My dad takes a piss in the morning , doesn’t flush and blames it on me

[randomop]

Every single day , it’s getting tiring


he shouts “Again , you forgot to flush it”

It wasn’t me

 

[Iasacrko]

Leave a camera in the bathroom and prove it was him

He wouldn’t blame u after that

 

[randomop]

Leave a camera in the bathroom and prove it was him

He wouldn’t blame u after that

That’s gay and weird

 

[Michael Myers]

Did you catch his pp size?

 

[Iasacrko]

That’s gay and weird

If ur tired of it then it’s ur only option

 

[randomop]

Did you catch his pp size?

What is this Faggotory , we go to the bathroom at separate times

 

[Iasacrko]

That’s gay and weird

But if ur a white boy u can grab him and put his head inside the toilet next time

 

[try2beme]

Do a dna test on it then

 

[try2beme]

Or just give him backshots

 

[Michael Myers]

What is this Faggotory , we go to the bathroom at separate times

Nothing wrong to see if it runs in the family, if you catch my drift.

 

[oldcel2002]

haha classic dad move