"Why did you change your username to Michael Myers?"

[Michael Myers]

And dick

Nah, dick is cope. As long as it's not a micropenis (3 inches or less BP) or a macropenis (7 inches or more BP), you're set.

 

[sub5c3l]

@sub5c3l what you laughing at nigga?!im pouring my heart out boyo. @Iasacrko bully him

Also don't tag iasacrko that nigger made me insecure

 

[sub5c3l]

Nah, dick is cope. As long as it's not a micropenis (3 inches or less BP) or a macropenis (7 inches or more BP), you're set.

Hopefully tbh

 

[Michael Myers]

Hopefully tbh

Trust me, it's true. Anyone who says otherwise is just an insecure dude trying to project his insecurities onto you.

 

[moggathon]

Peaked at 9 made me cage

I did peak at 9 Nigga.

 

[sub5c3l]

I did peak at 9 Nigga.

Rip if true

 

[moggathon]

Hopefully tbh

Nigga it doesn’t matter it’s not like we’re going to use it. We’re stone cold incels

 

[sub5c3l]

Nigga it doesn’t matter it’s not like we’re going to use it. We’re stone cold incels

Almost forgot I'm a stone cold incel, thanks for reminding me

 

[Michael Myers]

Nigga it doesn’t matter it’s not like we’re going to use it. We’re stone cold incels

We do use it when we jack off, don't get it twisted bhai.

 

[einzigartig]

Just kidding, nobody asked me why. But it's the username I had since 2010. I was 14 and I'm 28 now. Crazy to think it's been half a lifetime ago.

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well tbh i actually wondered it and i liked the truecel name the most actually

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

Just kidding, nobody asked me why. But it's the username I had since 2010. I was 14 and I'm 28 now. Crazy to think it's been half a lifetime ago.

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The glowing white name with the gif and user look fucking sick coolest profile on the site

 

[Michael Myers]

The glowing white name with the gif and user look fucking sick coolest profile on the site

I appreciate it brother.

 

[radicalrationalist]

i joined the first blackpill bbs(bulletin board system) on early internet back in the 80s when i was 30, now i'm 68.