witnessed a brutal roast in a bar this week

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a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me
 
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"manspreading" = a guy sitting with open legs
"womanspreading" = a fucking slut that spreads her legs for everyone
 
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a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me
His ancestors fought in wars and choked in their own blood on the battlefield just for him to end his bloodline because of the funny vertical number.
 
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Could Manspreading Be Good for Women? - PowerToFly
 
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a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me
:feelswhy:
 
obviously this never happened
 
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a small group of people (both guys and girls, early-mid 20s) sitting at a table

2 girls come in to join them, and one of them says something equivalent to "look at X manspreading, his feet are barely reaching the floor", referring to some shorter guy in the group. of course, everyone started laughing hysterically

i left the bar 3-4 minutes after that because i didn't want to see the guy stand up and realize he's as tall/taller than me
When she said the word "manspreading" you should have went over to her table and smashed a bottle over her face (nose first).
 

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