My flaccid cock is well below average

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Was just in the showers at the pool. The guy in front of me was hung af. Dudes flaccid was the size of my erect lmao.

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He’s a shower. They don’t grow much when erect, some don’t even grow at all. Colder weather affects flaccid and so does warmer weather.
 
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Michael Myers said:
He’s a shower. They don’t grow much when erect, some don’t even grow at all. Colder weather affects flaccid and so does warmer weather.
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You’re coping hard. He grows to 8 inches at least
 
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Michael Myers said:
He’s a shower. They don’t grow much when erect, some don’t even grow at all. Colder weather affects flaccid and so does warmer weather.
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Michael Myers said:
He’s a shower. They don’t grow much when erect, some don’t even grow at all. Colder weather affects flaccid and so does warmer weather.
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what does shower or shower grower etc mean actually why did it get that name
 
Michael Myers said:
He’s a shower. They don’t grow much when erect, some don’t even grow at all. Colder weather affects flaccid and so does warmer weather.
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OP is retarded, nigger iq level
 
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asdvek said:
what does shower or shower grower etc mean actually why did it get that name
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if ur a shower it means ur dick is roughly same size as erect, grower means it is super small flaccid compared to erect
 
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asdvek said:
what does shower or shower grower etc mean actually why did it get that name
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Shower: bigger flaccid, doesn’t grow if at all when erect.
Grower: grows twice the size of your flaccid.
Normal: neither shower nor grower.

It’s called a shower because it shows more dick and it’s called a grower because it doubles in size when erect. Any erect size that’s less than the double of your flaccid size is considered normal.
 
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Azonin said:
fr as a grower it got me mad I started coping
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I’m not a grower, being a grower sounds better because you can surprise people. I’m not a shower either, I just have normal growth.
 
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Michael Myers said:
I’m not a grower, being a grower sounds better because you can surprise people. I’m not a shower either, I just have normal growth.
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I mean yeah no shit we've talked about that before, but I think another one if you understand is since most of the time youre flaccid your dick is relatively small and it being erect which is way larger than your flaccid makes you feel more powerful, if you know what i mean.
 
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Michael Myers said:
I’m not a grower, being a grower sounds better because you can surprise people. I’m not a shower either, I just have normal growth.
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It's the same as saying that DYEL subhumans can surprise when they undress to show off physique.
 
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Azonin said:
I mean yeah no shit we've talked about that before, but I think another one if you understand is since most of the time youre flaccid your dick is relatively small and it being erect which is way larger than your flaccid makes you feel more powerful, if you know what i mean.
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Well, it’s just your mindset I suppose. Before I measured, I noticed I never had a bulge unlike other boys in the locker room and also I was watching a lot of porn. Yet I never cared about my size. Only after measuring and doing research did I find out I was above average.
 
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My erect is as big as an iPhone 14. Aka Dicklet
 
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Michael Myers said:
Well, it’s just your mindset I suppose. Before I measured, I noticed I never had a bulge unlike other boys in the locker room and also I was watching a lot of porn. Yet I never cared about my size. Only after measuring and doing research did I find out I was above average.
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I always thought I was below average for dick size, measured slightly over 7 inches but it didn't stop there until I realised I was a girthcel (about average girth)
 
Azonin said:
I always thought I was below average for dick size, measured slightly over 7 inches but it didn't stop there until I realised I was a girthcel (about average girth)
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Unless you’re 4 inches in girth, you’re not a girthcel. 4.5 inches is good. Also, less girth will make your penis look bigger. At 7 x 4.5, nobody would think you got a small dick.
 
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St.TikTokcel said:
It's the same as saying that DYEL subhumans can surprise when they undress to show off physique.
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I mean Genji is right, it's cool the same way it's cool to countersignal your dick size.
 
Michael Myers said:
Unless you’re 4 inches in girth, you’re not a girthcel. 4.5 inches is good. Also, less girth will make your penis look bigger. At 7 x 4.5, nobody would think you got a small dick.
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Gonna have to measure dont have a tape on me rn
 
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Being grower is brutal
 
St.TikTokcel said:
It's the same as saying that DYEL subhumans can surprise when they undress to show off physique.
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What the fuck are you even saying it's good to have a sleeper build, showers don't have a sleeper build it's lame as hell.
 
Azonin said:
Gonna have to measure dont have a tape on me rn
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You can also use a piece of string or a piece of paper, wrap it around the thickest part of your dick and see where the ends meet. Then mark it, roll it out and place it along a ruler.
 
Azonin said:
What the fuck are you even saying it's good to have a sleeper build, showers don't have a sleeper build it's lame as hell.
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Jaki ty kurwa głupi jesteś?
 
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Whenever I've seen dudes' dicks at a urinal they always look fat
Meanwhile I'm working with a noodle
 
Michael Myers said:
You can also use a piece of string or a piece of paper, wrap it around the thickest part of your dick and see where the ends meet. Then mark it, roll it out and place it along a ruler.
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wait so would it work like this, if my index finger is exactly 3 inches in length and i wrap it around my cock and it goes around half of it, would that mean i am around 6 inches? just to get an idea
 
Michael Myers said:
He’s a shower. They don’t grow much when erect, some don’t even grow at all. Colder weather affects flaccid and so does warmer weather.
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Shower is ideal
 
Michael Myers said:
Unless you’re 4 inches in girth, you’re not a girthcel. 4.5 inches is good. Also, less girth will make your penis look bigger. At 7 x 4.5, nobody would think you got a small dick.
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False hope, my 12 cm girth feels so thin it could snap
 
Azonin said:
wait so would it work like this, if my index finger is exactly 3 inches in length and i wrap it around my cock and it goes around half of it, would that mean i am around 6 inches? just to get an idea
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No, you really have to just wrap a measuring tape, string or paper around your cock and measure it. Using your fingers doesn’t work because cocks have different shapes. Some are rounder than others.
 
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