Home now: club report

[WishIwasChico]

So basically I live in shithole and no peopel go out.


So me and my cousin are in this bar right and I was getting a few iois.

Anyways, my cousin tried to get with this girl and she dancing with him.

Then I dance sort of nearby awkward af as I didn’t drink just water as I’m driving. Anyways, this other girl who is hot af goes ‘I want you to come to the ‘x’ club with me’

And I’m like ‘I’m going home I rhink’

And then she’s like ‘I want you to come’ so anyways I’m like oh ye and then her friend goes ‘she’s single’ and pushes us together.


Anyways we go the club and my friend gets rejected by her friend so leaves and it’s just me and her. We spent like 2 hours dancing together and making out hard.

Didn’t slay tho as she had her slut guard up due to friends. But I gave them a lift home as they live super close to me aha, so that was fun.


There was no one out. In this bar there was max like 20 girls. And in the club it was actually dead like literally 8 people in there jfl where I live is a meme.


Imagine how well I would do in a city club bro.

 

[WishIwasChico]

I got her number I think there is a 90% chance I can fuck her tomorrow

 

[WishIwasChico]

@6ft4 thoughts?

 

[JawMogger]

I got her number I think there is a 90% chance I can fuck her tomorrow

80% of club numbers are flakes

 

[MaghrebGator]

Could have also said that you won the lottery and saw a honest israeli the same night, wouldn't have given any less credibility to the story.

 

[WishIwasChico]

80% of club numbers are flakes

Over

 

[Akhi]

80% of club numbers are flakes

talk for yourself nga

 

[Bojack]

Had a better day than me, I just wandered downtown la and people didn't even look at me LOL. It's ogre.

 

[Akhi]

Had a better day than me, I just wandered downtown la and people didn't even look at me LOL. It's ogre.

i wish i lived in LA fuck off youre insanely lucky

 

[TechnoBoss]

 

[Bojack]

i wish i lived in LA fuck off youre insanely lucky

yea i guess it's nice if you have a fuckton of money n shut, but i think I'm gonna hold off going to la every week n shut. Need to conserve and make my money grow n shut.

 

[ChickenRun]

i would be happy to even feel the touch of a woman

 

[WishIwasChico]

Mission success bro tbh there was like max 15 women in the bar and no one was even in the only club like legit 9 people it was empty. I live in a really quiet place. To slay with these odds is lifefuel.


Imagine how well I would slay in a uni city with hundreds of drunk sluts?

 

[jrobts.]

I saw this at the club yesterday he was like 5'0

 

[WishIwasChico]

I saw this at the club yesterday he was like 5'0
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Crazy bro, why didn’t you take girls from him and mog him?

 

[jrobts.]

Crazy bro, why didn’t you take girls from him and mog him?

I should of me and my friend were like the tallest there. There was some fat guy with dreads getting a full on lap dance too

 

[WishIwasChico]

I should have me and my friend were like the tallest there. There was some fat guy with dreads getting a full on lap dance too

Water:

 

[PseduoAryan]

I saw this at the club yesterday he was like 5'0
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Looks 5'4.
The camera's position says you 5'8 tho

 

[i_love_roosters]

Tales of northern council estates

 

[jrobts.]

Tales of northern council estates

Nah we were in Windsor actually

 

[WishIwasChico]

Nah we were in Windsor actually

Looks dead in that club similar to mine bro

 

[jrobts.]

Looks 5'4.
The camera's position says you 5'8 tho

Nah I had to lower the camera quite a bit to take that pic I remember people were looking at me weird. There was an older guy jealous of my height though. He was like "you can't be younger and taller than me"

 

[PseduoAryan]

Nah I had to lower the camera quite a bit to take that pic I remember people were looking at me weird. There was an older guy jealous of my height though. He was like "you can't be younger and taller than me"

Jfl Mirin.
Did the midget hit tho? Or was he rejected

 

[WishIwasChico]

Jfl Mirin.
Did the midget hit tho? Or was he rejected

It’s the uk of course that subhuman hit

 

[Clown Show]

Why are you wasting so much time in a loud, pointless, slave environments jestermaxxing for drunk sluts who can't remember what they were doing 5 mins ago, who will 99% flake on you the next day, when you can just order sluts from tinder from the comfort of your own home, if you are gl that is?

 

[WishIwasChico]

Why are you wasting so much time in a loud, pointless, slave environments jestermaxxing for drunk sluts who can't remember what they were doing 5 mins ago, who will 99% flake on you the next day, when you can just order sluts from tinder from the comfort of your own home, if you are gl that is?

No good enough for tinder now bro it’s over

 

[WishIwasChico]

Why are you wasting so much time in a loud, pointless, slave environments jestermaxxing for drunk sluts who can't remember what they were doing 5 mins ago, who will 99% flake on you the next day, when you can just order sluts from tinder from the comfort of your own home, if you are gl that is?

I didn’t jestermax either she approached me and we just danced and kissed jfl then she took my number.

I gave them a lift to her and her friends cause they like 4 mins away from me.

I don’t think I jestermax for her at all, I didn’t buy her drinks or anything and she was the one calling me hot etc.

 

[jrobts.]

Jfl Mirin.
Did the midget hit tho? Or was he rejected

He was dancing intimately with 2 girls I think he could've hit. There was another curry midget talking to some girl and it looked like she wasn't enjoying it so dragged him over and forced him to dance with us

 

[geezcel]

sounds like my hometown jfl slim pickings indeed

 

[WishIwasChico]

sounds like my hometown jfl slim pickings indeed

Ye it’s fucking brutal bro

 

[Deleted member 48689]

So basically I live in shithole and no peopel go out.


So me and my cousin are in this bar right and I was getting a few iois.

Anyways, my cousin tried to get with this girl and she dancing with him.

Then I dance sort of nearby awkward af as I didn’t drink just water as I’m driving. Anyways, this other girl who is hot af goes ‘I want you to come to the ‘x’ club with me’

And I’m like ‘I’m going home I rhink’

And then she’s like ‘I want you to come’ so anyways I’m like oh ye and then her friend goes ‘she’s single’ and pushes us together.


Anyways we go the club and my friend gets rejected by her friend so leaves and it’s just me and her. We spent like 2 hours dancing together and making out hard.

Didn’t slay tho as she had her slut guard up due to friends. But I gave them a lift home as they live super close to me aha, so that was fun.


There was no one out. In this bar there was max like 20 girls. And in the club it was actually dead like literally 8 people in there jfl where I live is a meme.


Imagine how well I would do in a city club bro.

 

[WishIwasChico]

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Ye Chad in Africa

 

[forevergymcelling]

Imagine how well I would do in a city club bro.

small towns are always easier though ime. There is 0 competition, girls have low standards

 

[jrobts.]

look at that eye contact

 

[jrobts.]

Jfl found another currycel who was getting intimate with a girl

 

[forevergymcelling]

My local nightclub is fucking hilarious, it's the lowest pedigree thing I've ever seen

The girls are pure trash but will fuck anyone

 

[Makeyousit]

yea yea

shut hte fuck up

 

[Deleted member 48689]

Jfl found another currycel who was getting intimate with a girl
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[WishIwasChico]

small towns are always easier though ime. There is 0 competition, girls have low standards

where I live there was a lot of guys out, hardly any girls so there was like max 8 girls and like 30 guys and nearly all these girls know the guys through social circle making it impossible for a rotter like me to slay. So I think it’s good I managed to

 

[Manletmachine]

I should have me and my friend were like the tallest there. There was some fat guy with dreads getting a full on lap dance too

Height don’t mean shit I see manlet slayers all the time

 

[WishIwasChico]

Also @forevergymcelling the average the average guy looks like shit jfl most guys were scrawny af and just looked bad tbh.

I deffo mogged last night

 

[Deleted member 48689]

where I live there was a lot of guys out, hardly any girls so there was like max 8 girls and like 30 guys and nearly all these girls know the guys through social circle making it impossible for a rotter like me to slay. So I think it’s good I managed to

Brutal ratio my brother is in a class full of girls but he doesn’t talk to any of them

 

[WishIwasChico]

Brutal ratio my brother is in a class full of girls but he doesn’t talk to any of them

Ye where I live is awful jfl

 

[Manletmachine]

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look at that eye contact

He’s not 5’10

 

[try2beme]

U said u live in London though

 

[Manletmachine]

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look at that eye contact

Nvm I read wrong

 

[WishIwasChico]

U said u live in London though

Bro if I lived there I would’ve never have found this site I get 99+ in an hour in London and have stacylite messaging me.

Here I get 99+ in like 5 days and ghosted by ltbs

 

[jrobts.]

He’s not 5’10

Yeah I know he's like 5'2

 

[BWC_virgin]

Iv see your face wishiwaschico, it only exists in my memory but I have see it!

Also yeah why not slay via tinder