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🦋 Ultimate Ascension Guide for 2024 🦋
By @longmidfaceCEO

Thread Soundtrack BAYBEEEE

fr listen to this while reading the thread or gtfo now


Table of Contents
- Introduction
- Pictures
- My Statistics
- Hair
- Eye Area
- Mouth Area
- LowerThird
- Lean
- Physique
- Skin
- Neck
- Height
- Social
- Lays
- Conclusion
- Tags


Introduction
First things first I want to say thank you to @enorwood04 for inspiring me to make this thread he made a similar thread a week ago or so titled '18 Year Old MTN: A Guide to My Ascension Plan' so again thank you! My goal is to ascend from mid LTN to low-mid MTN. Was very much an ugly duckling throughout highschool and have one traumatic incident when girls at my prep school with nothing but Tall rich white people made a list of the cutest boys in the school for like a march madness thing and I was put second to last (mogged tf out of the 4’11 SEA in last place though 😂). Grew out of that and started doing some acne stuff and just got the tf out of puberty which ascended me from subhuman to LTN which is about where I am now. All products I mention will be linked at the bottom so don’t worry 👍. Yes this is my first post on this forum and I want to make it a good one. But anyway grab your slop and sit back for the best ascension guide you will ever read❗

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My Statistics
Height: 6’1 (6’0) = 183cm
Weight: 175lbs = 79.4kg
Bodyfat: 16%ish
Age: 20 years, 1 month, 2 days, and about 5 hours
Kisscount: 5 (before anyone says keeping count of kisses is cringe kys)
Laycount: 0 (3 BJs from different girls but no sex)(why?: idek)
Rating: mid LTN
NT?: might have a little undiagnosed autism but nothing clinical and i’m alt-right and catholic so that makes me non-NT basically :(
Race: White
Ethnicity: 75% Irish 25% Welsh (some other small stuff like scottish, english, and norwiegan)
Occupation: Sophomore at large college in Northeast US
Frame: Mid but don’t feel like measuring will post a pic
D: 6.1in = 15.4cm Bonepressed (not posting a pic jfl)

Hair
Length/Style
: Have the Bryce Hall going on rn and think it looks the best on my face/skull shape and has major JB appeal 😏
View attachment lkjhgfhjkl-5-min-12.jpg (1).webp

Dandruff: Have had light-moderate dandruff since puberty at 16 or so. Have tried head and shoulders, every conditioner on the market, cold showers, no shampoo all have failed me. My next step is dandruff oil and/or nizoral shampoo coming in the mail but in reality my father has sebhorric dermatitis so I probably have it too and I def don’t want to shave my head to find out so worst comes to worst I have to go see a Derma

Recession: have some very slight recession in the top of my left temple but idk will probably dermastamp it when I dermastamp the rest of my face my father has a full head of hair at 60 so I think I’m fine tbh

Eye Area

Eyebrows
: Have good eyebrow placement and thickness just really need to dye them black/dark brown or maybe when I start doing the MT-2 nasal spray hopefully they’ll darken.

UEE: moderate uee want to try eyelid pulling especially the part closest to my nose to see if that reduces it and curl eyelashes (probably both cope but we’re gonna try anyway) and maybe icehooding (probably cope #3 tho tbh since only have heard anecdotal evidence)

Canthal tilt: NCT can’t complain

Scleral show: Have a lot of scleral show due to my dogwater maxilla so eventually I’ll get canthoplasty when I am older but parents won’t approve rn and don’t have the time during school maybe ill ask my parents over the summer tho

Eyelashes: mid/bad they are a weird blond at the root and darker at the tips so idk what thats about and not sure if dying them will really do anything tbh and maybe they’ll darken with MT-2?

Eyebags: Just got Volufiline in the mail will try on my slight eyebags and above my eyes (probably cope)

Eyecolor: will follow the rough outline of elbastardo's eye lightening guide and was talking with enchanted elixir in his public posting before he left and he gave me some helpful advice. Already have A40 eyes but would like to get down to the really lightblue/gray level and create a nice halo. And before clowns in the comments say its dangerous no tf it isn’t, if you have anymore than 4 braincells most of those substances are already found in the human eye and are simply spot reducing the melanin in the iris. And there has been proven success in Elbastardo’s thread so idc. I have already taken the before pics so I will give an update and make a definitive thread proving their efficacy in 3-4 months time so get ready for that.

Lips

Width
: Will print out the mouth widening appliances once I get back to school since their is no 3D printing place near my house

Volufiline: to plump lips video describing woman's results below


Hyaluronic Acid (Oral): am going to take 200mg per day as the guy in this reddit did and saw good plumpness but I’ve also heard that this can cause the face to look bloated is that true?


Hyaluronic Acid (Topical): again saw a girl on youtube apply HA to her lips every day for 30 days and had good growth

Teeth

Whitening
: will use colgate 5% hydrogen peroxide from amazon and oil pulling solution from amazon to hopefully get those super white teeth

Straightening: Have a new set of invisalign from my ortho for the next 14 weeks then after that I should be fully done. If the two teeth next to my two front teeth aren’t able to be pulled down enough I will just file down my two front teeth slightly to make my smile look straighter (Before goons in the comments mention it being bad for my teeth I know and idgaf people have done it many times on YT videos I’ve seen and none of them reporting having any pain/discomfort after and if it comes back to bite me when I am an oldcel I won’t care then anyway)

LowerThird

Massester Hypertrophy
: I know its over for my high gonial angle jaw and small and pointy chin and subhuman forward growth but Ill try to cope with this. Will probably just clenchmax instead of chewmax to specifically target only the massetter and not the buccinator or temporalis. I’ve heard people looking bloated after they’ve done this so ill try it and see how I look but if it ends up being cope that aight too.

Mewing: Again only preventative and won't reverse my downward grown maxilla and horrid gonial angle but let a brotha cope 😭

Fat

Diet
: My diet is basically low-carb but not fully keto and so ill def lose weight since I’m done with the bulking meme

Cardio: will do long runs 5-6miles a few times a week, probably won’t do much for significant fat loss but I just simply enjoy doing it tbh
Debloat

Low Carb and Low Sugar
: carbs and sugar make you bloated and my diet from now on will have much less of those so excited to see those hollow cheeks and just feeling so much better not eating shitty food (finally escaped the bulking meme 🤣)

Furosemide: @pneumocystosis classic will use no more than once a week before I go out or on a date or something (100mg 4 hours before)

Gua Sha: I know its cope for anything long term but Im the type where my bloating is the worst in the morning so ill probably do this after I shower in the morning so ill look less bloated during the day

Physique

Gym:
basically the same old gym routine I have been doing not going to tell you because you’ve heard this same thing 100 times already.

Traptox: Will possibly buy botox to try and shrink my traps since I never train them yet they are too big and butt fuck my SWR. And any clowns who wanna say that big traps are aesthetic they simply are not and are purely male gaze. They ruin the squareness of the shoulders and make them look horizontally smaller. Broad square shoulders are pure female gaze not big traps your ogres 🤡
Traptoxlink

Skincare
Night
- cleanse, retin-a, vitamin C, moisturizer
-Cleanser: LaRoche Posay Purifying Foaming Cleanser
-Retin-A Source: Beautybliss.com
-Vitamin C: Timeless Vitamin C Serum
-Moisturizer: CeraVe PM Ultralightweight moisturizer

Morning - cleanse, moisturize, sunscreen
-Sunscreen: Beauty of Josean

Dermastamp: Will dermastamp once per week to get that sweet sweet collagen boost and apply Aloe Vera gel over.

Low Dairy Diet: some people such as myself have a severe acne trigger when I eat dairy and you might also so I haven't had dairy consistently in a while after finding this out and is something y'all should really look into

Pantothenic Acid Supplement: will be gigadosing pantothenic acid as it is very cheap and is the single best thing I have ever done to help clear my acne this is really an undiscovered looksmax that I haven't seen anyone on here talk about. Vigorous Steve has a video on getting rid of acne and this is the first thing he mentions and there was also an 8-week placebo controlled study proving its insane efficacy I will link

Coloring
Undertones
: betacarotene 75,000iu per day for yellow/orange undertones (already have red undertones so not gonna worry about lycopene and asthacixthin until i get there)

Tan: Will be doing MT-2 in the form of a nasal spray starting when I get back to school and will start with one spray each day and slowly taper up until I get my desired coloring (pics don't really show it since most of these were taken over the summer but I am currently a pastycel). I NEED that prime Alain Delon Coloring
View attachment il_570xN.3656878790_jja4.webp

Neck
Hyoid Bone Raising
: will try it like it says in the guide below and see if i see any results

Sternocleinomastoid Crunches: turn head to the side them crunch ear to the chest and get a good contraction and pump providing resistance with your hand I think this is the single best exercise no one on this forum talks about for a wider neck I will provide a video below of what I mean just try it and once your get your pump just revel in your Mike Tyson tier neck width.



Neck lifts: will be doing neck lift to hopefully train the back of my neck get rid of my xenomorph ass side profile jfl 🤣 also I have seen a thread on here showing how a backward grown neck is actually very important in frauding forward growth so I will link that here


Height
EE Heightmaxxing Stack
: Might end up following through with enchanted’s height maxxing guide and just suffer for a year or so since I genuinly think it will be worth it and would create a great halo to be 6’2-6’4. I just need to get the exact things down and will def provide another guide in a few weeks describing what I will be doing and in 6 months or so with measurements and pics unfrauded to see how much progress I will make. I also talked with elixir in his public postings if he would recommend it to someone like me so I'll link that convo and his thread
(scroll to monday at 9:00am)

Insoles: will fraud with 1-2inch insoles depending on the shoe I'm wearing to get to 6'2-6'3 but if I don't notice a difference will probably stop doing it tbh

Social
Outings:
basketball and baseball are big at my school so I will go to the games regularly to try to meet people

Parties: have never been to a college party before so if the opportunity arises I will go.

Clubs: will join as many clubs as possible especially ones i’m interested in that are majority women such as professional pre-med fraternity, blood drives, yoga, mindfulness etc. you get the point

Switching majors: I am so done with engineering especially with the job outlooks getting worse with time, how rigorous the coursework is, how much better the pay and job satisfaction is in health fields and how much more I just like healthcare so I am switching from Biomedical Engineering to Allied Health this semester which will also mean all of my classes will be majority women instead of men like they were last semester and will also have way more free time since Im not taking the hardest major at the school anymore 😂

Phenibut: a medication used to treat anxiety and from threads on this site and a detailed video from MPMD which I will link below is the #1 substance that helps kill social anxiety with little to no drawbacks unless you become reliant on it


Lays
Instagram
: will create two instagrams one being my main where I post NT as possible and one being a fitness account where I post my physique, things I’m eating and other NT fitness stuff. Not having social media apart from snapchat probably makes me look like a weirdo but I also just hate having the apps on my phone and doom scrolling so I might jump ship on this one need to feel it out but if you guys think its a legitimate SMV boost to have it I will do it.

Dating apps: Will make accounts on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge with pretty similar things and just post some normie pictures with my friends and will research more on what pics to post to get the most amount of likes and anyway I can manipulate the algorithm to show myself more and hopefully get some matches even though I know these apps are crazy competitive especially on a college campus 😔

Conclusion

Thank you so much for reading this thread I really put a lot of time and effort into it so I appreciate you for reading to the end. If you have any questions dumb or smart don’t be afraid to ask them below. I will definitely be doing slay stories and give general updates on how this next semester will go. I will also be doing more specific and detailed guides on more specific topics in the future. This is my first post so be kind with the formatting and placement and if there is anything I missed just tell me. Also likes and reacts would be very much appreciated. Dear Mods I know this is my first post but If I could get this into BOTB or even sticky threads for a while I would be the happiest boyo in the world. Thank you all for reading! Look out for more of my threads and will definitely post storytimes from this next semester! @longmidfaceCEO OUT! :feelsahh:

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🦋 Ultimate Ascension Guide for 2024 🦋
By @longmidfaceCEO

Thread Soundtrack BAYBEEEE

fr listen to this while reading the thread or gtfo now


Table of Contents
- Introduction
- Pictures
- My Statistics
- Hair
- Eye Area
- Mouth Area
- LowerThird
- Lean
- Physique
- Skin
- Neck
- Height
- Social
- Lays
- Conclusion
- Tags


Introduction
First things first I want to say thank you to @enorwood04 for inspiring me to make this thread he made a similar thread a week ago or so titled '18 Year Old MTN: A Guide to My Ascension Plan' so again thank you! My goal is to ascend from mid LTN to low-mid MTN. Was very much an ugly duckling throughout highschool and have one traumatic incident when girls at my prep school with nothing but Tall rich white people made a list of the cutest boys in the school for like a march madness thing and I was put second to last (mogged tf out of the 4’11 SEA in last place though 😂). Grew out of that and started doing some acne stuff and just got the tf out of puberty which ascended me from subhuman to LTN which is about where I am now. All products I mention will be linked at the bottom so don’t worry 👍. Yes this is my first post on this forum and I want to make it a good one. But anyway grab your slop and sit back for the best ascension guide you will ever read❗


My Statistics
Height: 6’1 (6’0) = 183cm
Weight: 175lbs = 79.4kg
Bodyfat: 16%ish
Age: 20 years, 1 month, 2 days, and about 5 hours
Kisscount: 5 (before anyone says keeping count of kisses is cringe kys)
Laycount: 0 (3 BJs from different girls but no sex)(why?: idek)
Rating: mid LTN
NT?: might have a little undiagnosed autism but nothing clinical and i’m alt-right and catholic so that makes me non-NT basically :(
Race: White
Ethnicity: 75% Irish 25% Welsh (some other small stuff like scottish, english, and norwiegan)
Occupation: Sophomore at large college in Northeast US
Frame: Mid but don’t feel like measuring will post a pic
D: 6.1in = 15.4cm Bonepressed (not posting a pic jfl)

Hair
Length/Style
: Have the Bryce Hall going on rn and think it looks the best on my face/skull shape and has major JB appeal 😏
View attachment 2651393

Dandruff: Have had light-moderate dandruff since puberty at 16 or so. Have tried head and shoulders, every conditioner on the market, cold showers, no shampoo all have failed me. My next step is dandruff oil and/or nizoral shampoo coming in the mail but in reality my father has sebhorric dermatitis so I probably have it too and I def don’t want to shave my head to find out so worst comes to worst I have to go see a Derma

Recession: have some very slight recession in the top of my left temple but idk will probably dermastamp it when I dermastamp the rest of my face my father has a full head of hair at 60 so I think I’m fine tbh

Eye Area

Eyebrows
: Have good eyebrow placement and thickness just really need to dye them black/dark brown or maybe when I start doing the MT-2 nasal spray hopefully they’ll darken.

UEE: moderate uee want to try eyelid pulling especially the part closest to my nose to see if that reduces it and curl eyelashes (probably both cope but we’re gonna try anyway) and maybe icehooding (probably cope #3 tho tbh since only have heard anecdotal evidence)

Canthal tilt: NCT can’t complain

Scleral show: Have a lot of scleral show due to my dogwater maxilla so eventually I’ll get canthoplasty when I am older but parents won’t approve rn and don’t have the time during school maybe ill ask my parents over the summer tho

Eyelashes: mid/bad they are a weird blond at the root and darker at the tips so idk what thats about and not sure if dying them will really do anything tbh and maybe they’ll darken with MT-2?

Eyebags: Just got Volufiline in the mail will try on my slight eyebags and above my eyes (probably cope)

Eyecolor: will follow the rough outline of elbastardo's eye lightening guide and was talking with enchanted elixir in his public posting before he left and he gave me some helpful advice. Already have A40 eyes but would like to get down to the really lightblue/gray level and create a nice halo. And before clowns in the comments say its dangerous no tf it isn’t, if you have anymore than 4 braincells most of those substances are already found in the human eye and are simply spot reducing the melanin in the iris. And there has been proven success in Elbastardo’s thread so idc. I have already taken the before pics so I will give an update and make a definitive thread proving their efficacy in 3-4 months time so get ready for that.

Lips

Width
: Will print out the mouth widening appliances once I get back to school since their is no 3D printing place near my house

Volufiline: to plump lips video describing woman's results below


Hyaluronic Acid (Oral): am going to take 200mg per day as the guy in this reddit did and saw good plumpness but I’ve also heard that this can cause the face to look bloated is that true?


Hyaluronic Acid (Topical): again saw a girl on youtube apply HA to her lips every day for 30 days and had good growth

Teeth

Whitening
: will use colgate 5% hydrogen peroxide from amazon and oil pulling solution from amazon to hopefully get those super white teeth

Straightening: Have a new set of invisalign from my ortho for the next 14 weeks then after that I should be fully done. If the two teeth next to my two front teeth aren’t able to be pulled down enough I will just file down my two front teeth slightly to make my smile look straighter (Before goons in the comments mention it being bad for my teeth I know and idgaf people have done it many times on YT videos I’ve seen and none of them reporting having any pain/discomfort after and if it comes back to bite me when I am an oldcel I won’t care then anyway)

LowerThird

Massester Hypertrophy
: I know its over for my high gonial angle jaw and small and pointy chin and subhuman forward growth but Ill try to cope with this. Will probably just clenchmax instead of chewmax to specifically target only the massetter and not the buccinator or temporalis. I’ve heard people looking bloated after they’ve done this so ill try it and see how I look but if it ends up being cope that aight too.

Mewing: Again only preventative and won't reverse my downward grown maxilla and horrid gonial angle but let a brotha cope 😭

Fat

Diet
: My diet is basically low-carb but not fully keto and so ill def lose weight since I’m done with the bulking meme

Cardio: will do long runs 5-6miles a few times a week, probably won’t do much for significant fat loss but I just simply enjoy doing it tbh
Debloat

Low Carb and Low Sugar
: carbs and sugar make you bloated and my diet from now on will have much less of those so excited to see those hollow cheeks and just feeling so much better not eating shitty food (finally escaped the bulking meme 🤣)

Furosemide: @pneumocystosis classic will use no more than once a week before I go out or on a date or something (100mg 4 hours before)

Gua Sha: I know its cope for anything long term but Im the type where my bloating is the worst in the morning so ill probably do this after I shower in the morning so ill look less bloated during the day

Physique

Gym:
basically the same old gym routine I have been doing not going to tell you because you’ve heard this same thing 100 times already.

Traptox: Will possibly buy botox to try and shrink my traps since I never train them yet they are too big and butt fuck my SWR. And any clowns who wanna say that big traps are aesthetic they simply are not and are purely male gaze. They ruin the squareness of the shoulders and make them look horizontally smaller. Broad square shoulders are pure female gaze not big traps your ogres 🤡
Traptoxlink

Skincare
Night
- cleanse, retin-a, vitamin C, moisturizer
-Cleanser: LaRoche Posay Purifying Foaming Cleanser
-Retin-A Source: Beautybliss.com
-Vitamin C: Timeless Vitamin C Serum
-Moisturizer: CeraVe PM Ultralightweight moisturizer

Morning - cleanse, moisturize, sunscreen
-Sunscreen: Beauty of Josean

Dermastamp: Will dermastamp once per week to get that sweet sweet collagen boost and apply Aloe Vera gel over.

Low Dairy Diet: some people such as myself have a severe acne trigger when I eat dairy and you might also so I haven't had dairy consistently in a while after finding this out and is something y'all should really look into

Pantothenic Acid Supplement: will be gigadosing pantothenic acid as it is very cheap and is the single best thing I have ever done to help clear my acne this is really an undiscovered looksmax that I haven't seen anyone on here talk about. Vigorous Steve has a video on getting rid of acne and this is the first thing he mentions and there was also an 8-week placebo controlled study proving its insane efficacy I will link

Coloring
Undertones
: betacarotene 75,000iu per day for yellow/orange undertones (already have red undertones so not gonna worry about lycopene and asthacixthin until i get there)

Tan: Will be doing MT-2 in the form of a nasal spray starting when I get back to school and will start with one spray each day and slowly taper up until I get my desired coloring (pics don't really show it since most of these were taken over the summer but I am currently a pastycel). I NEED that prime Alain Delon Coloring
View attachment 2650654

Neck
Hyoid Bone Raising
: will try it like it says in the guide below and see if i see any results

Sternocleinomastoid Crunches: turn head to the side them crunch ear to the chest and get a good contraction and pump providing resistance with your hand I think this is the single best exercise no one on this forum talks about for a wider neck I will provide a video below of what I mean just try it and once your get your pump just revel in your Mike Tyson tier neck width.



Neck lifts: will be doing neck lift to hopefully train the back of my neck get rid of my xenomorph ass side profile jfl 🤣 also I have seen a thread on here showing how a backward grown neck is actually very important in frauding forward growth so I will link that here


Height
EE Heightmaxxing Stack
: Might end up following through with enchanted’s height maxxing guide and just suffer for a year or so since I genuinly think it will be worth it and would create a great halo to be 6’2-6’4. I just need to get the exact things down and will def provide another guide in a few weeks describing what I will be doing and in 6 months or so with measurements and pics unfrauded to see how much progress I will make. I also talked with elixir in his public postings if he would recommend it to someone like me so I'll link that convo and his thread
(scroll to monday at 9:00am)

Insoles: will fraud with 1-2inch insoles depending on the shoe I'm wearing to get to 6'2-6'3 but if I don't notice a difference will probably stop doing it tbh

Social
Outings:
basketball and baseball are big at my school so I will go to the games regularly to try to meet people

Parties: have never been to a college party before so if the opportunity arises I will go.

Clubs: will join as many clubs as possible especially ones i’m interested in that are majority women such as professional pre-med fraternity, blood drives, yoga, mindfulness etc. you get the point

Switching majors: I am so done with engineering especially with the job outlooks getting worse with time, how rigorous the coursework is, how much better the pay and job satisfaction is in health fields and how much more I just like healthcare so I am switching from Biomedical Engineering to Allied Health this semester which will also mean all of my classes will be majority women instead of men like they were last semester and will also have way more free time since Im not taking the hardest major at the school anymore 😂

Phenibut: a medication used to treat anxiety and from threads on this site and a detailed video from MPMD which I will link below is the #1 substance that helps kill social anxiety with little to no drawbacks unless you become reliant on it


Lays
Instagram
: will create two instagrams one being my main where I post NT as possible and one being a fitness account where I post my physique, things I’m eating and other NT fitness stuff. Not having social media apart from snapchat probably makes me look like a weirdo but I also just hate having the apps on my phone and doom scrolling so I might jump ship on this one need to feel it out but if you guys think its a legitimate SMV boost to have it I will do it.

Dating apps: Will make accounts on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge with pretty similar things and just post some normie pictures with my friends and will research more on what pics to post to get the most amount of likes and anyway I can manipulate the algorithm to show myself more and hopefully get some matches even though I know these apps are crazy competitive especially on a college campus 😔

Conclusion

Thank you so much for reading this thread I really put a lot of time and effort into it so I appreciate you for reading to the end. If you have any questions dumb or smart don’t be afraid to ask them below. I will definitely be doing slay stories and give general updates on how this next semester will go. I will also be doing more specific and detailed guides on more specific topics in the future. This is my first post so be kind with the formatting and placement and if there is anything I missed just tell me. Also likes and reacts would be very much appreciated. Dear Mods I know this is my first post but If I could get this into BOTB or even sticky threads for a while I would be the happiest boyo in the world. Thank you all for reading! Look out for more of my threads and will definitely post storytimes from this next semester! @longmidfaceCEO OUT! :feelsahh:

TAGS
TAGGING LOOKSMAXXERS WHO POST GOOD STUFF AND HELPED ME MAKE THIS THREAD❗
@enorwood04 @enchanted_elixir @ElBastardo @Xangsane @BrahminBoss @ReadBooksEveryday @Blackgymmax @KING REIDYZ @_MVP_ @StrangerDanger @Kamui @Orc @Meraki @Kingkellz @ascension! @garoupilled_

 
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Your autism is your biggest falio and also the biggest risk factor for why your ascension plan will fail.

I'm trying to imagine the state of mind I would have to be in to publicly post my picture on an incel forum along with explicit details of my life and social intentions.

Even the fact that you mentioned wanting surgery to your family already lets me know how much of an autistic loser people around you already think you are.

In the same way that you're supposed to hide the efforts you put into things (such as never posting gym pics on insta), you're also supposed to hide the fact that you even care about certain things like your looks, let alone let people know that you're insecure about them as a 20 year old man.

The blackpill/looksmaxx community is something you should engage in on in-cognito mode on your browser and hope to God no on ever finds out about.

It never even began for you.
 
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Your autism is your biggest falio and also the biggest risk factor for why your ascension plan will fail.

I'm trying to imagine the state of mind I would have to be in to publicly post my picture of an incel forum along with explicit details of my life and social intentions.

Even the fact that you mentioned wanting surgery to your family already lets me know how much of an autistic loser people around you already think you are.

In the same way that you're supposed to hide the efforts you put into things (such as never posting gym pics on insta), you're also supposed to hide the fact that you even care about certain things like your looks, let alone let people know that you're insecure about them as a 20 year old man.

The blackpill/looksmaxx community is something you should engage in on in-cognito mode on your browser and hope to God no on ever finds out about.

It never even began for you.
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dayum cool i'll never try to help other people again 👍

I'm genuinely trying to help you.

Do you genuinely not see anything wrong with publicly posting pictures of your face on an incel forum?

It's definitely an autistic trait where the part of the brain that should protect you from public shame doesn't function.

There's an RedPill influencer called 1M who is also autistic.

In the video below, he publicly posted a vlog of him lifting himself out of depression.

Anyone with a NT brain would rather die than post this level of shame and exposure about themselves. (Nothing wrong with depression btw, just his level of public explicit detail.)

If you're not able to notice why posting a pic of yourself publicly is wrong, them that means that you'll also not notice the things that regularly happen in social interactions that you need to do or not do in order to be NT.

 
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I am rooting for you brother (and will also be using some of the stuff you wrote), good luck and don’t listen to retards trying to make you rope.
 
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Your autism is your biggest falio and also the biggest risk factor for why your ascension plan will fail.

I'm trying to imagine the state of mind I would have to be in to publicly post my picture on an incel forum along with explicit details of my life and social intentions.

Even the fact that you mentioned wanting surgery to your family already lets me know how much of an autistic loser people around you already think you are.

In the same way that you're supposed to hide the efforts you put into things (such as never posting gym pics on insta), you're also supposed to hide the fact that you even care about certain things like your looks, let alone let people know that you're insecure about them as a 20 year old man.

The blackpill/looksmaxx community is something you should engage in on in-cognito mode on your browser and hope to God no on ever finds out about.

It never even began for you.
Why you wouldnt tell your family about your surgeries? Is there a chance you are from muslim family and they would stone you to death for it? if not then its completely fine to tell them.
 
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dnrd btw
 
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Just get perioorbital implants with dropdown,nasion dropping implant, Lefort 2 with ccw and 30mm pogonion bimax with jaw angle implants.
 
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I'm genuinely trying to help you.

Do you genuinely not see anything wrong with publicly posting pictures of your face on an incel forum?

It's definitely an autistic trait where the part of the brain that should protect you from public shame doesn't function.

There's an RedPill influencer called 1M who is also autistic.

In the video below, he publicly posted a vlog of him lifting himself out of depression.

Anyone with a NT brain would rather die than post this level of shame and exposure about themselves. (Nothing wrong with depression btw, just his level of public explicit detail.)

If you're not able to notice why posting a pic of yourself publicly is wrong, them that means that you'll also not notice the things that regularly happen in social interactions that you need to do or not do in order to be NT.


brother thank you for trying to help but nobody gives that many shits irl this post is gonna get a couple hundred views then sink into the depths of this site. Im not ND because I posted a picture of myself people do it all the time on this forum idc. No one I know irl is going to see this and/or care if they do. Idk what kind of social trauma you have where posting a pic of yourself on the internet should be a reaction to make you scared or you have some friends/family who will shame you? I might have a bit of autism but looking at this objectivly 500 people max are gonna read this take what they want from it and never look back. I just want to share my experience thank you again for looking out for me though.
 
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yeah... don't....

how long did it take you to make this thread?
2ish hours had to just copy and paste from my doc most of that time was the formatting problems
 
2ish hours had to just copy and paste from my doc most of that time was the formatting problems
the problem with a thread like this is that it doesn't have enough detailed and useful information, most of the things are just statements and not explanations as to why or how, you're better off compiling different threads together into one. as it stands, the lack of detailed information in this thread is hindering its usefulness.
 
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I am rooting for you brother (and will also be using some of the stuff you wrote), good luck and don’t listen to retards trying to make you rope.
thank you brooooo!
 
the problem with a thread like this is that it doesn't have enough detailed and useful information, most of the things are just statements and not explanations as to why or how, you're better off compiling different threads together into one. as it stands, the lack of detailed information in this thread is hindering its usefulness.
yes i realized that while I was writing it and tried to combat it with providing studies and links to videos in some sections but I understand I was very vague like in the heightmaxxing section and overall just didn't have the energy to put anymore time than what I did into this thread thank you for the feedback though 👍
 
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Just get perioorbital implants with dropdown,nasion dropping implant, Lefort 2 with ccw and 30mm pogonion bimax with jaw angle implants.
yes will get all of these at once tomorrow thank you 👍😂
 
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Dnr but pin this it has caramelldansen the greatest song of all time
 
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u alr got 3BJs dont waste ur time and money trying to looksmax, focus on becoming more NT instea. Pay for an autism therapist or smthing
 
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nice bro. two things tho, first things first ur not mid ltn JFL. secondly, i would be careful with the whole heightmaxxing stack. second year in college ur like 19-20 then right? ur growth plates are definitely closed. blasting HGH could cause unwanted ugly facial growth at that age. and besides if ur not larping ur fucking 6’1 just fraud 6’3 with air forces and lifts i would kill to be that height
 
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Youre not getting BOTB bud
 
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nice bro. two things tho, first things first ur not mid ltn JFL. secondly, i would be careful with the whole heightmaxxing stack. second year in college ur like 19-20 then right? ur growth plates are definitely closed. blasting HGH could cause unwanted ugly facial growth at that age. and besides if ur not larping ur fucking 6’1 just fraud 6’3 with air forces and lifts i would kill to be that height
also private message me what college u go i also go to one in the Northeast. (if u go to an ivy league and ur posting on this forum going to kill you)
 
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u alr got 3BJs dont waste ur time and money trying to looksmax, focus on becoming more NT instea. Pay for an autism therapist or smthing
NTpill is beyond brutal
 
also private message me what college u go i also go to one in the Northeast. (if u go to an ivy league and ur posting on this forum going to kill you)
pm me first idk how to pm 😭
 
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nice bro. two things tho, first things first ur not mid ltn JFL. secondly, i would be careful with the whole heightmaxxing stack. second year in college ur like 19-20 then right? ur growth plates are definitely closed. blasting HGH could cause unwanted ugly facial growth at that age. and besides if ur not larping ur fucking 6’1 just fraud 6’3 with air forces and lifts i would kill to be that height
yes this was what I was worried about I'm already tall and blasting that shit would just destroy my health for a year and maybe make me look even uglier 😭 and only give me an inch or two but I swear the average height for college kids nowadays has got to be between 5'10-5'11 ik everyone says that and the data disagrees but idk im only a bit above average height irl tbh
 
🦋 Ultimate Ascension Guide for 2024 🦋
By @longmidfaceCEO

Thread Soundtrack BAYBEEEE

fr listen to this while reading the thread or gtfo now


Table of Contents
- Introduction
- Pictures
- My Statistics
- Hair
- Eye Area
- Mouth Area
- LowerThird
- Lean
- Physique
- Skin
- Neck
- Height
- Social
- Lays
- Conclusion
- Tags


Introduction
First things first I want to say thank you to @enorwood04 for inspiring me to make this thread he made a similar thread a week ago or so titled '18 Year Old MTN: A Guide to My Ascension Plan' so again thank you! My goal is to ascend from mid LTN to low-mid MTN. Was very much an ugly duckling throughout highschool and have one traumatic incident when girls at my prep school with nothing but Tall rich white people made a list of the cutest boys in the school for like a march madness thing and I was put second to last (mogged tf out of the 4’11 SEA in last place though 😂). Grew out of that and started doing some acne stuff and just got the tf out of puberty which ascended me from subhuman to LTN which is about where I am now. All products I mention will be linked at the bottom so don’t worry 👍. Yes this is my first post on this forum and I want to make it a good one. But anyway grab your slop and sit back for the best ascension guide you will ever read❗


My Statistics
Height: 6’1 (6’0) = 183cm
Weight: 175lbs = 79.4kg
Bodyfat: 16%ish
Age: 20 years, 1 month, 2 days, and about 5 hours
Kisscount: 5 (before anyone says keeping count of kisses is cringe kys)
Laycount: 0 (3 BJs from different girls but no sex)(why?: idek)
Rating: mid LTN
NT?: might have a little undiagnosed autism but nothing clinical and i’m alt-right and catholic so that makes me non-NT basically :(
Race: White
Ethnicity: 75% Irish 25% Welsh (some other small stuff like scottish, english, and norwiegan)
Occupation: Sophomore at large college in Northeast US
Frame: Mid but don’t feel like measuring will post a pic
D: 6.1in = 15.4cm Bonepressed (not posting a pic jfl)

Hair
Length/Style
: Have the Bryce Hall going on rn and think it looks the best on my face/skull shape and has major JB appeal 😏
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Dandruff: Have had light-moderate dandruff since puberty at 16 or so. Have tried head and shoulders, every conditioner on the market, cold showers, no shampoo all have failed me. My next step is dandruff oil and/or nizoral shampoo coming in the mail but in reality my father has sebhorric dermatitis so I probably have it too and I def don’t want to shave my head to find out so worst comes to worst I have to go see a Derma

Recession: have some very slight recession in the top of my left temple but idk will probably dermastamp it when I dermastamp the rest of my face my father has a full head of hair at 60 so I think I’m fine tbh

Eye Area

Eyebrows
: Have good eyebrow placement and thickness just really need to dye them black/dark brown or maybe when I start doing the MT-2 nasal spray hopefully they’ll darken.

UEE: moderate uee want to try eyelid pulling especially the part closest to my nose to see if that reduces it and curl eyelashes (probably both cope but we’re gonna try anyway) and maybe icehooding (probably cope #3 tho tbh since only have heard anecdotal evidence)

Canthal tilt: NCT can’t complain

Scleral show: Have a lot of scleral show due to my dogwater maxilla so eventually I’ll get canthoplasty when I am older but parents won’t approve rn and don’t have the time during school maybe ill ask my parents over the summer tho

Eyelashes: mid/bad they are a weird blond at the root and darker at the tips so idk what thats about and not sure if dying them will really do anything tbh and maybe they’ll darken with MT-2?

Eyebags: Just got Volufiline in the mail will try on my slight eyebags and above my eyes (probably cope)

Eyecolor: will follow the rough outline of elbastardo's eye lightening guide and was talking with enchanted elixir in his public posting before he left and he gave me some helpful advice. Already have A40 eyes but would like to get down to the really lightblue/gray level and create a nice halo. And before clowns in the comments say its dangerous no tf it isn’t, if you have anymore than 4 braincells most of those substances are already found in the human eye and are simply spot reducing the melanin in the iris. And there has been proven success in Elbastardo’s thread so idc. I have already taken the before pics so I will give an update and make a definitive thread proving their efficacy in 3-4 months time so get ready for that.

Lips

Width
: Will print out the mouth widening appliances once I get back to school since their is no 3D printing place near my house

Volufiline: to plump lips video describing woman's results below


Hyaluronic Acid (Oral): am going to take 200mg per day as the guy in this reddit did and saw good plumpness but I’ve also heard that this can cause the face to look bloated is that true?


Hyaluronic Acid (Topical): again saw a girl on youtube apply HA to her lips every day for 30 days and had good growth

Teeth

Whitening
: will use colgate 5% hydrogen peroxide from amazon and oil pulling solution from amazon to hopefully get those super white teeth

Straightening: Have a new set of invisalign from my ortho for the next 14 weeks then after that I should be fully done. If the two teeth next to my two front teeth aren’t able to be pulled down enough I will just file down my two front teeth slightly to make my smile look straighter (Before goons in the comments mention it being bad for my teeth I know and idgaf people have done it many times on YT videos I’ve seen and none of them reporting having any pain/discomfort after and if it comes back to bite me when I am an oldcel I won’t care then anyway)

LowerThird

Massester Hypertrophy
: I know its over for my high gonial angle jaw and small and pointy chin and subhuman forward growth but Ill try to cope with this. Will probably just clenchmax instead of chewmax to specifically target only the massetter and not the buccinator or temporalis. I’ve heard people looking bloated after they’ve done this so ill try it and see how I look but if it ends up being cope that aight too.

Mewing: Again only preventative and won't reverse my downward grown maxilla and horrid gonial angle but let a brotha cope 😭

Fat

Diet
: My diet is basically low-carb but not fully keto and so ill def lose weight since I’m done with the bulking meme

Cardio: will do long runs 5-6miles a few times a week, probably won’t do much for significant fat loss but I just simply enjoy doing it tbh
Debloat

Low Carb and Low Sugar
: carbs and sugar make you bloated and my diet from now on will have much less of those so excited to see those hollow cheeks and just feeling so much better not eating shitty food (finally escaped the bulking meme 🤣)

Furosemide: @pneumocystosis classic will use no more than once a week before I go out or on a date or something (100mg 4 hours before)

Gua Sha: I know its cope for anything long term but Im the type where my bloating is the worst in the morning so ill probably do this after I shower in the morning so ill look less bloated during the day

Physique

Gym:
basically the same old gym routine I have been doing not going to tell you because you’ve heard this same thing 100 times already.

Traptox: Will possibly buy botox to try and shrink my traps since I never train them yet they are too big and butt fuck my SWR. And any clowns who wanna say that big traps are aesthetic they simply are not and are purely male gaze. They ruin the squareness of the shoulders and make them look horizontally smaller. Broad square shoulders are pure female gaze not big traps your ogres 🤡
Traptoxlink

Skincare
Night
- cleanse, retin-a, vitamin C, moisturizer
-Cleanser: LaRoche Posay Purifying Foaming Cleanser
-Retin-A Source: Beautybliss.com
-Vitamin C: Timeless Vitamin C Serum
-Moisturizer: CeraVe PM Ultralightweight moisturizer

Morning - cleanse, moisturize, sunscreen
-Sunscreen: Beauty of Josean

Dermastamp: Will dermastamp once per week to get that sweet sweet collagen boost and apply Aloe Vera gel over.

Low Dairy Diet: some people such as myself have a severe acne trigger when I eat dairy and you might also so I haven't had dairy consistently in a while after finding this out and is something y'all should really look into

Pantothenic Acid Supplement: will be gigadosing pantothenic acid as it is very cheap and is the single best thing I have ever done to help clear my acne this is really an undiscovered looksmax that I haven't seen anyone on here talk about. Vigorous Steve has a video on getting rid of acne and this is the first thing he mentions and there was also an 8-week placebo controlled study proving its insane efficacy I will link

Coloring
Undertones
: betacarotene 75,000iu per day for yellow/orange undertones (already have red undertones so not gonna worry about lycopene and asthacixthin until i get there)

Tan: Will be doing MT-2 in the form of a nasal spray starting when I get back to school and will start with one spray each day and slowly taper up until I get my desired coloring (pics don't really show it since most of these were taken over the summer but I am currently a pastycel). I NEED that prime Alain Delon Coloring
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Neck
Hyoid Bone Raising
: will try it like it says in the guide below and see if i see any results

Sternocleinomastoid Crunches: turn head to the side them crunch ear to the chest and get a good contraction and pump providing resistance with your hand I think this is the single best exercise no one on this forum talks about for a wider neck I will provide a video below of what I mean just try it and once your get your pump just revel in your Mike Tyson tier neck width.



Neck lifts: will be doing neck lift to hopefully train the back of my neck get rid of my xenomorph ass side profile jfl 🤣 also I have seen a thread on here showing how a backward grown neck is actually very important in frauding forward growth so I will link that here


Height
EE Heightmaxxing Stack
: Might end up following through with enchanted’s height maxxing guide and just suffer for a year or so since I genuinly think it will be worth it and would create a great halo to be 6’2-6’4. I just need to get the exact things down and will def provide another guide in a few weeks describing what I will be doing and in 6 months or so with measurements and pics unfrauded to see how much progress I will make. I also talked with elixir in his public postings if he would recommend it to someone like me so I'll link that convo and his thread
(scroll to monday at 9:00am)

Insoles: will fraud with 1-2inch insoles depending on the shoe I'm wearing to get to 6'2-6'3 but if I don't notice a difference will probably stop doing it tbh

Social
Outings:
basketball and baseball are big at my school so I will go to the games regularly to try to meet people

Parties: have never been to a college party before so if the opportunity arises I will go.

Clubs: will join as many clubs as possible especially ones i’m interested in that are majority women such as professional pre-med fraternity, blood drives, yoga, mindfulness etc. you get the point

Switching majors: I am so done with engineering especially with the job outlooks getting worse with time, how rigorous the coursework is, how much better the pay and job satisfaction is in health fields and how much more I just like healthcare so I am switching from Biomedical Engineering to Allied Health this semester which will also mean all of my classes will be majority women instead of men like they were last semester and will also have way more free time since Im not taking the hardest major at the school anymore 😂

Phenibut: a medication used to treat anxiety and from threads on this site and a detailed video from MPMD which I will link below is the #1 substance that helps kill social anxiety with little to no drawbacks unless you become reliant on it


Lays
Instagram
: will create two instagrams one being my main where I post NT as possible and one being a fitness account where I post my physique, things I’m eating and other NT fitness stuff. Not having social media apart from snapchat probably makes me look like a weirdo but I also just hate having the apps on my phone and doom scrolling so I might jump ship on this one need to feel it out but if you guys think its a legitimate SMV boost to have it I will do it.

Dating apps: Will make accounts on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge with pretty similar things and just post some normie pictures with my friends and will research more on what pics to post to get the most amount of likes and anyway I can manipulate the algorithm to show myself more and hopefully get some matches even though I know these apps are crazy competitive especially on a college campus 😔

Conclusion

Thank you so much for reading this thread I really put a lot of time and effort into it so I appreciate you for reading to the end. If you have any questions dumb or smart don’t be afraid to ask them below. I will definitely be doing slay stories and give general updates on how this next semester will go. I will also be doing more specific and detailed guides on more specific topics in the future. This is my first post so be kind with the formatting and placement and if there is anything I missed just tell me. Also likes and reacts would be very much appreciated. Dear Mods I know this is my first post but If I could get this into BOTB or even sticky threads for a while I would be the happiest boyo in the world. Thank you all for reading! Look out for more of my threads and will definitely post storytimes from this next semester! @longmidfaceCEO OUT! :feelsahh:

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good shit, but even after all ur work u wont be able to fix ur biggest flaw without surgery, maybe ccw rotation. although i think if u follow through with everything u listed ull be alr, especially if u grow some more.

sounds bluepilled but u look so much more relaxed and non autistic when u smile 😁 so smile more!
 
Your autism is your biggest falio and also the biggest risk factor for why your ascension plan will fail.

I'm trying to imagine the state of mind I would have to be in to publicly post my picture on an incel forum along with explicit details of my life and social intentions.

Even the fact that you mentioned wanting surgery to your family already lets me know how much of an autistic loser people around you already think you are.

In the same way that you're supposed to hide the efforts you put into things (such as never posting gym pics on insta), you're also supposed to hide the fact that you even care about certain things like your looks, let alone let people know that you're insecure about them as a 20 year old man.

The blackpill/looksmaxx community is something you should engage in on in-cognito mode on your browser and hope to God no on ever finds out about.

It never even began for you.
Meanwhile, anyone seriously wishing to be Chad and Chad just stop reading you after the first sentence and do what's important/ascension-worthy.

Doing what they want. Unironically not giving a fuck.
 
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good shit, but even after all ur work u wont be able to fix ur biggest flaw without surgery, maybe ccw rotation. although i think if u follow through with everything u listed ull be alr, especially if u grow some more.

sounds bluepilled but u look so much more relaxed and non autistic when u smile 😁 so smile more!
ik but in reality im never going to get a surgery as invasive as a LeFort I think Ill just try to cope with a rhino, canthoplasty, and jaw fillers and just deal with the long midface

and thank you for the compliment 😄
 
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good luck brother
 
Meanwhile, anyone seriously wishing to be Chad and Chad just stop reading you after the first sentence and do what's important/ascension-worthy.

Doing what they want. Unironically not giving a fuck.
idk what that really means but thanks for the reply 👍
 
idk what that really means but thanks for the reply 👍
Of course not. It's because that comment wasn't replying to you.

What I'm saying is that Chad and anyone wanting to be him will find a way and losers find excuses.
 
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Of course not. It's because that comment wasn't replying to you.

What I'm saying is that Chad and anyone wanting to be him will find a way and losers find excuses.
BIG W 🏆
 
Good luck!!
 
Wtf is traptox please tell me about this, I have the same problem as you, I have massive traps even though I don't train them I want them gone.
 
Wtf is traptox please tell me about this, I have the same problem as you, I have massive traps even though I don't train them I want them gone.
literally just putting botox in your traps lol. botox on any part of the body simply stops the muscle from contracting which would then allow the muscle to atrophy but you probably know it from people putting it on their forehead to prevent wrinkles. You could do the exact same thing with trapezius muscle as the link shows that clinic does which would atrophy the traps giving you the appearance of wider broader shoulders. I have seen videos online of clinicans doing it and it seems rather simple so ill probably just get some from online and ask my friends to put the needles in 😂. Ill post a thread in 1-2months with the updates to see best procedure/how well it works.
 
Why you wouldnt tell your family about your surgeries? Is there a chance you are from muslim family and they would stone you to death for it? if not then its completely fine to tell them.
Well first of all I said I was catholic in the statistics section 😂 but fr I have yet to ask, but my conservative parents likely would disapprove and not want me to waste my or their money on surgeries so you are right I probably should ask but it just seems like a shameful/weird thing tbh and if by the end of my softmaxxing I end up pulling some MTBs and HTBs than I think I'll probably just stop there and look for a catholic wife then. 👍
 
Well first of all I said I was catholic in the statistics section 😂 but fr I have yet to ask, but my conservative parents likely would disapprove and not want me to waste my or their money on surgeries so you are right I probably should ask but it just seems like a shameful/weird thing tbh and if by the end of my softmaxxing I end up pulling some MTBs and HTBs than I think I'll probably just stop there and look for a catholic wife then. 👍
dnrd this softmax cope tbh
 
180 degree gonial angle
 
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dnrd this softmax cope tbh
bruh i don't thinks its cope you can def still ascend on softmaxxes only and in reality the surgery I need the most is a lefort with a ccw and I don't want to spend 3 months recovering just to possibly look worse/have harmony thrown away. I'll definelty get jaw fillers when I get older to fix my subhuman gonial angle and a canthoplasty and I think ill be fine from then on tbh
 
bruh i don't thinks its cope you can def still ascend on softmaxxes only and in reality the surgery I need the most is a lefort with a ccw and I don't want to spend 3 months recovering just to possibly look worse/have harmony thrown away. I'll definelty get jaw fillers when I get older to fix my subhuman gonial angle and a canthoplasty and I think ill be fine from then on tbh
how can you cope with not getting bimax when you need it?
 
bruh i don't thinks its cope you can def still ascend on softmaxxes only and in reality the surgery I need the most is a lefort with a ccw and I don't want to spend 3 months recovering just to possibly look worse/have harmony thrown away. I'll definelty get jaw fillers when I get older to fix my subhuman gonial angle and a canthoplasty and I think ill be fine from then on tbh
ascend to what? MTN?

You need surgery boyo
 

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a lot of it is water but that's because it works and I haven't heard a single person on this forum talk about traptox, pantothenic acid gigadosing, sternocleinomastoid exercises, teeth shaving, and phenibut so I think that these are relatively unknown to the majority but thank you for the feedback regardless 👍
 
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