PASS ME THE ROPE… This White Girl Exposed Me At The Bar For Having A Tiny Dick😭😭😭😭

[Deleted member 47549]

So I went out to the bar like this yesterday.

I put a fake silicon dick under my pants to create the impression I had a huge dick.

My mentor said he did this and got laid 3 times in a week from doing it.

I was getting a lot of girls staring and smiling at me it was working.

This one mtb came to talk to me after she was smiling at me and I smiled back. As we were chatting her drunk friend comes and says “There’s no way your dick is that big”…

And she grabs my crotch area pulling at my silicon dick, that’s when it happened…

She pulled the silicon dick too hard it and it slid down towards my leg and I was exposed.

Her and all her friends saw this and starting hysterically laughing and screaming

And I just ran out.

I wonder if I should of just stayed and took the silicon dick out of my pants and said it was a joke, my friend dared me to do it.

Maybe that would of saved me the embarrassment

What do you think???

 

[Soychadcell]

I think you should watch paw patrol

 

[Aypo129]

Typical Greycel activities

 

[Deleted member 47549]

I think you should watch paw patrol

Sir this is very serious matter no time for Saturday cartoons.

My bar reputation is ruined

Hopefully everyone was too drunk to remember this…

 

[RichardSpencel]

Smallest Hindu cock

 

[Deleted member 4397]

My mogger anogenital makes my David laid angled bulge look tiny

 

[Deleted member 47099]

Stupid faggot post

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I FUCKING TOLD YOU NIGGER

 

[Reformed]

No way lmao. Anyway link to buy one I actually wanna try this but I’m gonna drive at least 3 hours away from were I live JFL

 

[Deleted member 47549]

Stupid faggot post

I FUCKING TOLD YOU NIGGER

I told my mentor about this he said I did it wrong thats why.

I was only suppose to fraud my actual size and not make it too obvious.

Going to try again next week the right way this time.

 

[Deleted member 47549]

No way lmao. Anyway link to buy one I actually wanna try this but I’m gonna drive at least 3 hours away from were I live JFL

On Amazon but you need to buy a jock strap to put it in so it stays in place and won’t slid off and you can’t fraud too big or you’ll get exposed like me

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

I told my mentor about this he said I did it wrong thats why.

I was only suppose to fraud my actual size and not make it too obvious.

Going to try again next week the right way this time.

why do you have a mentor my nigga?

A mentor for what?

 

[Aypo129]

why do you have a mentor my nigga?

A mentor for what?

A mentor for niggerisms of greycel

 

[Deleted member 47549]

why do you have a mentor my nigga?

A mentor for what?

A mentor for niggerisms of greycel

So I don’t end up like you incels and I excel in life

 

[wsada]

It's BRUTALLY OVER,better kys now

 

[Aypo129]

It's BRUTALLY OVER,better kys now

{Keep Yourself Safe}

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

So I don’t end up like you incels and I excel in life

Excel in life with your dildos

 

[Deleted member 47549]

It's BRUTALLY OVER,better kys now

Never!!!

The technique works I just made a few errors so I’m trying again next week with adjustments.

 

[tallnegga]

Some of y’all are on that dumb shit fr

 

[Deleted member 47549]

Excel in life with your dildos

Sir women fraud all the time with makeup, filters, photoshop, push up bras, fake tits, fake ass, fake lips, heels, etc

We must even the playing field in order to compete.

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

Sir women fraud all the time with makeup, filters, photoshop, push up bras, fake tits, fake ass, fake lips, heels, etc

We must even the playing field in order to compete.

ye women take it in their butthole too so when you are done frauding your dick you should put that dildo up your ass

 

[Deleted member 47549]

ye women take it in their butthole too so when you are done frauding your dick you should put that dildo up your ass

I’ll put the dildo in your dirty mouth bhenchod

 

[Reformed]

Never!!!

The technique works I just made a few errors so I’m trying again next week with adjustments.

Wym it works? So when u go to slay the foid and they don’t see a 9 inch dick what do u even do?

 

[Deleted member 47549]

Wym it works? So when u go to slay the foid and they don’t see a 9 inch dick what do u even do?

It works in getting attention and getting women approaching.

That’s why you can only fraud your size if you have a 6 inch, bulge and show off a 6.

You can’t show off a 9 inch like my dumbass and pull out a 4

 

[Reformed]

It works in getting attention and getting women approaching.

That’s why you can only fraud your size if you have a 6 inch, bulge and show off a 6.

You can’t show off a 9 inch like my dumbass and pull out a 4

Women fr approach? What do they even say? Do giga whores only approach or do decent looking foids also approach. So many questions pls answer tho

 

[Deleted member 47549]

Women fr approach? What do they even say? Do giga whores only approach or do decent looking foids also approach. So many questions pls answer tho

Yea some say hi I’m ____ what’s your name or say hi I like your _____ jacket, sweater whatever…

Some look good some not so much.

Depends on where you are

 

[DrkNormie]

Blud, imagine her expecting a monster cock but you whip out a 3 inch destroyer

 

[alien]

Please don't tell me this story is real. You fucking autists

 

[HighClassMaxing]

BUT MUH DICKPILL ISNT REAL MUH FOID WONT GET TO SEE YOUR DICK BROO
MUH DICK DOESNT GET YOU SLAYS ON ITS OWN BROOO

 

[Deleted member 47549]

Blud, imagine her expecting a monster cock but you whip out a 3 inch destroyer

Dick size doesn’t matter personality and size of the heart matters more

 

[shabby890]

A white man typed this

 

[flippasav]

Most sane .org user

 

[exo]

Over man it's over

 

[traveler]

brutal for white brahs

white women wont need to check to see if the ethnic cock is legit or not

 

[code]

file a sexual assault charge against her for revenge

 

[Deleted member 47549]

file a sexual assault charge against her for revenge

I can’t police won’t believe me I’m Indian they’ll just laugh

 

[WanderingBurro]

Bro imagine if it was real, that becky legit assaulted you. Scary stuff.

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Bro imagine if it was real, that becky legit assaulted you. Scary stuff.

“When you’re a Foid, they let you do it. Grab em by the cock”

 

[Soychadcell]

Typical Greycel activities

You know this guy is a troll poster?

 

[einzigartig]

So I went out to the bar like this yesterday.

View attachment 2534144

I put a fake silicon dick under my pants to create the impression I had a huge dick.

My mentor said he did this and got laid 3 times in a week from doing it.

I was getting a lot of girls staring and smiling at me it was working.

This one mtb came to talk to me after she was smiling at me and I smiled back. As we were chatting her drunk friend comes and says “There’s no way your dick is that big”…

And she grabs my crotch area pulling at my silicon dick, that’s when it happened…

She pulled the silicon dick too hard it and it slid down towards my leg and I was exposed.

Her and all her friends saw this and starting hysterically laughing and screaming

And I just ran out.

I wonder if I should of just stayed and took the silicon dick out of my pants and said it was a joke, my friend dared me to do it.

Maybe that would of saved me the embarrassment

What do you think???

u type like an estrogenic faggot twink man too many gay ass emojis

 

[einzigartig]

So I went out to the bar like this yesterday.

View attachment 2534144

I put a fake silicon dick under my pants to create the impression I had a huge dick.

My mentor said he did this and got laid 3 times in a week from doing it.

I was getting a lot of girls staring and smiling at me it was working.

This one mtb came to talk to me after she was smiling at me and I smiled back. As we were chatting her drunk friend comes and says “There’s no way your dick is that big”…

And she grabs my crotch area pulling at my silicon dick, that’s when it happened…

She pulled the silicon dick too hard it and it slid down towards my leg and I was exposed.

Her and all her friends saw this and starting hysterically laughing and screaming

And I just ran out.

I wonder if I should of just stayed and took the silicon dick out of my pants and said it was a joke, my friend dared me to do it.

Maybe that would of saved me the embarrassment

What do you think???

also why do foids fucking grab your dick like that sue her man if roles were changed you would be in jail

 

[finn899]

So I went out to the bar like this yesterday.

View attachment 2534144

I put a fake silicon dick under my pants to create the impression I had a huge dick.

My mentor said he did this and got laid 3 times in a week from doing it.

I was getting a lot of girls staring and smiling at me it was working.

This one mtb came to talk to me after she was smiling at me and I smiled back. As we were chatting her drunk friend comes and says “There’s no way your dick is that big”…

And she grabs my crotch area pulling at my silicon dick, that’s when it happened…

She pulled the silicon dick too hard it and it slid down towards my leg and I was exposed.

Her and all her friends saw this and starting hysterically laughing and screaming

And I just ran out.

I wonder if I should of just stayed and took the silicon dick out of my pants and said it was a joke, my friend dared me to do it.

Maybe that would of saved me the embarrassment

What do you think???

bro this cant be real aint no way you left looking like that thinking it wasnt obvious HAHAHAHA

 

[mog_or_be_mogged]

this has to be a joke no fucking way ur this retarded nigga JFL

 

[WishIwasChico]

She pulled the silicon dick too hard it and it slid down towards my leg and I was exposed.

Her and all her friends saw this and starting hysterically laughing and screaming

The west has collapsed society has fallen

 

[yirma19]

So I went out to the bar like this yesterday.

View attachment 2534144

I put a fake silicon dick under my pants to create the impression I had a huge dick.

My mentor said he did this and got laid 3 times in a week from doing it.

I was getting a lot of girls staring and smiling at me it was working.

This one mtb came to talk to me after she was smiling at me and I smiled back. As we were chatting her drunk friend comes and says “There’s no way your dick is that big”…

And she grabs my crotch area pulling at my silicon dick, that’s when it happened…

She pulled the silicon dick too hard it and it slid down towards my leg and I was exposed.

Her and all her friends saw this and starting hysterically laughing and screaming

And I just ran out.

I wonder if I should of just stayed and took the silicon dick out of my pants and said it was a joke, my friend dared me to do it.

Maybe that would of saved me the embarrassment

What do you think???

Funniest user istg

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

over

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

jk, love your posts man, shit like this make me love looksmax more and more.

 

[einzigartig]

Typical Greycel activities

more like tiktok fag he is 99.8% from tiktok