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being alone every single day this summer has made me realize this life isnt worth living

im thinking three years if things continue the way they are. 2022 is a nice year to depart.

i will overdose during a heroin binge @WhiskeyCocaine
 
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not surprised keep wallowing in self pity you loser
 
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same imo
 
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not surprised keep wallowing in self pity you loser
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low iq subhuman, i should take you with me. remove this world of some of its genetic waste
 
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Stage One: Acquire A Brick

A common garden variety brick. Find one of these and you're home and dry.

Tip
Scousers are useful for stealing bricks, just don't give them any money. They breed like mad with money. The last thing the world needs is more Scousers.
This is the most important stage of killing yourself with a brick. After all, you'd look pretty stupid killing yourself with a brick you don't have, now wouldn't you? Now, acquire a brick. They are quite hard to come by on their own, so you'll either have to employ a Scouser to steal one, or buy a house and knock a brick out of the wall with a sledgehammer. NO YOU CANNOT USE A BRICK FROM YOUR CURRENT HOUSE! This is because that hussy of an ex-wife stole it, remember? That's right.

Have you acquired a brick? No? Then what the hell have you been doing?!? No, actually, I don't want to know.

Here, let me help you. Bricks can be quite easily found. Try consulting a local building site. These places are a positive whorehouse for bricks. Bricks turn up all over these places, usually in neat piles to deceive people into thinking they are one huge brick.

Alternatively, as has been previously stated, every person you meet has a brick somewhere on their person. Why not mug someone going past for all you, or they, are worth and steal their precious brick off them? I mean, how dare they not give you the brick when you ask politely? I mean, you say 'please', right, and 'thankee sir', even when they give you nothing, right? Who died and made them Mr. I-Have-A-Brick-And-You-Don't? WHY DOES EVERYONE CARRY BRICKS AROUND?!?

Ahem.

Once you have found a brick move on to stage two.

Stage Two: Kill Yourself
Tip
You should be, more or less, dead.
Once having acquired a brick from a building site, a tumbledown house, a brickmakers company (make sure you are using a safety hat), or a passer-by's bloodsoaked pocket, follow carefully the method ascribed below.

You should probably take the cat off your head before the bricking.

  • Grasp brick firmly in both hands.
  • Are you sure you're holding the brick properly?
  • Assume 'bricking' stance.
  • The bricking stance denotes that you must stand with your feet slightly further apart than your shoulders, brick grasped firmly in your hands either hanging below you or raised above your head to the fullest extent of your arms.
  • Raise the brick above your head.
  • Check that the brick is still a brick, as bricks have tendencies to metamorphose into lepers without warning. Lepers will not kill you with a solid thwack around the head. More likely you will kill them, and then be charged with murder and locked up.
  • Now, with the brick still raised above your head, it is time for your final words, or thoughts. Make them good ones. Something along the lines of 'I regret nothing' makes you sound like a loser, which patently you must be since you are killing yourself with a brick, but if nothing else this moment should be your life's epitome. Make a good impression on the Lord (or Satan) with some stunning last words in this life and first ones in the next one. If that fails, show them the new brick wound at the base of your skull, that should impress them to no end.
  • Utter your last words.
  • Close your eyes, picture fairies, puppies, and kittens. Picture yourself huffing those fairies, puppies, and kittens.
  • Violently smash the brick directly into the base of your skull. You should hear a swift sudden (satisfying) crack. Take consolation in the warm flow of blood down the nape of your neck, and the swelling blackness on the edges of your vision.
 
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nice
 
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xit said:
being alone every single day this summer has made me realize this life isnt worth living

im thinking three years if things continue the way they are. 2022 is a nice year to depart.

i will overdose during a heroin binge @WhiskeyCocaine
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NO

Don't do it my dude

I understand Heroin seems an ideal way to go out ...

I've thought about it many times ... To sit by the bay during sunset and listening to Misogi - Archangel as I inject myself to death ...

But I'm sure things will look up in the future ... Give it time my dude ...

:):):)
 
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oh no, plz dont do it
 
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da da da!








da da da da da da daaa!









da da da!














Another one bites the dust!
 
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WhiskeyCocaine said:
NO

Don't do it my dude

I understand Heroin seems an ideal way to go out ...

I've thought about it many times ... To sit by the bay during sunset and listening to Misogi - Archangel as I inject myself to death ...

But I'm sure things will look up in the future ... Give it time my dude ...

:):):)
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:bluepill:
 
itsoverbuddyboyo said:
oh no, plz dont do it
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> /s
1551988344625
 
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I made a similar thread yesterday, we are just socially retarded
 
xit said:
being alone every single day this summer has made me realize this life isnt worth living

im thinking three years if things continue the way they are. 2022 is a nice year to depart.

i will overdose during a heroin binge @WhiskeyCocaine
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Don’t do it
 
xit said:
:bluepill:
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Leave your fucking room for once and stop being autistic and get some friends.

Jesus Christ man this is sad af
 
xit said:
Hot girls glanced at me today so i might not
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All that matters is P in V and I have yet to experience that. But that's good
 
Good luck
 
This is your only life.
Once you kill yourself youre gone forever.
FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.
dont just waste it so fucking quickly you retard. Live a full life doing things that make you happy, and looksmax as hard as you can. Escortcel if you need to
 
Zygos4Life said:
This is your only life.
Once you kill yourself youre gone forever.
FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY.
dont just waste it so fucking quickly you retard. Live a full life doing things that make you happy, and looksmax as hard as you can. Escortcel if you need to
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Escorts are cope. Secs is about validation
 
xit said:
Escorts are cope. Secs is about validation
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Get the escorts to validate you.
tell them to call you handsome and daddy
Even if its forced just delude yourself into thinking it is legit validation
 
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Cope or rope. I see.
 
xit said:
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How are you gonna call him bluepilled when he's trying to help you?

And speaking from the same situation it will get better. I haven't really hung out with anyone this summer and I don't talk to anyone at work because I'm afraid of what they'll think of me. But things will get better, ik they will. They will for you too. Don't go down this route anon.
 
BigBoy said:
How are you gonna call him bluepilled when he's trying to help you?

And speaking from the same situation it will get better. I haven't really hung out with anyone this summer and I don't talk to anyone at work because I'm afraid of what they'll think of me. But things will get better, ik they will. They will for you too. Don't go down this route anon.
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Seems like cope they very may well get worse
 
xit said:
Seems like cope they very may well get worse
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Tbh it could I'm not gonna lie. But if you ldar what do you think is gonna happen?

Somehow everything will magically get better? No, unless you start trying to improve things they won't.
 
please do it OP
the world will be a happier and more intelligent place without you
 
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xit said:
being alone every single day this summer has made me realize this life isnt worth living

im thinking three years if things continue the way they are. 2022 is a nice year to depart.

i will overdose during a heroin binge @WhiskeyCocaine
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Boring death tbh

I plan on going
 
BrettyBoy said:
Member base is probably just full of women that couldn’t get chad.
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legit
if you pay attention, thats why most women who are depressed are depressed.
 
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Woah, being a forum addicted didn't help you change your life? 😮
 
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Good lucky
 
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ohhhhhhhhhh nooooooooo pleeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssseeeeee donnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttt
 
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