Story about when I let a korean girl stay at my house for a week

[Deleted member 26859]

she told me my room stinks of cum, which it did . so i can had like put a fan on and open the window etc and she was laughing


we were using my laptop for the movies plugged into my tv with a hdmi lead. so before we did it. i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it


i cooked some waffles with my new waffle maker for us, but i undercooked it and it poisoned me and my stomach was in agony for like 5 hours and she was rubbing me the entire time and looking after me like a mother, it felt good. while we watched some classic british movies like Narnia etc...


also i was liftsfrauding 3 inches and she was the same height as me without lifts. so i also frauded 3 inches in my slippers at home.


but she saw my real height when we bathed together and was like "ARE YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME??"


also when i walked into my room i knew i was fucked cos on my wall you can clearly see where i measured "5ft4 ------"



also crashed my car with her in it and part of my car fell off


oh well at least i got to enjoy her company for a while and got some raw cooms

she also used to wake up every morning and write a motivational qutoe 10 times in her notebook and listen to videos about financial freedom


pics included so people can stop accusing me of lying

 

[SoundnVision]

When was your last slay fella

 

[URL code]

Funniest slay story on .org ngl, fucking cage at

i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it

 

[Deleted member 26859]

When was your last slay fella

whenever this was posted https://looksmax.org/threads/just-s...y-too-small-accidentally-made-her-cry.816166/

 

[Steins]

If only you are Chad enough to hang the Rising Sun flag in your bedroom

 

[SoundnVision]

whenever this was posted https://looksmax.org/threads/just-s...y-too-small-accidentally-made-her-cry.816166/

Where you meet them

 

[ihatereddit]

dont korean niggas believe you die if you sleep with a fan on

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Where you meet them

tinder, language exchange apps

 

[Deleted member 26859]

dont korean niggas believe you die if you sleep with a fan on

they say that?

 

[ihatereddit]

they say that?

yes its called fan death

 

[Deleted member 26859]

yes its called fan death

lol

 

[sorrowfulsad]

she told me my room stinks of cum, which it did . so i can had like put a fan on and open the window etc and she was laughing


we were using my laptop for the movies plugged into my tv with a hdmi lead. so before we did it. i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it


i cooked some waffles with my new waffle maker for us, but i undercooked it and it poisoned me and my stomach was in agony for like 5 hours and she was rubbing me the entire time and looking after me like a mother, it felt good. while we watched some classic british movies like Narnia etc...


also i was liftsfrauding 3 inches and she was the same height as me without lifts. so i also frauded 3 inches in my slippers at home.


but she saw my real height when we bathed together and was like "ARE YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME??"


also when i walked into my room i knew i was fucked cos on my wall you can clearly see where i measured "5ft4 ------"



also crashed my car with her in it and part of my car fell off


oh well at least i got to enjoy her company for a while and got some raw cooms

she also used to wake up every morning and write a motivational qutoe 10 times in her notebook and listen to videos about financial freedom


pics included so people can stop accusing me of lying

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mogs me aint gon lie that bitch was either desperate as fuck or youre a slayer

 

[Deleted member 26859]

b

 

[Deleted member 26859]

b

 

[Mike141]

she told me my room stinks of cum, which it did . so i can had like put a fan on and open the window etc and she was laughing


we were using my laptop for the movies plugged into my tv with a hdmi lead. so before we did it. i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it


i cooked some waffles with my new waffle maker for us, but i undercooked it and it poisoned me and my stomach was in agony for like 5 hours and she was rubbing me the entire time and looking after me like a mother, it felt good. while we watched some classic british movies like Narnia etc...


also i was liftsfrauding 3 inches and she was the same height as me without lifts. so i also frauded 3 inches in my slippers at home.


but she saw my real height when we bathed together and was like "ARE YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME??"


also when i walked into my room i knew i was fucked cos on my wall you can clearly see where i measured "5ft4 ------"



also crashed my car with her in it and part of my car fell off


oh well at least i got to enjoy her company for a while and got some raw cooms

she also used to wake up every morning and write a motivational qutoe 10 times in her notebook and listen to videos about financial freedom


pics included so people can stop accusing me of lying

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how did you go about meeting her before letting her stay in your house?

 

[lilith]

she told me my room stinks of cum, which it did . so i can had like put a fan on and open the window etc and she was laughing


we were using my laptop for the movies plugged into my tv with a hdmi lead. so before we did it. i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it


i cooked some waffles with my new waffle maker for us, but i undercooked it and it poisoned me and my stomach was in agony for like 5 hours and she was rubbing me the entire time and looking after me like a mother, it felt good. while we watched some classic british movies like Narnia etc...


also i was liftsfrauding 3 inches and she was the same height as me without lifts. so i also frauded 3 inches in my slippers at home.


but she saw my real height when we bathed together and was like "ARE YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME??"


also when i walked into my room i knew i was fucked cos on my wall you can clearly see where i measured "5ft4 ------"



also crashed my car with her in it and part of my car fell off


oh well at least i got to enjoy her company for a while and got some raw cooms

she also used to wake up every morning and write a motivational qutoe 10 times in her notebook and listen to videos about financial freedom


pics included so people can stop accusing me of lying

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didn’t read disgusting Jewish faggot

 

[Deleted member 26859]

how did you go about meeting her before letting her stay in your house?

we chilled, got some food at a pub then got a hotel. then chilled the next day visited a castle in uk then let her stay at mine

 

[Mike141]

we chilled, got some food at a pub then got a hotel. then chilled the next day visited a castle in uk then let her stay at mine

damn bro did u hit during the time she was there or before?

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

nigga you need to teach me your secrets, you have completely btfo heightpill whats your face like

I'll totally pledge allegiance to hyperborea and advance the fourth reich or whatever I just need your insane game

 

[Deleted member 26859]

damn bro did u hit during the time she was there or before?

during

 

[Deleted member 26859]

nigga you need to teach me your secrets, you have completely btfo heightpill whats your face like

i havent i just get lucky sometimes

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

i havent i just get lucky sometimes

I'll totally pledge allegiance to hyperborea and advance the fourth reich or whatever I just need your insane game

For you is it really all charisma then? Obviously can't replicate that from a guide, but it would be good to know what I'm missing.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

For you is it really all charisma then? Obviously can't replicate that from a guide, but it would be good to know what I'm missing.

im the opposite of charismatic.

only explanation is, blonde blue eyes, curtains hairstyle, fashionmaxxed, liftsmaxxed, know what girls want physically, nonnt but can fake nt when i need to

 

[bishōnenmaxxer]

blonde blue eyes, curtains hairstyle

fashionmaxxed, liftsmaxxed, know what girls want physically, nonnt but can fake nt when i need to

Alright

 

[Latinus]

she told me my room stinks of cum, which it did

 

[MoggerGaston]

Mirin'

Those fucked up college/university romances are the best.

Fuck normal life

 

[Skywalker]

might be a man, who knows

 

[Michael Myers]

i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it

Funniest thing about deathniks being trapped by JBW is that the guys are always hella racist to their kind. Then later they become anti-white as a result when they find out they got sexually colonized.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

might be a man, who knows

fuck off lol

 

[Skywalker]

wheres her head bro? looks like you chopped it off? .....didnt know you were a muslim

 

[Deleted member 26859]

wheres her head bro? looks like you chopped it off? .....didnt know you were a muslim

lol

 

[Deleted member 26859]

duh

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

duh

Fuck you slayer.

 

[Clown Show]

 

[recessedd]

she told me my room stinks of cum, which it did . so i can had like put a fan on and open the window etc and she was laughing


we were using my laptop for the movies plugged into my tv with a hdmi lead. so before we did it. i had to take my laptop to the bathroom and spend like 5 minutes deleting all my anti korea propaganda incase she saw it


i cooked some waffles with my new waffle maker for us, but i undercooked it and it poisoned me and my stomach was in agony for like 5 hours and she was rubbing me the entire time and looking after me like a mother, it felt good. while we watched some classic british movies like Narnia etc...


also i was liftsfrauding 3 inches and she was the same height as me without lifts. so i also frauded 3 inches in my slippers at home.


but she saw my real height when we bathed together and was like "ARE YOU THE SAME HEIGHT AS ME??"


also when i walked into my room i knew i was fucked cos on my wall you can clearly see where i measured "5ft4 ------"



also crashed my car with her in it and part of my car fell off


oh well at least i got to enjoy her company for a while and got some raw cooms

she also used to wake up every morning and write a motivational qutoe 10 times in her notebook and listen to videos about financial freedom


pics included so people can stop accusing me of lying

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why was she at ur house for that long whats the context

 

[Deleted member 26859]

why was she at ur house for that long whats the context

having sex

 

[HeightPilledum]

>no face

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