devolving into a post-hipster hangout. This place is beginning to read like a Paul Joseph Watson comment section that had slow paced, sweaty, passionate hate ((((impartial journalistic)))) butt sex with r/redpill
for a site that predicates its mission statement ideology on a no-bullshit, brutal!1!1 redpill approach, you guys sure sound like a posse of bucktoothed yuppy Alex Jones unironic Iowa demographic that sun gaze in their leisure and think NASA is a studio for Hollywood or some shit
From the intellectual dick-cheese that think tongue-fucking maxillas is how good looking people are made, to the Susan Boyle pussy anthrax blisters that still think that the intake of exogenous cholesterol ISNT inextricably correlated with heart disease in 2018, when HUNDREDS of meta analysis studies of metabolic ward controlled experiments substantiate beyond any degree of doubt since the 70s that eating saturated fats and cholesterol consistently WILL cause heart disease, this place can only be personified by a sexually confused teenage girl that wants to be hipster and counter hipster simultaneously, and in a bout of sexual frustration and confusion, cakes herself in her own pussy pulp
reminder that a huge chunk of people here UNIRONICALLY AND WHOLE-HEARTEDLY BELIEVE that eating cholesterol is completely healthy because muh testosterone and muh *insert bombastic yuppy boomer hummer driving sister fucking inbred buzzword like soyboy*. Well yeah no fucking shit, cholesterol is in every cell you cum-rag, which is perhaps why your liver evolved to produce it naturally and when you eat it your body panics and has no fucking clue what to do with it BECAUSE YOURE NOT A CARNIVORE. You sheltered, petulant overgrown children wouldn’t be able to hunt an infant mouse to save your life. You attach this connotative association of masculine prowess to eating meat when A PUSSY-CAT pet is more of a carnivore than you, with obesity and bitch-tits rates skyrocketing in a correlative relationship with increased consumption of animal products. You are fat neck-beards with bitch tits and the body chemistry of a pony ovary, that think they can get by in life with the most backwards, caveman-esque thought process of “testosterone (man juice hehe XD) is make by kolestrol, equalz moar chorestrol = BIG manly man XDDD EPIK WINNN 1”. Same breed of cum-bubble soccer moms that think your body assimilates bone broth as collagen when you drink it, even though your body just digests it as amino acids
These people ARE the culmination of thousands of years of diligent scientific research. THIS is what the most intelligent species on the planet hasto show for
this branches out into the ideological equivalent of a black person’s family tree, with the edge-lord armchair alternative scientist henchmen of the illustrious mike mew that tell you that you’re ugly bc you didn’t chew on a tree husk when you were developing. He’s a quack doctor boner pill salesman that made a name for himself by marketing his pseudo science and unfounded practices to a niche market of autistic teenagers that think knowing the scientific medical term for “jaw” makes them enlightened prophets of redpill. A correlation between chronic mouth breathing and jaw recession is founded in scientific research, but that’s as far as the truth part in mike mew’s preaching goes. For example, unlike what that dipshit that looks like he jumped straight out of a Fake Doctor porno and got his little cute lab coat from a thrift shop professes, you don’t need to be chewing like an ape or Neanderthal “for proper jaw development”. Humans were never meant to have powerful jaws (suited for the lauded and acclaimed “hard diet”). The entire trajectory of our brain and anatomical evolution changed so vastly from the rest of primates when we discovered fire and cooked with it, which meant degrading the chemical structure of food for higher bio-availability and in a physical sense, make it SOFTER. Look at ACTUAL carnivores in the animal kingdom and some herbivores like gorillas that evolved to eat a hard diet. They’re equipped with razor sharp, knife sized canines with MASSIVE jaws that extend feet in front of their eyes in some of them, and massive masseter muscle insertions that produce hundreds of pounds of bite force. Eating hard food is reserved for THESE animals, not you. The idea of a hard diet is in complete dissonance with our dietary evolutionary nature, which is cooking food to extract more nutrients. That’s why you’re smarter than a gorilla you fucking moron. You wanna eat like a gorilla? Yeah? What a way to cherish your nature. Go ahead and try to eat like your human ancestors. When you over-develop your masseters and powder your teeth after you grind them, report back. In one of his videos he also implied that all humans have the same bone structure, it’s just that some lucky few happen to coincidentally and spontaneously employ his oral gymnastic technique of thunder-fucking the roof of your mouth with your tongue, which is more suited as a lesson you give to a minor on how to suck a dick
My point is simple. You and I have a subhuman lizard shaped jaw because of genetics, and almost purely that (being fat is the only environmental reason you can attribute a subhuman jaw to). No need to employ these pathetic mental gymnastics that try to rationalize your subhumanity with shambles of hope like “oh yeah I’m not genetically destined to dry out pussies into a Sahara I just didn’t chew mastic gum like daddy Mike Jew said”
this place is such an awkward but delightful dichotomy. a circle jerk of anti-pop culture, counter hipster niche rebel socially maladjusted outcast snowflakes that ironically embody the archetypical proto-hipster. It’s like a golden ratio of hipsters trying to out-hipster each other while being completely fucking in denial and unaware of being hipsters, because being anti hipster is the best way to gain a high-ground of “cool” and “ascended”, as you’re oblivious to the fact that this rebellion and insurgency IS a defining characteristic of hipsters
tldr: I fucked your mother and you’re a hipster
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
this is a rant from the other site
would have made my own original post on these topics but this post is just perfect and describes this place even better imo.
I only agree with tongue on the roof and nosebreathing when it comes to mewing.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Inb4 "muh I got results from mewing" ....prove to me you aren't in puberty when posture matters the most and post before and afters from the same angle, lighting and distance from the camera and not in video format...too good to be true results will be disregarded because they are not possible according to Mike Mew himself.
inb4 shut it down
