Things I learned after fucking a Brazilian MILF

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That was the second woman I ever had sex with (after almost 3 fucking years of no sex JFL).
I'm gonna take what she said for a fact since she's experienced.

The things I learned/were confirmed :
- women like big butts on men (not fat butts but more like muscular butts)
- for some reason Brazilian people think men with big butts have small dicks
- 7x5.2 really is top tier dick size
- condoms feel like shit
 
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That was the second woman I ever had sex with (after almost 3 fucking years of no sex JFL).
I'm gonna take what she said for a fact since she's experienced.

The things I learned/were confirmed :
- women like big butts on men (not fat butts but more like muscular butts)
- for some reason Brazilian people think men with big butts have small dicks
- 7x5.2 really is top tier dick size
- condoms feel like shit
all of that is water except "- for some reason Brazilian people think men with big butts have small dicks''

but who cares about what brazilian people think about ur dick tbh lol
 
Mirin ascension for not having sex for 3 years tbh. It's been 1 year for me, have to visit an escort soon or its over
 
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but who cares about what brazilian people think about ur dick tbh lol
Well I do.
I'm in Brazil and I don't want women to think I have a small dick.
 
Mirin ascension for not having sex for 3 years tbh. It's been 1 year for me, have to visit an escort soon or its over
It's not over til it's over. Good luck.
 
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- women like big butts on men (not fat butts but more like muscular butts)
- condoms feel like shit
Foids also think that very muscular guys have small dicks here :feelskek:
You should try 58mm with that girth btw
 
Btw, what's up with people being tall motherfuckers in Rio?
Last time I checked the average height for young people in urban areas was 5'9 yet I feel like a fucking manlet at 5'11.
I fucking swear I've walked past at least a dozen 6'+ girls.
 
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@Deliciadecu heres ur kind
 
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Foids also think that very muscular guys have small dicks here :feelskek:
You should try 58mm with that girth btw
I actually put the 60mm ones but they're thick as shit.
The only thin ones I've found stop at 57mm, maybe I'll go with that.
 
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Disgusting thread

MILFS are gross ew
Ngl JBs are better.
But I was offered this one a golden plate, I would have been a homosexual to turn that one down.
And she has big tits and gives good head so I'm not complaining.
 
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Ngl JBs are better.
But I was offered this one a golden plate, I would have been a homosexual to turn that one down.
And she has big tits and gives good head so I'm not complaining.
I see
 
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I never heard this before JFL
The funny thing is that a study has been made on this subject, and it's actually the other way around JFL.
"The supposed relationship between penile length and gluteal size may have a scientific basis, but contrary to belief, large buttocks is more predictive of longer penile length than small buttocks."
 
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That was the second woman I ever had sex with (after almost 3 fucking years of no sex JFL).
I'm gonna take what she said for a fact since she's experienced.

The things I learned/were confirmed :
- women like big butts on men (not fat butts but more like muscular butts)
- for some reason Brazilian people think men with big butts have small dicks
- 7x5.2 really is top tier dick size
- condoms feel like shit
congrats every slay counts, don’t slow down don’t ever just coom ™
 
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The funny thing is that a study has been made on this subject, and it's actually the other way around JFL.
"The supposed relationship between penile length and gluteal size may have a scientific basis, but contrary to belief, large buttocks is more predictive of longer penile length than small buttocks."
People think that guys with big SUVs have small dicks tho
 
Btw,why do u say that? :feelshaha: :feelshaha: :feelshaha:
Any particular reaction?
She wanted me to try some Brazilian condoms cause the one I used was too thick, but I told her it wasn't gonna fit (and the condom eventually broke) + she told me about how she was happy that I had a big one because of the "large butt=small dick" thing.
But she wasn't in awe or anything.
 
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How did u get in the position to b linkin a Brazilian milf?
 
- 7x5.2 really is top tier dick size

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