One thing Christian girls don’t realize .. that purity shit ends after marriage

[swaggyp1]

You’re supposed to get fucked silly by your husband .. not be abstinent after marriage to be pure for Jesus

Jesus wants you to get fucked hard as shit

 

[thereallegend]

Eastern Orthodoxy recognizes celibacy as the most Godly sexual orientation.

 

[swaggyp1]

Eastern Orthodoxy recognizes celibacy as the most Godly sexual orientation.

Yeah .. before marriage

 

[thereallegend]

Yeah .. before marriage

Even forgoing marriage entirely. Swear sex and masturbation for life

 

[radicalrationalist]

be fruitful and multiply

 

[Gonthar]

You’re supposed to get fucked silly by your husband .. not be abstinent after marriage to be pure for Jesus

Jesus wants you to get fucked hard as shit

Lol, not really, you are only supposed to have sex to give birth to children, so you are still "pure", in my country the church has dozens of rules regarding sex :
1) you aren't supposed to enjoy it.
2) you are not allowed to have it on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, during religious holidays, the Lent(40 days before Easter), the Nativity Fast(40 days before Christmas), when a woman has her period, etc.
3) you aren't allowed to have it more than once in 24 hours.
4) you aren't allowed to change positions or "mate like animals"( only missionary, no doggy style or other kinky positions).
5) no oral, anal, sex toys, cumming outside, etc.

 

[swaggyp1]

Lol, not really, you are only supposed to have sex to give birth to children, so you are still "pure", in my country the church has dozens of rules regarding sex :
1) you aren't supposed to enjoy it.
2) you are not allowed to have it on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, during religious holidays, the Lent(40 days before Easter), the Nativity Fast(40 days before Christmas), when a woman has her period, etc.
3) you aren't allowed to have it more than once in 24 hours.
4) you aren't allowed to change positions or "mate like animals"( only missionary, no doggy style or other kinky positions).
5) no oral, anal, sex toys, cumming outside, etc.

What kind of country is that?

You’re supposed to have great sex in Saudi Arabia .. after you’re married

 

[Gonthar]

What kind of country is that?

You’re supposed to have great sex in Saudi Arabia .. after you’re married

Romania...The Orthodox church has a list with hundreds of sins, you can see here a google-translated version, the sex stuff starts from number 88:

Lista păcatelor pentru spovedanie. Vezi care sunt cele 193 de păcate pe care nici nu te gândești că le comiți

Păcate care trebuie spuse (mărturisite) la spovedanie. ”Îndreptar pentru spovedanie” – 193 de păcate pe care trebuie să le mărturisești Crezi că ”mândria, invidia, iubirea de arginți, desfrânarea, lăcomia pântecelui, trândăvia și mânia” sunt singurele păcate pe care trebuie să le mărturisești la...

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[standardcel]

Yes by the husband not 100 boyfriends before him

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

Fucking your wife? Ew nigga u nasty

 

[Allornothing]

Still haven’t realised most women aren’t attracted to their husbands?

 

[swaggyp1]

Romania...The Orthodox church has a list with hundreds of sins, you can see here a google-translated version, the sex stuff starts from number 88:

Lista păcatelor pentru spovedanie. Vezi care sunt cele 193 de păcate pe care nici nu te gândești că le comiți

Păcate care trebuie spuse (mărturisite) la spovedanie. ”Îndreptar pentru spovedanie” – 193 de păcate pe care trebuie să le mărturisești Crezi că ”mândria, invidia, iubirea de arginți, desfrânarea, lăcomia pântecelui, trândăvia și mânia” sunt singurele păcate pe care trebuie să le mărturisești la...

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tell that to andrew tate

 

[i hear voices]

Lol, not really, you are only supposed to have sex to give birth to children, so you are still "pure", in my country the church has dozens of rules regarding sex :
1) you aren't supposed to enjoy it.
2) you are not allowed to have it on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, during religious holidays, the Lent(40 days before Easter), the Nativity Fast(40 days before Christmas), when a woman has her period, etc.
3) you aren't allowed to have it more than once in 24 hours.
4) you aren't allowed to change positions or "mate like animals"( only missionary, no doggy style or other kinky positions).
5) no oral, anal, sex toys, cumming outside, etc.

holy fuck they are just pissed they cant get virgin pussy

 

[thereallegend]

Lol, not really, you are only supposed to have sex to give birth to children, so you are still "pure", in my country the church has dozens of rules regarding sex :
1) you aren't supposed to enjoy it.
2) you are not allowed to have it on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, during religious holidays, the Lent(40 days before Easter), the Nativity Fast(40 days before Christmas), when a woman has her period, etc.
3) you aren't allowed to have it more than once in 24 hours.
4) you aren't allowed to change positions or "mate like animals"( only missionary, no doggy style or other kinky positions).
5) no oral, anal, sex toys, cumming outside, etc.

I agree with all those rules except doggy style.

 

[thereallegend]

Romania...The Orthodox church has a list with hundreds of sins, you can see here a google-translated version, the sex stuff starts from number 88:

Lista păcatelor pentru spovedanie. Vezi care sunt cele 193 de păcate pe care nici nu te gândești că le comiți

Păcate care trebuie spuse (mărturisite) la spovedanie. ”Îndreptar pentru spovedanie” – 193 de păcate pe care trebuie să le mărturisești Crezi că ”mândria, invidia, iubirea de arginți, desfrânarea, lăcomia pântecelui, trândăvia și mânia” sunt singurele păcate pe care trebuie să le mărturisești la...

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