TOMMOROW THERES A HOUSE PARTY WITH FULL HTN/STACYLITES/STACYS HOW CAN I DEBLOAT AND LOOK ANOREXIC PLS I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME

[futureashtray]

TITLE @pneumocystosis @Xangsane

 

[Deleted member 23391]

potassium

don't die

 

[rambocel]

lol

 

[3links2]

eat banana and 2 glasses of water in the morning and nothing else for rest of day

 

[looks>books]

depends, are you currently fat?

If not and your at a healthy weight then you shouldn't overthink this stuff, its not healthy. Everyone is probably thinking the same thing, even the most attractive people going so no one rlly cares about you (this is a good thing) just have fun and socialmaxx

 

[awesomemc101]

you’ll look fine cuz all the pics you take will be with flash and that’s how they’ll remember you the next mornint

so unless your obese your cheekbones will show

 

[RichardSpencel]

potassium

don't die

I’ve been taking like 4 GRAMS of potassium before I go out and I feel sick most nights,is that too much?

 

[futureashtray]

I’ve been taking like 4 GRAMS of potassium before I go out and I feel sick most nights,is that too much?

you could get heart issues and shit because of the electrolyte imbalances

 

[RichardSpencel]

you could get heart issues and shit because of the electrolyte imbalances

Idgaf this or death

 

[futureashtray]

Idgaf this or death

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fr bro is 6”7, mogger skull, wide clavicles, 9x6

 

[distance decay]

Do 50 pushups

 

[fatweewee123]

drink 10 gallons of water and eat 10 grams of potassium

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Spray tan or wear black
It will give thinner appearence

 

[pneumocystosis]

the fucking greycels are telling you absolute bullshit.


to debloat by tomorrow night:

dehydrate yourself (drink the least water possible).
You want to rid your body of its water.


potassium is good, but don’t take 6000mg at once.
2000mg every few hours is ideal.


no more sodium obviously.


you also want vasoconstriction in your face to counter the vasodilation cause by alcohol (alcohol bloat).
For that you want to megadose on caffeine throughout the night all while ingesting a low amount of fluids (no energy drinks). The best way to do this would be to have caffeine pills on-hand.

You could also apply a topical caffeine serum. People use them to depuff the eyes, there’s no reason for it to not have a similar effect on the cheeks.


Also, @autistic_tendencies is right, wearing black will make you look slimmer, and it’s ideal for the hollow cheek look, because your shirt isn’t reflecting any light from underneath.

 

[Deleted member 3041]

Idgaf this or death

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Who is this chad?