PseudoMaxxer
Gonial angle pilled.
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We live in a lie. This reality that YOU live in, is a lie. You are whatever you consume, child. I’ve been doing research for a few weeks now to create an elite formula for looksmaxxing, but decided… Nay.. This isn’t enough. You need to literally ascend above and beyond, son. If you truly, from the bottom of your heart want to ascend.. then read this fully and most importantly apply this to your life.
Quran 58:20 - Know that the worldly life is no more than play and distraction and adornments, and boasting among you, and to increase in wealth and children. It is like plants that are supplied by an abundant rain, which appear pleasing to the rejecters. But then they dry-up and turn yellow, and become useless hay. And in the Hereafter there is severe retribution, and forgiveness from God and acceptance. This worldly life is no more than a deceiving enjoyment.
The reason I put this verse from the Quran is because of the ELITES, the people who are at the top (not chad but the actual governments and rulers etc) are literally brainwashing people into believing the same bullshit life scheme, be born, be a slave to the system with divorced parents. let school raise you, have a smaller dick because of the parabens, phtalates, Benzophenone, 4-MBC, fluoride Estrogenic cancer. Chlorine that OBLITERATES YOUR CELLS. The seed oils you eat…. MAKE U GET SKIN CANCER AND MAKE UR DICK FUCKING SMALLER, THE SUGAR THAT BREAKS YOU..Then you enter the internet. Consume shitty content, video games, redpill bullshit, blackpill bullshit.. OH AND YOUR FAVORITE GRUESOME DISGUSTINGLY MADE PORNOGRAPHY WHILE EJACULATING ON YOUR WALL. WHEN WOMEN GIVE YOU FUCKING A LITTLE BIT ATTENTION YOU BECOME A PUSSY LITTLE FAGGOT AND GET ATTACHED TO HER “OMG MY ONEITIS”. YOUR ONEITIS IS GETTING RAPED BY CHAD, BECAUSE YOUR A SOFTCEL CUTECEL LOSER INCEL MOTHERFUCKER WHO’S TO OBSESSED WITH HIS FAGGOT INTERNET LIFE.
point being: Pharoah brainwashed the people into believing things that were objectively false, people believed in it like livestock in a herd. Which created there illusory reality, a false reality which there mind crrated. Mind over matter. This is why ALLAH tells Musa that, in the end this world, is an illusion. The realities that the people at the top, government etc will attempt to program you into the life they want you to live. Thats what people like Tate mean as the ‘matrix’
This entire reality is filled with people who are NPCs. watch this video for a summary of what NPCs are, and how to not become one:
Why mention all of this? Because we need to get rid of the elephant in the room. The chemicals that lower our testosterone. Think I’m lying?
Ik you fags wont watch this. Idc. Only for those who truly wanna ascend will watch.
So…. Your skincare products from your shitty cerave, bioderma and all that bullshit have these crap in them. Your listorine has alcohol in it and dries your teeth, the fluoride lowers iq. Thr fluoride and chlorine from thr water fucks you up… what can you do though? coping is for low testosteronecels who will get raped by society.
ESOTERIC CHEMICAL PREVENTION GUIDE:
Replace your plastic containers with glass
use a glass water bottle always instead of plastic
Buy a tote bag, to avoid plastic contamination
NEVER EVER TOUCH A RECEIPT IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN
Do not use polyester clothing. Ever. Never ever.
GET NON ESTROGENIC PILLOWS WITHOUT THE POLYESTER THINGS
non-estrogenic cologne.
Esoteric anti-water chemical bullshit guide:
Get water filters, all kindsView attachment 2211216View attachment 2211217
Esoteric skincare guide: watch the video, for real.
Use tallow balm as a replacement for sunscreen and moisturizer, if you cant find it then make it yourself:
Drink copious amounts of water
Eat carrots (kys if its not good enough for you)
Eat tomatoes
Collagen supplements or chicken skin and bone broth
Cleanser cream or just use water
never thrust the towel harshly when ur out of thr shower. Always do it gently to avoid wrinkles.
Use tallow balm and go get a natural tan, whether your pale white or pitch black, the darker the better.
Use Indian healing clay to exfoliate
For bodywash use natural bar soaps with 1000% natural ingredients. No more gay shampoo.
Esoteric haircare guide:
Use olive oil or coconut oil to moisturize
ONLY WOODEN BRUSHES OR DIE WITH SHITTY HAIR
Find shampoo without the satanic chemicals or… use baby shampoo that lacks them most of the time. Keyword: most.
Boil rosemary and make rosemary and dab it on your hair to promote growth
Use sea salt water to have better hair quality after showing
Here’s a MUST read article on hair: https://looksmax.org/threads/hair-looksmaxxing-guide-good-hair-equals-good-life.504788/
Esoteric oral hygiene and teeth aesthetics guide:
Eat calcium rich foods. Especially eggshells.
Throw away your floor cleaning listorine that damages ur saliva and shit. Use cloves and chew them, spit them out later
Take a bit of olive oil, mix it in your mouth and then spit it out.
Use non-fluoride toothpaste.
use a miswackView attachment 2211240
Floss at night
Avoid seed oils, PLEASE. FOR ALLAH’S SAKE.
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, your actual facial bone. If its soy looking and under developed, it’s okay. It’s because mainly because of mouth breathing, start mewing. Adapt mewing as your all time state. Then.. here comes the fun part but if you wanna truly change your facial structure, naturally. you can do this.
Relax yourself, calm yourself down so your sutures will relax. Then do 2 things. Thumbpulling and hard mew. Also relax your massator muscles down. Massage them because they’re powerful AF. Relax them up. Then do the hard mewing and thumbpulling. But always constantly mew. You also need ELITE level posture to not have an underdeveloped face. You can find many posture threads on looksmax anywhere.
Okay so.. is that not enough for you? Of course it isn’t! Facial exercises bro! ‘But muh wrinkles’ kys thats only from the sun and just use tallow balm to avoid it.
Go under the sun a lot to activate some eye muscles too! https://looksmax.org/threads/scleral-show-is-effected-by-the-levator-labii-superioris-muscle.102566/
Also, do NOT ever use ur buccinator muscles:
Learn to swallow with your tongue and use smaller utensils to make those suckers weaker and weaker.
Now, a very important part: Height.
The only advise you need is…. Shoes with thick soles and an insole. Get 3-4 inches of extra height. Idc about you coping about idk it not being enough. What else can you do? Just fucking DIE UGLY!??!? Better die trying then die not trying. View attachment 2211251View attachment 2211252
Next stage: Lose fat, gain muscle. We all know women love muscle, whoever is lying saying they aren’t, has been raped before and doesnt know what she’s talking about. No one has ever gotten too big naturally.
To directly enhance your frame: https://looksmax.org/threads/the-ul...aguide-framecels-gtfih-or-forever-rot.552586/
IF YOU WANNA GET A MORE LEANER FACE, DRINK A SHITTON OF WATER TO PISS OUT THE BLOAT, must read article: https://looksmax.org/threads/the-ho...ide-for-craniofacial-aesthetics.706047/unread
Here’s a thing you can do, it’s a more ELITE version of ice hooding. It’s icemaxxing. Applying cold/ice fo your face will overall be a good thing for your aesthetics, because it reduces the inflammation, so no more bloat yay…. But not just that!
Brown fat (brown adipose tissue) is a type of body fat that regulates your body temperature in cold conditions. Brown fat activates right before you start to shiver. Brown fat also burns calories and stores energy. You have a small percentage of brown fat in your body compared to white fat. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/24015-brown-fat#:~:text=Brown fat (brown adipose tissue,body compared to white fat.
So… instead of aiming to turn the upper eyelid into brownfat, which’ll in turn make your face leaner. do it to your cheeks. Get a leaner, more aesthetic look, revealing that bone you’ve built through hard mewing and thumbpulling gainz, also the facial muscle.
Eyebrowmaxxing
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Eyebrows is what makes eyes look good 99% of the time. Thats why you need to at first, grow them the fuck out, then trim them to the ideal proportions. Also kys no unibrow unless Central Asiamaxxing. Lazer that our
To grow them you need:
Dont fucking shave them
Castor oil
Peppermint oil
Dermaroller
Minoxidil
Groom them to the ideal proportions. Straight eyebrows or soft angled.
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Positive canthal tilt eyebrows, in order to get that badass hunter look: View attachment 2213425
Congrats your set to go. Also SHAVE YOUR NOSE HAIR, TWEEZE IT, TRIM IT, AND FUCKING LAZER IT View attachment 2213431View attachment 2213432
You wanna also get that eyelash prettyboy look? Like the boyband kiddos do?
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Say no more kid, I got you. That’s why I’m making this thread.
Apply castor oil
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Then use an eleyash curlerView attachment 2213445
AS FOR YOUR HAIR **STYLE** AND FACIAL HAIR, THAT’S GONNA DEPEND A LOT, LIKE SERIOUSLY.
There are 3 factors that determine your hairstyle and facial hairstyle: your archetype and hair texture and head shape
There are 3 make archetypes, Hypermasculine, chad, prettyboy. So usually the ideal would be longer hair if you’re a prettyboy, as being bald as one is basically like stabbing yourself in the foot. You’re destroying what makes you hot.
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As for if you’re hypermasculine, you can get away with a buzzcut and recession, but I’d not recommend go bald. Buzzcut would be better. Chad has the best luck, as they can get away with short, medium and long hair.
Identify your head shape and hair texture, then go for a good hairstyle. And stick with it so you wouldnt be a non unique un original faggot. more about hair here: https://looksmax.org/threads/hair-looksmaxxing-guide-good-hair-equals-good-life.504788/
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There are 2 beard types to go with IF YOU GOT A BASED FACE ALREADY, designer stubble and goatee
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Don’t go 100% clean shaven or else you’ll look like a kid who hasn’t gone through puberty and has like no androgenic receptors.
Beardcare: https://www.beardbrand.com/products/beard-oil
The role of facial hair in women's perceptions of men's attractiveness, health, masculinity and parenting abilities
Facial hair strongly influences people's judgments of men's socio-sexual attributes. However, the nature of these judgments is often contradictory. Th…www.sciencedirect.com
NOW ITS TIME FOR THE GREATEST THING EVER, TO MAXIMALLY ASCEND.
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Susan bratton is the true hero of this world. Instead of being like the typical women who don’t understand human respect and not hurting other peoples feelings by bodyshaming and overall being a true demon, she HELPS men with small pps.
When I’m older I’m first gonna buy the medium sized pp pumps, for a year. To get a girthier cock. After use the bigger ones to get my dick both girthier and longer and also BIGGER BALLS. do that for another year, then lastly use the small one to get a GINORMOUS HEAD.
Do this to ascend, wanted to add stuff about skillmaxxing, having game etc. but nah cope. Take it or leave it.
@garoupilled_ @mbolo @enchanted_elixir @ascension
Also I’m not even blackpilled, I just became obsessed with upping my looks naturally with no surguries involved, at best hair transplant. Eventually after a year I’m gonna post my pictures on my looksmaxxing journey. In 5 years, I’ll be Gigamegachad.
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