My face is extremely bloated I look like a baby

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I did DIY cryolipolysis on my cheeks two days ago. It was only for one hour, but I held the ice directly to my cheeks without a barrier. I may be imagining it, but people seem to treat me differently. Especially yesterday, when the bloat was more severe. Even my mom commented on it.
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I suggest going the MtF route
 
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Babyfat : You’re 17.

It will fade off with age. Don’t look too much into blackpill or you’ll end up like jamescurlhead and co.
 
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Babyfat : You’re 17.

It will fade off with age. Don’t look too much into blackpill or you’ll end up like jamescurlhead and co.
I don’t have this much fat normally; it’s from cryolipolysis. But yeah hopefully I lose cheek fat naturally with age. Imma have hollow cheeks in a few months if this goes well.
 
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I don’t have this much fat normally; it’s from cryolipolysis. But yeah hopefully I lose cheek fat naturally with age. Imma have hollow cheeks in a few months if this goes well.
Have you tried lowering bodyfat?
 
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your jaw is too narrow. i thought i was bloated too until i anorexicmaxxed and now I just look retarded with a tiny ass narrow jaw.
 
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The bloats temporary. After a months or two, I hope to have hollow cheeks.
You'd make a perfect MtF noodlewhore ngl. You just need to hop on the hormones and let the asian genes take full control. Ironically noodles make the most fuckable, passing/passable MtF trannies.
 
your jaw is too narrow. i thought i was bloated too until i anorexicmaxxed and now I just look retarded with a tiny ass narrow jaw.
My jaw is slightly narrow, which is why I am hypertrophying masseters
 
your jaw is too narrow. i thought i was bloated too until i anorexicmaxxed and now I just look retarded with a tiny ass narrow jaw.


It's the ratio between your bizygomatic and bigonial width tbh

If u have gigawide jaw and narrow bizygo width you will also look giga bloated
 
You'd make a perfect MtF noodlewhore ngl. You just need to hop on the hormones and let the asian genes take full control. Ironically noodles make the most fuckable, passing/passable MtF trannies.
Trannies are a sin against humanity. I bet you watch tranny porn :lul:
 
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Holy shit, you got fucked fat deposition genetics. Would try cheek liposuction if I were you.
I would get a Bichectomy if I wasn’t dictated by my parents and had money. Right now I’m coping with diy cryolipolysis but my face fat is not horrible the bloat is from cryolipolysis
 
I would get a Bichectomy if I wasn’t dictated by my parents and had money. Right now I’m coping with diy cryolipolysis but my face fat is not horrible the bloat is from cryolipolysis
Also get a normal haircut and you're good to go.
 
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I did DIY cryolipolysis on my cheeks two days ago. It was only for one hour, but I held the ice directly to my cheeks without a barrier. I may be imagining it, but people seem to treat me differently. Especially yesterday, when the bloat was more severe. Even my mom commented on it.
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Same but I’m more bloated
 
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Trannies are a sin against humanity. I bet you watch tranny porn :lul:
Why yes, I do, and I want to nut deep inside a feminine tranny's ass, no condoms.
 
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what's ironic about that? also you're a faggot.
It isn't gay if it looks like a woman, sounds like a woman, acts like a woman, takes dick like a woman, accepts nut like a woman. If it passes completely, far as I'm concerned it's a pussy and idgaf if it's a tranny or cisbitch.
 
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It isn't gay if it looks like a woman, sounds like a woman, acts like a woman, takes dick like a woman, accepts nut like a woman. If it passes completely, far as I'm concerned it's a pussy and idgaf if it's a tranny or cisbitch.
yeah but its a guy so its gay and you're a faggot
dont make me post my favorite chinese tranny vid
ill fuck you up if u do bitch!
 
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Narrow jaw w recession
 
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yeah but its a guy so its gay and you're a faggot

ill fuck you up if u do bitch!
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your jaw is too narrow. i thought i was bloated too until i anorexicmaxxed and now I just look retarded with a tiny ass narrow jaw.
he has a wide jaw idiot
 
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wtf happened to you bhai? You used to look better b4 Looksmaxxing tbh
 
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wtf happened to you bhai? You used to look better b4 Looksmaxxing tbh
Did this. It makes you bloated af after, but should reduce fat after a few months.
 
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It isn't gay if it looks like a woman, sounds like a woman, acts like a woman, takes dick like a woman, accepts nut like a woman. If it passes completely, far as I'm concerned it's a pussy and idgaf if it's a tranny or cisbitch.
Nigga you are a delusionalmaxxed gay faggot.
 
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Doesn't that make me straight?
No retard. You are just so gay you are double as gay as @skinnytwink . You most likely fantasize about fucking trannies because you want to be a tranny yourself
 
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I did DIY cryolipolysis on my cheeks two days ago. It was only for one hour, but I held the ice directly to my cheeks without a barrier. I may be imagining it, but people seem to treat me differently. Especially yesterday, when the bloat was more severe. Even my mom commented on it.
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Chronic salivation and snacking all day can cause you to bloat. Keep meals to a single sitting.

I found Dandelion root to help with fluid levels and a slight boost to combating facial bloat.

Carbs can bloat you to oblivion too.
 
No retard. You are just so gay you are double as gay as @skinnytwink . You most likely fantasize about fucking trannies because you want to be a tranny yourself
I do not want to be a tranny. I do love feet however. Sniff sniff
 
Did this. It makes you bloated af after, but should reduce fat after a few months.

How long does the bloating last? After a session does it stay or goes away after some time?
 
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What is your routine? I'm talking hours per day and amount of days per week
I would wait at least a few weeks (you can arbitrarily choose a number) between sessions. The point is that you have few sessions, not daily or weekly sessions. I’m not saying that you couldn’t execute that routine, but I am mimicking the routine of professional cryolipolysis. They recommend 30 days between sessions for the minimum. It takes up to 4 months, tho likely a bit less, to see full results from an official session. I do at least one hour (preferably more) in one session then I just wait a month or two and see if I need another
 
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I would wait at least a few weeks (you can arbitrarily choose a number) between sessions. The point is that you have few sessions, not daily or weekly sessions. I’m not saying that you couldn’t execute that routine, but I am mimicking the routine of professional cryolipolysis. They recommend 30 days between sessions for the minimum. It takes up to 4 months, tho likely a bit less, to see full results from an official session. I do at least one hour (preferably more) in one session then I just wait a month or two and see if I need another
Alright thank you for the answer. So just to be clear in a 6 month period you would have approximately 6 sessions?
 
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Alright thank you for the answer. So just to be clear in a 6 month period you would have approximately 6 sessions?
Yeah. Unless you get ideal results before then of course.
 
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Alright. I read in another thread on here that you are supposed to do it every day for a couple of months to not get the swelling part, which can in some cases result in permanent swelling (PAH). What are you thought on this?
Link: https://looksmax.org/threads/coolsculpting-local-fat-loss.12092/
You should get the swelling, it is an indication that you did it right. Regarding PAH, you’ll just have to accept that risk. Additionally, cryolipolysis has nothing to do with the conversion of white fat to brown fat. (To my understanding) It induced apoptosis of the fat cells a few days after due to the damage they receive from the harsh and prolonged cold.
 
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