[POLL] Do you jump into the shower after taking a shit?

[SayNoToRotting]

I ask you one thing:

If your butthole was located right on your palm, would you also only just wipe it clean with flimsy paper tissue?

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Nigga wut

 

[Deleted member 2661]

How many times a day do you have to go to the shower after every shit you take? If it's 1 then you have garbo metabolism.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

How many times a day do you have to go to the shower after every shit you take? If it's 1 then you have garbo metabolism.

I shit once every two days. It depends on my diet though.

 

[jefferson]

I shit 4;times a day though

 

[Deleted member 3902]

I shit 4;times a day though

Nigga stayin clean

 

[Deleted member 71]

I shit once every two days. It depends on my diet though.

Increase fiber intake pronto.

 

[FatJattMofo]

I used to actually for like 2 weeks

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Increase fiber intake pronto.

My diet so far are mostly almonds, meat and fish with a few peppers every now and then as a sweet treat. The days where I stuffed myself with fruits, grains, and their equals are long over.

I am following a sloppily researched keto diet.

 

[Gosick]

nah, i use paper then shower

 

[DOggo]

bidet

 

[Deleted member 656]

Just shit in the shower tbh

 

[FatJattMofo]

Just shit in the shower tbh

and stomp the shit into the drain

 

[needsolution]

i shit during showering

 

[IWantToMax]

I don't use toilet paper. I use my hands and water to clean well
My asscrack

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Yes, and I also shave my asshole, JFL @ having rest of shit glued on your ass 24/7

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Yes, and I also shave my asshole, JFL @ having rest of shit glued on your ass 24/7

JFL if you don't use the whole toilet paper to wipe.

 

[FatJattMofo]

Yes, and I also shave my asshole, JFL @ having rest of shit glued on your ass 24/7

if you go to prison its over

 

[Deleted member 656]

and stomp the shit into the drain

The Jatt way

 

[SikKunt]

waste of fucking time i cba to put my ass over the bathtub and stick the showerhead up my ass like a faggot

 

[Petsmart]

I use soap on the toilet paper and then shower on top of it

 

[KEy21]

I’m sure with your obscure diet, your excrement warrants multiple trips to the shower per session

Meaning...you have to take a shower that the shit was so bad. Then after your shower, you have to take another one

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Im hairy because im a grown man. Im not some twink femboy who needs his anus to be perennially clean for spontaneous anal poundings. Thats what a shower is for

 

[EckhartTollemaxx]

I use a handheld bidet attached to the sink on the toilet after toilet paper and drying with toilet paper.
Easiest, best and cleanest option.

I wonder why are they used only in some countries?
I couldn't imagine life without them anymore.

 

[Ritalincel]

if you go to prison its over

 

[Ritalincel]

Gebirgscel saidYour uncle wipes your ass with his Penor

 

[Jagged0]

I wet the tissue in water when wiping

 

[SayNoToRotting]

If your butthole was located right on your palm, would you also only just wipe it clean with flimsy paper tissue?

top 10 philosophical questions

 

[Ritalincel]

[JFL] Didn't have any toilet paper, had to wipe my ass with my socks

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Then I realized I was in a public bathroom and had to put the same socks back on to walk home.

 

[Bengt]

Baby wipes >> fragile incel toilet paper.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

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[SayNoToRotting]

*Dirty muslims have left the chat*

 

[Deleted member 2486]

uhm. i use wet wipes

 

[SayNoToRotting]

uhm. i use wet wipes

That's what I meant with "wet toilet paper"

 

[Deleted member 2486]

That's what I meant with "wet toilet paper"

ah i didnt actually read the thread or the poll, i should've tbh

 

[AutisticBeaner]

But the asshole is located INSIDE of me, if it was located in my palm it would be an entirely different thing. I touch everything with my palm, whereas the only thing that touches the inside of my butthole is shit, farts and my homies dick.

 

[Chintuck22]

I don't use toilet paper. I use my hands and water to clean well
My asscrack

Are you fucking retarded ?

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Are you fucking

 

[IWantToMax]

Are you fucking retarded ?

Jfl. Sometimes I just pass my hand into my asscrack like a credit card to clean it well. No tp needed

 

[Chintuck22]

Sounds better!?

Jfl. Sometimes I just pass my hand into my asscrack like a credit card to clean it well. No tp needed

No no, it's okay, i'm doing it too

 

[mouthbreatheraf]

just eat healthy and you will never have to wipe your ass.

 

[Aesthetic]

You probably like the way that shower water force gets inside your ass, Its almost the same as your homies dick before he left you isn't it? faggot.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

You probably like the way that shower water force gets inside your ass, Its almost the same as your homies dick before he left you isn't it? faggot.

who knows?

Getting a shower done after taking a shit feels very relieving though, cleans you physically and mentally.

 

[Aesthetic]

who knows?

Getting a shower done after taking a shit feels very relieving though, cleans you physically and mentally.

Jfl this nigga just admitted he likes water force up his asshole

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Jfl this nigga just admitted he likes water force up his asshole

So it's genuine, juvenile bitterness and not just bantering?
We never had a fight, had we?

 

[Aesthetic]

So it's genuine, juvenile bitterness and not just bantering?
We never had a fight, had we?

nah dude im just fckn around with you lol, your reaction just made me laugh about it being ¨relieving¨ and stuff.

 

[SikKunt]

about it being ¨relieving¨ and stuff.

I bet it sure is relieving for someone that gets his ass furiously pounded like op