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For those who ask I’m 6.7 BPEL and 5.7 girth now, quick story time:

So Friday night I’m chilling with one of my FWB we just finished fucking for like 2 hours and we start kissing and shit again. Long story short she ends up on my bed between my legs laying down just sucking the fuck out of my dick. We’re talking here and there and she asks me, randomly, “have you ever measured your penis?”.

I quickly answer no, IM NT AF, but say I have with my iPhone. She asks I tell her right around 7. I ask “Why, you think I have a big dick?” And laugh. She says yeah I do and continues sucking. HERE IT COMES DICKLETS YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

I then ask her “would it be a deal breaker if a guy had a small dick?” She thinks about it for a second then smiles a little and says yeah it would. She then says verbatim “it would be disgusting to suck a small one like it would just turn me off so bad”

FUCKING BRUTAL JFL YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN 2033 OR DONT EVEN DARE GOING OUT THERE
 
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>6.7 bp
>big

This is lifefuel for dicklets
 
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Here's my log
 
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SoundnVision said:
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Here's my log
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Your calf and thighs are two different colors
Stank Face Russell Westbrook GIF by NBA
 
heedandfail said:
For those who ask I’m 6.7 BPEL and 5.7 girth now, quick story time:

So Friday night I’m chilling with one of my FWB we just finished fucking for like 2 hours and we start kissing and shit again. Long story short she ends up on my bed between my legs laying down just sucking the fuck out of my dick. We’re talking here and there and she asks me, randomly, “have you ever measured your penis?”.

I quickly answer no, IM NT AF, but say I have with my iPhone. She asks I tell her right around 7. I ask “Why, you think I have a big dick?” And laugh. She says yeah I do and continues sucking. HERE IT COMES DICKLETS YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

I then ask her “would it be a deal breaker if a guy had a small dick?” She thinks about it for a second then smiles a little and says yeah it would. She then says verbatim “it would be disgusting to suck a small one like it would just turn me off so bad”

FUCKING BRUTAL JFL YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN 2033 OR DONT EVEN DARE GOING OUT THERE
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Larp.
 
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I’ve heard a woman say the same thing about sucking small dicks man shit is brutal
 
hypernormie said:
I’ve heard a woman say the same thing about sucking small dicks man shit is brutal
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She deadass said she would be disgusted while she sucking on my dick. I’m pretty sure I said like and that fuckin sucks cause they can’t do anything about that. And she’s like ik kinda laughed and just kept blowing me haha fuck
 
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heedandfail said:
She deadass said she would be disgusted while she sucking on my dick. I’m pretty sure I said like and that fuckin sucks cause they can’t do anything about that. And she’s like ik kinda laughed and just kept blowing me haha fuck
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The girl that told me be going to sex parties and shit and sometimes if I see her after she will complain to me about this or that guy with a small dick who showed up. Her words are “it’s disgusting sucking a small dick.” While pretending to throw up Jflllllllll
 
hypernormie said:
The girl that told me be going to sex parties and shit and sometimes if I see her after she will complain to me about this or that guy with a small dick who showed up. Her words are “it’s disgusting sucking a small dick.” While pretending to throw up Jflllllllll
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LMAO BRO they don’t give a single fuck
 
>Less than 8 inches"
> "big"
 
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I mog your girth and length and I don't come here bragging. I understand tho, it's your first time getting a dick compliment.
 
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JOJOcel said:
I mog your girth and length and I don't come here bragging. I understand tho, it's your first time getting a dick compliment.
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3rd time actually queer. It’s a funny story highlighting the blackpill, what better place to share it hahah
 
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heedandfail said:
For those who ask I’m 6.7 BPEL and 5.7 girth now, quick story time:

So Friday night I’m chilling with one of my FWB we just finished fucking for like 2 hours and we start kissing and shit again. Long story short she ends up on my bed between my legs laying down just sucking the fuck out of my dick. We’re talking here and there and she asks me, randomly, “have you ever measured your penis?”.

I quickly answer no, IM NT AF, but say I have with my iPhone. She asks I tell her right around 7. I ask “Why, you think I have a big dick?” And laugh. She says yeah I do and continues sucking. HERE IT COMES DICKLETS YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

I then ask her “would it be a deal breaker if a guy had a small dick?” She thinks about it for a second then smiles a little and says yeah it would. She then says verbatim “it would be disgusting to suck a small one like it would just turn me off so bad”

FUCKING BRUTAL JFL YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN 2033 OR DONT EVEN DARE GOING OUT THERE
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I have 7.4 x 6.1 dick but I get no erections.

Just have working dick theory
 
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nitesik said:
I have 7.4 x 6.1 dick but I get no erections.

Just have working dick theory
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Nah this is true EQ is everything bro diet exercise water sleep NO FUCKING PORN. Get those on point and re evaluate.

My EQ used to be worse stopping porn helped a LOT WITH that
 
6.7 is so small it's embarassing. i have 8 inches
 
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I am 4.2 BP
 
heedandfail said:
Is that you’re real height? 5’7? What a waste that thing ain’t getting used
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yes but i can fraud to 5'9 and i have HTN face so i still get sex easily. the only problem is my autistic personality but after the girl sees my bwc on the first date she will want to meetup again so almost every ons results in a fwb
 
JOJOcel said:
I mog your girth and length and I don't come here bragging. I understand tho, it's your first time getting a dick compliment.
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whats your size?
 
heedandfail said:
For those who ask I’m 6.7 BPEL and 5.7 girth now, quick story time:

So Friday night I’m chilling with one of my FWB we just finished fucking for like 2 hours and we start kissing and shit again. Long story short she ends up on my bed between my legs laying down just sucking the fuck out of my dick. We’re talking here and there and she asks me, randomly, “have you ever measured your penis?”.

I quickly answer no, IM NT AF, but say I have with my iPhone. She asks I tell her right around 7. I ask “Why, you think I have a big dick?” And laugh. She says yeah I do and continues sucking. HERE IT COMES DICKLETS YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

I then ask her “would it be a deal breaker if a guy had a small dick?” She thinks about it for a second then smiles a little and says yeah it would. She then says verbatim “it would be disgusting to suck a small one like it would just turn me off so bad”

FUCKING BRUTAL JFL YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN 2033 OR DONT EVEN DARE GOING OUT THERE
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When you said you were 6.7" x 5.7", I assumed you were trying to say that 6.7" x 5.7" is dicklet-tier. :feelskek:
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
When you said you were 6.7" x 5.7", I assumed you were trying to say that 6.7" x 5.7" is dicklet-tier. :feelskek:
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It's mogger asf, idk why people calling it dicklet

Im 5.5×4.5 I'm a dicklet
 
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Napoleon1800 said:
It's mogger asf, idk why people calling it dicklet

Im 5.5×4.5 I'm a dicklet
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People on .org like to cope. And you're slightly above average in terms of length and average in terms of girth, you're not a "dicklet." Is that 5.5" NBP or BP?
 
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People on .org like to cope. And you're slightly above average in terms of length and average in terms of girth, you're not a "dicklet." Is that 5.5" NBP or BP?
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I'm not average bruh. In a room of a 1000 people 582 are bigger than me

Nbp, BP is cope
 
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Napoleon1800 said:
I'm not average bruh. In a room of a 1000 people 582 are bigger than me

Nbp, BP is cope
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Average means you will be the midway point, meaning 50% of people will be larger and 50% will be your size or smaller. You're slightly above average but since you're 5.5" NBP, that makes you somewhat above average since the average is ~5.2" BP. We use BP in scientific studies so that body weight isn't a variable factor. Perhaps it's cope when it comes to practicality, but since I've never had sex, I can't give my two cents here.
 
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Average means you will be the midway point, meaning 50% of people will be larger and 50% will be your size or smaller. You're slightly above average but since you're 5.5" NBP, that makes you somewhat above average since the average is ~5.2" BP. We use BP in scientific studies so that body weight isn't a variable factor. Perhaps it's cope when it comes to practicality, but since I've never had sex, I can't give my two cents here.
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Anyway nigga average ain't good,

7×5.5 minimum or death tbh
 
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is this supposed to be new info or did you just post this to brag
 
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Anyway nigga average ain't good,

7×5.5 minimum or death tbh
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Average is good enough, really. 7" x 5.5" is on the lower end of "big" territory. Keep in mind, even "big dicks" aren't really big, it's all relative.
 
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Average is good enough, really. 7" x 5.5" is on the lower end of "big" territory. Keep in mind, even "big dicks" aren't really big, it's all relative.
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7×5.5 is my dream
 
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Average is good enough, really. 7" x 5.5" is on the lower end of "big" territory. Keep in mind, even "big dicks" aren't really big, it's all relative.
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Hopefully I can gain 1.5 inches in length and an inch in girth by cockmaxxing
 
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7×5.5 is my dream
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7" NBP, right? You know, I don't know if I want to use NBP or BP. It's like this:

Imagine I have 4.5" girth and NBP length is 4" and BP length is 4.5"...

I simply want to say I got 4.5" x 4.5" instead of 4" x 4.5" since the numbers are equal (I got OCD, can you tell?)
 
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