Why does Neo/Keanu look good with a slick back?

[Umbra]

While others with lower hairlines/smaller foreheads may not look as good? Is it his long midface? Bones? Tall skull?

Obviously in motion it’s not as visible but he would still get told to rope if he posted here jfl. Ngl i can’t see him with a smaller forehead otherwise it would break his ratios

Also jfl at the side profile

I can imagine the autistic pslers roasting him

While in some pics he looks like a mogger

 

[Iasacrko]

 

[Orc]

his forehead is big but his mid-face is also long and his jaw is tall, so it's not like his thirds are disproportional.

 

[Infinite]

People here are delusional dw

 

[Umbra]

his forehead is big but his mid-face is also long and his jaw is tall, so it's not like his thirds are disproportional.

He still looks good regardless of not having muh compact jordan barret gay alien midface

People here are delusional dw

Ye ik dw i filter automatically the delusional basement dwellers who don’t go outside

 

[NEOKAISER]

honestly, its the glasses. being real atm

 

[Umbra]

honestly, its the glasses. being real atm

Still looks good but ye mirin glasses tbh. Modern day fashion sucks

 

[Orc]

found some older photos.

He still looks good regardless of not having muh compact jordan barret gay alien midface

compact mid-face isn't a good thing for men, almost all good-looking mean lean closer towards long than compact.

 

[NEOKAISER]

Still looks good but ye mirin glasses tbh. Modern day fashion sucks
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I wear glasses almost identical to those, just silver colored and i get attention. Just know your shit about fashion and you can rock anything.

 

[Roge]

his forehead is big but his mid-face is also long and his jaw is tall, so it's not like his thirds are disproportional.

How tall do you think his skull then? 10"?

 

[Umbra]

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found some older photos.



compact mid-face isn't a good thing for men, almost all good-looking mean lean closer towards long than compact.

Ye, i have a midface in between long and compact so neither horseface but neither too compact. Smth like this or like Keanu’s

I wear glasses almost identical to those, just silver colored and i get attention. Just know your shit about fashion and you can rock anything.

I have a sunglasses that resembles his as well jfl but they’re fully dark and can’t see through. They look intimidating ngl i jumpscared a guy at a party once when i wore them. Nigga thought men in black came after him

Npcs wont consider them nt or fashionable. I saw ppl here wear sunglasses that look like a car’s windshield. Retarded af. Like a thick rectangle

 

[HeightPilledum]

He doesn't look very good, but it fits on him.
He looks oddly futuristic, almost alien or insect-like with the glasses and slickback, especially here

That being said, it goes with what they were going for
Everything considered, Keanu has never been a sex symbol or anywhere near women's top 10 at any point
He's a good looking man with harmony (and status halo), but overall he's nothing special
You could substitute him with anybody lookswise and they'd still pull it off as long as they have a decent hairline

 

[Orc]

Ye, i have a midface in between long and compact so neither horseface but neither too compact. Smth like this or like Keanu’s

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same, a friend morphed me with a shorter mid-face recently and it looked worse because it makes my jaw too overbearing.

I'd have a 1:4 philtrum to chin ratio if my mouth was positioned any higher.

 

[Umbra]

He doesn't look very good, but it fits on him.
He looks oddly futuristic, almost alien or insect-like with the glasses and slickback, especially here
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Ngl mogger style tbh. Maybe the coat too long and pants have too many buckles but still looks good on a guy at least htn. Mtn and below would get called the police on him jfl

He doesn’t look picture perfect, 10/10 gay alien morph or smth but still looks good tbh

That being said, it goes with what they were going for
Everything considered, Keanu has never been a sex symbol or anywhere near women's top 10 at any point

Why do u think this? Bcs he is hapa? No stubble or not enough exposure? Obviously girls may simp for a guy like ryan gosling as well not necessarily super models or brad pitt all the time

He's a good looking man with harmony (and status halo), but overall he's nothing special
You could substitute him with anybody lookswise and they'd still pull it off as long as they have a decent hairline

Nothing special as in striking features or ? His coloring is good tbh. Definition of tall dark and handsome

 

[HeightPilledum]

Ngl mogger style tbh. Maybe the coat too long and pants have too many buckles but still looks good on a guy at least htn. Mtn and below would get called the police on him jfl

Arnold had a similar style in the Terminator movies and his is far more iconic

He doesn’t look picture perfect, 10/10 gay alien morph or smth but still looks good tbh

As I said, it fits on him, probably because of his small face

Why do u think this? Bcs he is hapa? No stubble or not enough exposure?

He's not very striking or cute. He doesn't have the Chad pheno but he doesn't tick any boxes for a "type" either

Obviously girls may simp for a guy like ryan gosling as well not necessarily super models or brad pitt all the time

I never saw a woman genuinely simp towards Goose.
All his simps are men
If Goose had an Instagram account it'd be filled with nerds referencing the times he played as an incel allegory, a fake hardass or an autist for a film

I'm positive there's some women who might find him attractive, probably because he fits the very weak, easy to manipulate oofy at first glance, but he's nothing in terms of looks.
He's below Keanu tbh

Nothing special as in striking features or ? His coloring is good tbh. Definition of tall dark and handsome

He's not dark, and while he's a good 6'1, his co-stars and people he was put with were always either the same height as him or taller

 

[iam good boy]

Moderchod

 

[Umbra]

Arnold had a similar style in the Terminator movies and his is far more iconic

Jfl now i see it tbh. Never saw the terminator

Arnold is far more popular than keanu so it makes sense

As I said, it fits on him, probably because of his small face

What jfl he doesn’t have a small face? His face is long but not horse tier, he doesn’t have a compact midface or smth to be small

He's not very striking or cute. He doesn't have the Chad pheno but he doesn't tick any boxes for a "type" either

Brutal niche theory

I never saw a woman genuinely simp towards Goose.
All his simps are men
If Goose had an Instagram account it'd be filled with nerds referencing the times he played as an incel allegory, a fake hardass or an autist for a film

Jflll

It was just an example tbh women find normies attractive as well but then some are chad only idk tbh. They’re unpredictable and don’t make sense

I'm positive there's some women who might find him attractive, probably because he fits the very weak, easy to manipulate oofy at first glance, but he's nothing in terms of looks.
He's below Keanu tbh

He’s below for sure, coloring kinda saves him

He's not dark,

Dark as in dark hair and eyes. Dark doesn’t mean necessarily tanned or black guy or smth

and while he's a good 6'1, his co-stars and people he was put with were always either the same height as him or taller

Perfect height tbh. Not at risk of being a framecel etc

Still above average

 

[NEOKAISER]

Ye, i have a midface in between long and compact so neither horseface but neither too compact. Smth like this or like Keanu’s

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I have a sunglasses that resembles his as well jfl but they’re fully dark and can’t see through. They look intimidating ngl i jumpscared a guy at a party once when i wore them. Nigga thought men in black came after him

Npcs wont consider them nt or fashionable. I saw ppl here wear sunglasses that look like a car’s windshield. Retarded af. Like a thick rectangle

how old r u?

 

[Umbra]

how old r u?

20

Why?

 

[NEOKAISER]

20

Why?

u think cool stuff are out of style

 

[Umbra]

u think cool stuff are out of style

No, but npcs here , normies, younger people (15-18) think matrix style fashion is non nt/aspie/out of fashion.

Most younger zoomers (15-18) are a literal hivemind. They all either have fringe/bangs, curly fringe broccoli hair or curtains. Sneakers are in 90% of cases jordans, and pants/jackets sports wear, nike or simple jeans etc. The more expensive and bigger the logo, the more they buy them. Literal braindeads. Girls especially are very nice detectives so they know if you are nt etc. Not to mention most judge by clothes.

 

[NEOKAISER]

No, but npcs here , normies, younger people (15-18) think matrix style fashion is non nt/aspie/out of fashion.

Most younger zoomers (15-18) are a literal hivemind. They all either have fringe/bangs, curly fringe broccoli hair or curtains. Sneakers are in 90% of cases jordans, and pants/jackets sports wear, nike or simple jeans etc. The more expensive and bigger the logo, the more they buy them. Literal braindeads. Girls especially are very nice detectives so they know if you are nt etc. Not to mention most judge by clothes.

well depends on where ur from. if you live in the suburbs or some other not-that-centralized area i understand your point. however if you live in a larger city, you can dress however you want as long as youre not dressing like a fgt or smth. if you can rock an outfit and execute it properly, you will stand out, in a positive way. however, if you are wearing matrix type of clothing and you do not know what you're doing, you will stand out as a retard. as long as you know your shit and know how to execute it, you can do anything.

 

[Umbra]

well depends on where ur from. if you live in the suburbs or some other not-that-centralized area i understand your point. however if you live in a larger city, you can dress however you want as long as youre not dressing like a fgt or smth.

My town is a rather small one of 50k ppl

if you can rock an outfit and execute it properly, you will stand out, in a positive way. however, if you are wearing matrix type of clothing and you do not know what you're doing, you will stand out as a retard.

Jfl true, but wdym not know what you're doing?

as long as you know your shit and know how to execute it, you can do anything.

Can i dm u pics of my clothes combination to tell me if it looks good?

 

[NEOKAISER]

Jfl true, but wdym not know what you're doing?

well a good example is of retards dressing in high fashion shoes or hoodies or other expensive items and pairing them with your average walmart sweatpants. point is, they know that these things exist and it's possible to make them look good, but then just executing it half assed, making you look like a retard.

Can i dm u pics of my clothes combination to tell me if it looks good?

sure feel free

 

[Willmogulater]

Ideal physique

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

...on opposite day

 

[Umbra]

well a good example is of retards dressing in high fashion shoes or hoodies or other expensive items and pairing them with your average walmart sweatpants. point is, they know that these things exist and it's possible to make them look good, but then just executing it half assed, making you look like a retard.

Ye so basically not matching clothes properly. Either quality, material etc. Understood

sure feel free

Done