Stretched my GF out for first time, now I'm screwed

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Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.

I know cos she's had monster cocks in the past so I bought her a huge BBC dildo as a gift and used it for first time. I deliberately didn't get the African size one, instead got the American size one, cos at least it's not heaps longer than me ( I am just over 6' BPL on my best days or when I wake up, this was just under 8 inches), but it is a lot fatter.

Problem is when I put it in, it felt totally different to when I fuck her, like I could feel I had to smash through so much shit inside her and it felt insanely tight, and she was yelping in pain and shit. For context it's probably similar size and colour as Jax Slayher or Rob Piper.

She told me she didn't like it anywhere near as much as me but I know she's only saying it to be nice to me cos she likes me, but now I feel even worse, like I'm a fucking charity case, and I basically shot myself in the foot.

Have any bhais here had similar experience, with very experienced girl, and if so what happened? Did the gf dump you, or was it just never the same after that?

Btw am not gonna bother jelqing or PE or any of those copes
 
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My Japanese ex had the same problem so we mainly did oral
 
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My Japanese ex had the same problem so we mainly did oral
Damn, did she tell u it was good though when u fucked her? And by oral I'm guessing u mean 69?
 
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Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.

I know cos she's had monster cocks in the past so I bought her a huge BBC dildo as a gift and used it for first time. I deliberately didn't get the African size one, instead got the American size one, cos at least it's not heaps longer than me ( I am just over 6' BPL on my best days or when I wake up, this was just under 8 inches), but it is a lot fatter.

Problem is when I put it in, it felt totally different to when I fuck her, like I could feel I had to smash through so much shit inside her and it felt insanely tight, and she was yelping in pain and shit. For context it's probably similar size and colour as Jax Slayher or Rob Piper.

She told me she didn't like it anywhere near as much as me but I know she's only saying it to be nice to me cos she likes me, but now I feel even worse, like I'm a fucking charity case, and I basically shot myself in the foot.

Have any bhais here had similar experience, with very experienced girl, and if so what happened? Did the gf dump you, or was it just never the same after that?

Btw am not gonna bother jelqing or PE or any of those copes
You absolute beta male, rope ASAP as you can’t even satisfy a woman.
Also why not PE? Many people get results so hardly a cope
 
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For context this is the BBC
Screenshot 20210615 015527
 
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it’s legit hard for me to tell which threads on this forum are serious and which ones are satire
 
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wtf this is not a larp :lul:
 
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what's PT
 
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You absolute beta male, rope ASAP you can’t even satisfy a woman. Also why not PE? Many people get results so hardly a cope
Not planning on roping, have way too many issues so roping has been on the agenda ever since met this foid, but never did it, so not on my mind anymore.

As for PE, I think it's a cope, even if it's not I'm too old (37) and I'm too busy (I'm a banker and have some side businesses plus waste a lot of time fucking around with shitcoins )
 
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it’s legit hard for me to tell which threads on this forum are serious and which ones are satire
Why do u think this is satire? It's 100% real
 
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"I am not as high value as her other guys"
in what way? what does the other guy have but you dont?
 
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wtf
 
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You absolute beta male, rope ASAP as you can’t even satisfy a woman.
Also why not PE? Many people get results so hardly a cope
What makes me beta?? And i can satisfy women, hell I even think I can satisfy my GF, but just not as much as that BBC.

Pretty sure if u r talking foids who not had loads of dick then it's pretty easy to satisfy them
 
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So let me get this straight: you're 37 years old sticking a plastic penis into your cheating asian girlfriend:lul::lul::lul:
 
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So let me get this straight: you're 37 years old sticking a plastic penis into your cheating asian girlfriend:lul::lul::lul:
He’s 37?
 
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"I am not as high value as her other guys"
in what way? what does the other guy have but you dont?
Well in different permutations but:

Low bodyfat
Over 180cm
Better jobs (Personal trainer, drug dealer, junkie, etc)
White
Low inhib
NT
No body hair
 
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Get her pregnant and start family asap, you’re 37 and your sperm is weak !!
 
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So let me get this straight: you're 37 years old sticking a plastic penis into your cheating asian girlfriend:lul::lul::lul:
When u put it like that, yeah (except it's silicon not plastic) and it's also a lot more complex than that, she fucked my head up and I've been on fuckloads of pills and spent thousands on therapy and shit since I met her
 
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Damn, did she tell u it was good though when u fucked her? And by oral I'm guessing u mean 69?
She liked but I couldn’t get rock hard tbh
69 yeah mainly
I actually prefer it to vaginal and anal
 
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Get her pregnant and start family asap, you’re 37 and your sperm is weak !!
Tried this but she's really serious about the pill
 
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She liked but I couldn’t get rock hard tbh
69 yeah mainly
I actually prefer it to vaginal and anal
Oh ok, so it wasn't an issue of u not being as big as other guys who fucked her?
 
When u put it like that, yeah (except it's silicon not plastic) and it's also a lot more complex than that, she fucked my head up and I've been on fuckloads of pills and spent thousands on therapy and shit since I met her
Tried this but she's really serious about the pill
Dump her right now I am dead serious. I dont know that much about relationships but I know enough to know that this is unhealthy
 
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Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.

I know cos she's had monster cocks in the past so I bought her a huge BBC dildo as a gift and used it for first time. I deliberately didn't get the African size one, instead got the American size one, cos at least it's not heaps longer than me ( I am just over 6' BPL on my best days or when I wake up, this was just under 8 inches), but it is a lot fatter.

Problem is when I put it in, it felt totally different to when I fuck her, like I could feel I had to smash through so much shit inside her and it felt insanely tight, and she was yelping in pain and shit. For context it's probably similar size and colour as Jax Slayher or Rob Piper.

She told me she didn't like it anywhere near as much as me but I know she's only saying it to be nice to me cos she likes me, but now I feel even worse, like I'm a fucking charity case, and I basically shot myself in the foot.

Have any bhais here had similar experience, with very experienced girl, and if so what happened? Did the gf dump you, or was it just never the same after that?

Btw am not gonna bother jelqing or PE or any of those copes
why take 10 minutes out of your day to write this
 
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Well she was a virgin
Oh damn, so how come u couldn't get so hard? Or u mean the problem u had was same as problem I had with the dildo? As in its really difficult to get it in? You're a BWCcel right?
 
Dump her right now I am dead serious. I dont know that much about relationships but I know enough to know that this is unhealthy
U mean the pill, or me being fucked up?
The me being fucked up is a lot better now than 2 years ago tbh. Once I even had a panic attack in the street where the bars and clubs are in a country where no one spoke English lol - that was scary!

Now I'm careful, sure I have had a couple of days where I couldn't move from the bed, but I've learnt to not spend too long with her in one go so I don't have those episodes.
 
U mean the pill, or me being fucked up?
The me being fucked up is a lot better now than 2 years ago tbh. Once I even had a panic attack in the street where the bars and clubs are in a country where no one spoke English lol - that was scary!

Now I'm careful, sure I have had a couple of days where I couldn't move from the bed, but I've learnt to not spend too long with her in one go so I don't have those episodes.
Low T
 
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Buying your gf sexual toys is not shooting yourself in the foot, it's shooting yourself in the head.
 
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it's over op
 
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Typical ugly asian incel, has a small dick and low masc value so he copes with blacked shit and even blacks his girlfriend with a baby black carrot dildo. Kys fag, never forget that bwc is coveted by all ethnic women, not baby black carrot
What makes me beta?? And i can satisfy women, hell I even think I can satisfy my GF, but just not as much as that BBC.

Pretty sure if u r talking foids who not had loads of dick then it's pretty easy to satisfy them

i have 10+ women on rotation, majority of them asian, some latina, 1 white girl, and i have worried about satisfying them in bed 0% yet i can get any of them to fuck me any time I want

i would 1) never worry about satisfying some whore and 2) not care about the opinions of a girl with an n-count over 3 whatsoever. why you worry about the dick sizes girls have taken is beyond me, especially if you date asian women who have mostly dated small dicked asian men
 
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Buying your gf sexual toys is not shooting yourself in the foot, it's shooting yourself in the head.
if op is srs its honestly the lowest iq thing ive ever read. i would never seriously date a girl who even had a single sex toy.
 
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for my own sanity, ill refuse to believe this larp
 
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@Amnesia dildo-pilled again.
 
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:ROFLMAO:Literally never caged so hard in my life.
 
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This has got to be a fucking larp :lul:

This guy is able to name 2 male pornstars of which the dick looks like his dildo.
WHO FUCKING DOES THAT

Tenor
 
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dnrd but ops gf has a boyfriend srs
 
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Some of you may know I'm an ethnic with a Noodlewhore GF, she has had multiples more sexual partners than me, and has been honest with me that I am not as high value as her other guys, but she is into me for my personality, and I am pretty sure she has never cheated on me, except once with her PT.
Joe Weller face on Make a GIF
 
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I really hope this is just a LARP btw
 
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caged
 
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i love this site:lul::lul::lul:
 
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State of the modern man, smfh.

If this ain’t larp, then dispose that shit right fucking now, man, for your self-steem and for the sake of your relationship (if your still have interest on this woman… she cheated on you once, she’ll do it again). Sell or whatever, jfl. This is dangerously reaching cuck levels, next time you’ll be looking for a bull to fuck your GF while you watch. :lul:
 
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Sir … why do you hate yourself ??
 
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