Always tell a hooker youre a virgin

[sorrowfulsad]

I did this as a joke once and been done it 2 more times.

they all act the same and are confused wtf is wrong with me

but the best part is they are gentle and give me the impression to make it special for me.

I can act like I aint never touched a tittie or suck on them and they be taking my hand and usually take the lead and second time teach me how I lead.

fucking a hooker tomorrow and I will do the same except Im going to larp as a 29 year old (Im 25) cause I wanna see if that changes anything

 

[sorrowfulsad]

also if youre genuinely a virgin its better than not IN MY EXPERIENCE

 

[PrinceofDarkness]

over

 

[sorrowfulsad]

over

nah it just begun

 

[arab_chink]

I did this as a joke once and been done it 2 more times.

they all act the same and are confused wtf is wrong with me

but the best part is they are gentle and give me the impression to make it special for me.

I can act like I aint never touched a tittie or suck on them and they be taking my hand and usually take the lead and second time teach me how I lead.

fucking a hooker tomorrow and I will do the same except Im going to larp as a 29 year old (Im 25) cause I wanna see if that changes anything

Joined Aug 11, 2018

 

[Deleted member 68430]

I did this as a joke once and been done it 2 more times.

they all act the same and are confused wtf is wrong with me

but the best part is they are gentle and give me the impression to make it special for me.

I can act like I aint never touched a tittie or suck on them and they be taking my hand and usually take the lead and second time teach me how I lead.

fucking a hooker tomorrow and I will do the same except Im going to larp as a 29 year old (Im 25) cause I wanna see if that changes anything

Kys

 

[Bojack]

they always ask me if this is my first time or whatever even though I've been going to the same brothel for like 2 years lol

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’ll larp as mentally disabled so I can sniff and inspect her body with no judgement

 

[Deleted member 60051]

they always ask me if this is my first time or whatever even though I've been going to the same brothel for like 2 years lol

Aren’t brothels illegal in most of the US?

 

[sorrowfulsad]

I’ll larp as mentally disabled so I can sniff and inspect her body with no judgement

I might do this tomorrow too

 

[Matthias8272]

 

[Eternal_]

“Maybe if I’m extra nice to this freak, he won’t kill me afterward”