Why does haaland play for norway when he can play for England

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0 iq moment. Looks like he's not interested in lifting the fifa world cup ever.
 
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Sure. But they are never gonna win anything. It's never coming home
I never understood why England does poorly at the world cup tbh, they end loosing even with some of the best players in world. Seems like English players are only interested in showing their talent in the EPL.
 
I never understood why England does poorly at the world cup tbh, they end loosing even with some of the best players in world. Seems like English players are only interested in showing their talent in the EPL.
Weakmind + overrated. Their only win came from rigging
 
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Its respectable for him
 
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Why would he play for England? He is Norwegian, that's where he grew up and kickstarted his football career.

Not like playing for England guarantees u any Trophies, and he'd be getting benched anyway.
 
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I never understood why England does poorly at the world cup tbh, they end loosing even with some of the best players in world. Seems like English players are only interested in showing their talent in the EPL.
countries like england germany france brazil argentina etc have enough talent to build 3+ teams of world class ballers that can compete against any team, it's not a matter of talent. It's hard for young talents with no cohesion coming from different teams to fit perfectly in new system and play ball to win the wc. If you look at who has been winning the past few years ( 2010 spain (barca), 2014 germany (bayern), 2018 france (psg) ) you see the pattern.
 
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He's Norwegian...He could marry a Brazilian girl though, get Brazilian citizenship through this, then play for the Brazil national team having a much higher chance to eventually win the world cup.
 
He's Norwegian...He could marry a Brazilian girl though, get Brazilian citizenship through this, then play for the Brazil national team having a much higher chance to eventually win the world cup.
What will a 6'4 down syndrom blonde norwegian nigger do in a team full of mutts speaking gibberish.
 
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To not get flamed by norwegians maybe
 
they aren't gonna win one anytime soon on how shit the players have become
The team is amazing talent wise currently, if they don't win with this team it's mentality or the coaching
 
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Becuz his Nordic Genes call to him
 
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Gay thread by admin is a clown site ngl
 
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He's Norwegian...He could marry a Brazilian girl though, get Brazilian citizenship through this, then play for the Brazil national team having a much higher chance to eventually win the world cup.
gunther is still living in 2002
 
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thats honestly such a stupid question OP , you probably dont know anything about football
 
England has zero tradition in the World Cup. Their 1966 trophy was a one-off. They have the same number of finals as Croatia: one.

France, Italy, Germany, Argentina, and Brazil are the masters of this competition.
 
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It’s coming home this Euros
You sure?
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England has zero tradition in the World Cup. Their 1966 trophy was a one-off. They have the same number of finals as Croatia: one.

France, Italy, Germany, Argentina, and Brazil are the masters of this competition.
Not Italy but the rest yes. England's current team still has a very strong. Pretty much every player at each position in the team is a star player but they still loose anyway lol
 
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Why would he play for England? He is Norwegian, that's where he grew up and kickstarted his football career.

Not like playing for England guarantees u any Trophies, and he'd be getting benched anyway.
Kane is better than haaland. He would be number 2
 
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You're from the UK
 
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On par I'd say. Doesn't hurt to have another world class striker tho.
Only reason he would have been considered for England is because he was born there only because of his dad playing in England. He is full Norwegian and he grew up there. If he grew up in England then it would be different.
 
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Only reason he would have been considered for England is because he was born there only because of his dad playing in England. He is full Norwegian and he grew up there. If he grew up in England then it would be different.
Yes but if blacks in France's football who weren't even born on french soil can play for France so can haaland. Why wouldn't a footballer want to make a name for himself at the world stage with a much stronger team.
 
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Yes but if blacks in France's football who weren't even born on french soil can play for France so can haaland. Why wouldn't a footballer want to make a name for himself at the world stage with a much stronger team.
Most of those Africans I assume were born in France it's their parents that were probably the immigrants or grandparents because of the African colonies. He might feel out of place playing for England since his real country is Norway. Playing for your national team is prideful so he wouldn't really feel that with England. Yes he would be way more likely to win a world cup of course but again it could be seen as a betrayal to Norway if he chose England.
 
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He gets to be the star and centre of attention duh
 

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