my education is ruined- i got expelled from school.

[Deleted member 26859]

I didnt learn shit in school i was trying too hard to be a "roadman"

then i got expelled in the last year for bringing a baseball bat to a fight after school

but they let me revise at home and sit the exams at the end of the year

also wasnt allowed to go to prom but i jumped over the fence with my friends and was allowed to stay for the night was lifefuel

went to sixth form(college) for a few months, maths psychology and economics. but it was bullshit so i left also got picked on a bit for my height probably



didnt go uni just been working.


now i figured out what i wanna do- marketing. and i could go uni rn but i checked the syllabus and it teaches literally 0% of what you need to do everyday in marketing


just gonna study at home, do marketing online qualifications, build portfolio, fuck asian girls who are studying here .

i pirated a few thousand marketing courses and i swear this information is insane. they would never teach this valuable knowledge in university.

uni teaches like toddler tier marketing for billboards(not realistic anymore). these courses are advanced tier digital marketing

have a date with a vietnam foid in my city on friday

 

[Deleted member 48719]

appeal it tbh, if the baseball bat was for self defence u should be ok

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I didnt learn shit in school i was trying too hard to be a "roadman"

then i got expelled in the last year for bringing a baseball bat to a fight after school

but they let me revise at home and sit the exams at the end of the year

also wasnt allowed to go to prom but i jumped over the fence with my friends and was allowed to stay for the night was lifefuel

Based, this is how you should enjoy your time in school because it's useless

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

"roadman"?

Are you English?

 

[Deleted member 26859]

"roadman"?

Are you English?

indeed

 

[flippasav]

Well lucky me I am gonna go uni next year with tesco as my part time job

 

[Sexually Disabled]

appeal it tbh, if the baseball bat was for self defence u should be ok

You're not allowed to defend yourself in the UK.

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

school because it's useless

Yeah, try this.

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

I didnt learn shit in school i was trying too hard to be a "roadman"

then i got expelled in the last year for bringing a baseball bat to a fight after school

but they let me revise at home and sit the exams at the end of the year

also wasnt allowed to go to prom but i jumped over the fence with my friends and was allowed to stay for the night was lifefuel

went to sixth form(college) for a few months, maths psychology and economics. but it was bullshit so i left also got picked on a bit for my height probably



didnt go uni just been working.


now i figured out what i wanna do- marketing. and i could go uni rn but i checked the syllabus and it teaches literally 0% of what you need to do everyday in marketing


just gonna study at home, do marketing online qualifications, build portfolio, fuck asian girls who are studying here .

i pirated a few thousand marketing courses and i swear this information is insane. they would never teach this valuable knowledge in university.

uni teaches like toddler tier marketing for billboards(not realistic anymore). these courses are advanced tier digital marketing

have a date with a vietnam foid in my city on friday

A levels?

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Yeah, try this.

Don't need none of that

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Don't need none of that

Why?

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Why?

Why do i need it?

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Why do i need it?

Because.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Because.

 

[flippasav]

You're not allowed to defend yourself in the UK.

Brutal locationpill

 

[Deleted member 26859]

You're not allowed to defend yourself in the UK.

i havent stepped foot outside my house without a knife for like 7 years now

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

View attachment 2575620

You must learn Trigonometry, Calculus, Polynomials.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

You MUST learn Trigonometry, Calculus, Polynomials.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What a retarded nigger

 

[Marsiere214]

What a retarded nigger

I know right now hell have to go to adonis university

 

[SubSigma]

So are u a black ukcel?

 

[Deleted member 26410]

So are u a black ukcel?

He's one of the most infamous SFcels on the forum lol

Based otherwise

 

[Ruakh]

Based, this is how you should enjoy your time in school because it's useless

you're just like on of my classmates in science
hes like 4'9 blonde hair blue eyes. if he was smart he would moneymaxx like you but he spends his freetime vaping and playing footy with his mates jfl

 

[Kristin]

"roadman"?

Are you English?

Bro it’s so obvious from the way he writes that he’s British jfl @ u for asking this

 

[Samsepioler]

Well lucky me I am gonna go uni next year with tesco as my part time job

are you british

 

[Samsepioler]

same shit i just got expelled but idc i gotta Kill myself eitherway

 

[flippasav]

are you british

What do u think
Ye

 

[Shkreliii]

School is like a knife being slowly pushed into your kidney everyday for 1,000 days where you achieve nothing but forgetting stuff you studied.

Your life begins after school, just remember teehee you gotta suffer for 6+ years

 

[esoterik]

bringing a bat to a school fight? yeah your no taller than 5'6-5'7

 

[AlexBrown84]

start slanging dope

 

[AlexBrown84]

School is like a knife being slowly pushed into your kidney everyday for 1,000 days where you achieve nothing but forgetting stuff you studied.

Your life begins after school, just remember teehee you gotta suffer for 6+ years

i dropped out of high school tbh

 

[bradpittshairline]

Send me the course

 

[lilxder2]

i dropped out of high school tbh

Badboy trait

 

[Deleted member 27746]

top 10 things that didnt happen

 

[Balkansandsh]

you definitely hid some information in this story some things dont add up

 

[Patient A]

You're not allowed to defend yourself in the UK.

BBC only

 

[Patient A]

you're just like on of my classmates in science
hes like 4'9 blonde hair blue eyes. if he was smart he would moneymaxx like you but he spends his freetime vaping and playing footy with his mates jfl

His looksmatch is 4’6 dwarf.

Ober