Bitches love food

I don’t know how to cook either besides microwaving and toasting.
Idk how to do that either tbh. I wait till my mommy comes home and makes me food.
It truely is

Maybe if they stepped outside the basement they too could fuck a cute girl in a sexy santa outfit while eating pizza too
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Oh, she's a noodelwhore. How big is your dick?
 
Idk how to do that either tbh. I wait till my mommy comes home and makes me food.

Oh, she's a noodelwhore. How big is your dick?
Pretty big

I hang at about 4 - 6" soft and 7.8 - 8.3 x 5.6 hard

Honestly man cooking tasty food isn't hard. There's plenty of recipes u can make easily and quickly that taste and look good. Personally I just ask my mum to tell me how she makes some of the dishes she does that are my favs
 
Idk how to do that either tbh. I wait till my mommy comes home and makes me food.

Oh, she's a noodelwhore. How big is your dick?
Sad shit, man.
 
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Bragger. Bet she is getting shagged by chad.

Nah, when either of us is seeing someone we don't see each other. I saw her once while I was with my ex and that was just cuz we happened to bump into each other.

She's gonna come stay with me for 10 days over Christmas while I'm in China so that should be pretty fun
 
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Pretty big

I hang at about 4 - 6" soft and 7.8 - 8.3 x 5.6 hard

Honestly man cooking tasty food isn't hard. There's plenty of recipes u can make easily and quickly that taste and look good. Personally I just ask my mum to tell me how she makes some of the dishes she does that are my favs
@dicklet4incher sad shit, man

My dick is like 4.7-5.1 erect, I can't run monstreous size dick game.

I need to learn how to cook tho, for weight loss. It's hard af imo.
 
@dicklet4incher sad shit, man

My dick is like 4.7-5.1 erect, I can't run monstreous size dick game.

I need to learn how to cook tho, for weight loss. It's hard af imo.

No cooking for your dick, unfortunately
 
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if she loves food i can feed her with my cum
 

looooooooooool

Have you fucked a girl before?
 
my huge cock
Amo
 
Whoaaaa calm down fellas

A guy makes a thread about food and dating and all hell breaks lose.

:feelshaha:
 
Katsu
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Cooked Tiger prawns in garlic butter yesterday, shit was cash

She said she wants me to come over in a few days and she will make me Katsu Curry :love:, Azn Princess' are so fucking IDEAL
Katsu sounds a bit like dick in my language. Btw are you paying for holidays or what?
And I don't know how to cook, so it's off the table.
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She's known me since we were kids, we just never really spoke until we happened to run into each other at university. I do doubt she would have fucked me or at least been tempted to if a girl I slept with didn't tell her all about me lmao
@dicklet4incher when he read this:
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@dicklet4incher when he read this:
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its orge man the dickpill literally keep getting proven every day yet there are still some mentally deranged people like @Gudru who deny it
you cant get dumber than this
 
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its orge man the dickpill literally keep getting proven every day yet there are still some mentally deranged people like @Gudru who deny it
you cant get dumber than this
It's true I know a guy who got some lays by posting dick pics on some shady website, big dick is a trait that definitely has its market.
 
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I wouldn't make it a date thing where you pay for her meals but if you got a foid at you're place & you're hungry ask her if she wants a bite.
 
Katsu sounds a bit like dick in my language. Btw are you paying for holidays or what?
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I'm working there, I found out like 3 weeks ago when I told her she said she wanted to come visit me so she's gonna spend like a week with me over Christmas. She can pay for all her own shit, she has a pretty good job
 
I'm working there, I found out like 3 weeks ago when I told her she said she wanted to come visit me so she's gonna spend like a week with me over Christmas. She can pay for all her own shit, she has a pretty good job
Where are you working and what did you find out? I don't get it.
 
Where are you working and what did you find out? I don't get it.
Oh you are asking if I pay for holidays with her? Most I've done was this year I got us an Airbnb so she could go out in London and see all her girlfriends but then she regularly pays for food if we go out or pays for my drinks all night lol

She managed to get a decent job straight out of uni in our home area that makes really good money (convinced her to take the job) and I dont make too much. She's insistent on paying fairly often I don't think I take advantage of her so I just roll with it

I got a job in China like 3 weeks ago I thought you were asking if I was paying for a holiday out there for her
 
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Oh you are asking if I pay for holidays with her? Most I've done was this year I got us an Airbnb so she could go out in London and see all her girlfriends but then she regularly pays for food if we go out or pays for my drinks all night lol

She managed to get a decent job straight out of uni in our home area that makes really good money (convinced her to take the job) and I dont make too much. She's insistent on paying fairly often I don't think I take advantage of her so I just roll with it

I got a job in China like 3 weeks ago I thought you were asking if I was paying for a holiday out there for her
Seems like a balanced relationship, not cucky.
 
Good thread
 
I wouldn't make it a date thing where you pay for her meals but if you got a foid at you're place & you're hungry ask her if she wants a bite.
I have too much self-respect to become a betabux.
 
You have no self-respect and we all know it!
I wasn’t even talking about you, I meant in general unless you’re a betabux yourself.
 

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