Why does taking showers have to take so long

[Vermilioncore]

I mean you gotta get your underwear and clothes ready, get a towel, etc then you gotta wash your body and hair and when you leave the shower the floor gets all wet and you get all cold and have to dry off etc
Like it’s just too much hassle. I wish I was a cow or horse and someone can just hose me down and wash the shit out of my ass as I go on about my day

 

[HeightPilledum]

Legit 1 hour thrown away
It's not over once you finished it
After having to wash, then dry up, then clean the ears...

I tried speedrunning a shower, it still took me 30 minutes

 

[Vermilioncore]

Legit 1 hour thrown away
It's not over once you finished it
After having to wash, then dry up, then clean the ears...

I tried speedrunning a shower, it still took me 30 minutes

Yeah I hate it and then the floors all wet and shit so sometimes I’ll forget and be wearing socks and kaboom just like that my socks are all wet and I gotta change out of them now. I envy crippled fatasses because they just get wiped down like a cow in bed and don’t have to even get up

 

[moggathon]

I mean you gotta get your underwear and clothes ready, get a towel, etc then you gotta wash your body and hair and when you leave the shower the floor gets all wet and you get all cold and have to dry off etc
Like it’s just too much hassle. I wish I was a cow or horse and someone can just hose me down and wash the shit out of my ass as I go on about my day

I can shower and dry in less than 10mins

 

[Vermilioncore]

I can shower and dry in less than 10mins

Sorry bud i cant

 

[moggathon]

Sorry bud i cant

Just wake up ‘retarded’ and you won’t need to. Get a nurse to clean you. Pretend to be in a coma idk

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just wake up ‘retarded’ and you won’t need to. Get a nurse to clean you. Pretend to be in a coma idk

I already do I stare out the window and drool and hum twinkle twinkle little star to myself is that nt

 

[moggathon]

I already do I stare out the window and drool and hum twinkle twinkle little star to myself is that nt

Lick car windows , integrate it into your life. Adapt and evolve friend.

 

[fukmylyf]

Legit 1 hour thrown away
It's not over once you finished it
After having to wash, then dry up, then clean the ears...

I tried speedrunning a shower, it still took me 30 minutes

it's physically impossible to take less than 30 minutes. Anyone who claims otherwise is not cleaning themselves properly

 

[fxckz]

Hahahah

 

[HeightPilledum]

it's physically impossible to take less than 30 minutes. Anyone who claims otherwise is not cleaning themselves properly

I was purposely washing myself as fast as possible, did a quick shampoo and got out in 10-15 minutes
Took me 20 minutes to dry up, dress and clean my ears

 

[Vermilioncore]

I was purposely washing myself as fast as possible, did a quick shampoo and got out in 10-15 minutes
Took me 20 minutes to dry up, dress and clean my ears

I remember one time I rushed and got into bed and realized there was still shampoo in my hair

 

[fukmylyf]

I was purposely washing myself as fast as possible, did a quick shampoo and got out in 10-15 minutes
Took me 20 minutes to dry up, dress and clean my ears

u can dry much faster by shaving body hair

 

[Alt]

be glad that you don't have contamination OCD, which is what I've had ever since I started getting acne

Kills me inside as everything has to be in a certain order, still feel dirty after showers, etc.

 

[Vermilioncore]

be glad that you don't have contamination OCD, which is what I've had ever since I started getting acne

Kills me inside as everything has to be in a certain order, still feel dirty after showers, etc.

Nah that shit sound scary omm

 

[Bojack]

It only takes 15-20 minutes to shower you smelly subhuman !

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I remember one time I rushed and got into bed and realized there was still shampoo in my hair

that used to always happen to me. i remember it would dry up and look like dandruff in my hair. this girl behind me in class said “jake u have so much dandruff in ur hair it’s gross” so i shook my hair and got dandruff all over her desk

 

[Alt]

Nah that shit sound scary omm

yeah shits awful. Like I'll be done washing my hair and accidentally graze it against the wall. And then I'll have to rewash my hair and everything that came before

Pretty sure a trauma response from events in my life but I'm working on it

 

[Vermilioncore]

that used to always happen to me. i remember it would dry up and look like dandruff in my hair. this girl behind me in class said “jake u have so much dandruff in ur hair it’s gross” so i shook my hair and got dandruff all over her desk

Nah frr buddy don’t even care about lettin err one know his real name mirin

 

[Vermilioncore]

yeah shits awful. Like I'll be done washing my hair and accidentally graze it against the wall. And then I'll have to rewash my hair and everything that came before

Pretty sure a trauma response from events in my life but I'm working on it

Nah you crazy asf my nigga don’t go killing 50 kids now boy

 

[DelonLover1999]

Legit 1 hour thrown away
It's not over once you finished it
After having to wash, then dry up, then clean the ears...

I tried speedrunning a shower, it still took me 30 minutes

Holy fuck you're slow

I can take a 3 min shower

I used to take 'hyperspeed showers' when i was a kid

Like sub 1 min basically

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Nah frr buddy don’t even care about lettin err one know his real name mirin

1285 W 38th St, Exposition Park, Los Angeles
Passcode is 8143

 

[copingtoohardrn]

Idk why you taking so long to shower
I only take 10 minute or 30 minute if i want to stroke my cock

 

[Vermilioncore]

1285 W 38th St, Exposition Park, Los Angeles
Passcode is 8143

Hell nahh bro even plugged the passcode

 

[tombradylover]

Not even kidding I beat my meat in the shower takes like 30 min

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Hell nahh bro even plugged the passcode

meet me on the 2nd story up the staircase first door to the right. the guy keeps the drugs on the door to the left.

 

[arab_chink]

I mean you gotta get your underwear and clothes ready, get a towel, etc then you gotta wash your body and hair and when you leave the shower the floor gets all wet and you get all cold and have to dry off etc
Like it’s just too much hassle. I wish I was a cow or horse and someone can just hose me down and wash the shit out of my ass as I go on about my day

Thats why its best to take it when needed

 

[tombradylover]

Idk why you taking so long to shower
I only take 10 minute or 30 minute if i want to stroke my cock

holy shit bro we on the same page fr. Stroking cock in shower is amazing srs

 

[tombradylover]

it's physically impossible to take less than 30 minutes. Anyone who claims otherwise is not cleaning themselves properly

Takes me 30 min to stroke my dick and bust. Then 10-20 more minutes to actually clean up and dry off

 

[looksmaxxertheguy]

Turn on shower.
Brush teeth while heat turns on. Then step in shower and get wet. (2 min)
Use 3 in one bodywash, shampoo, conditioner on hair, crotch, butt, and armpits. Rub the rest fast on the rest of your body. (3 min)
Rinse (1 min)
Turn off shower and dry yourself. Done. (30 seconds)

 

[DelonLover1999]

it's physically impossible to take less than 30 minutes. Anyone who claims otherwise is not cleaning themselves properly

You better be shoving a toilet brush up your ass and cleaning your fucking intestines tbh

Jfl at 30 min

 

[fukmylyf]

Takes me 30 min to stroke my dick and bust.

i only need 1 min for that

 

[moggathon]

it's physically impossible to take less than 30 minutes. Anyone who claims otherwise is not cleaning themselves properly

i only take that long if im sitting on the floor crying

 

[Azonin]

I mean you gotta get your underwear and clothes ready, get a towel, etc then you gotta wash your body and hair and when you leave the shower the floor gets all wet and you get all cold and have to dry off etc
Like it’s just too much hassle. I wish I was a cow or horse and someone can just hose me down and wash the shit out of my ass as I go on about my day

lmao this is probably the most truecel thing that i read here, just take a shower if you dont wnat it to be long take a warm one, i have to start taking them since it increases testosterone so higher libido and i also have dandruff which itches the shit out of my head