The best way (imo) to grow your masseters

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After breaking 2 pairs of Jawliner exercisers, poisoning myself with Falim gum (literally gives you cancer) and trying the atrocious Jawliner gum that simply disintegrates into a vile tasting powder in your mouth after a couple of hours and becomes way too easy to chew after a while, I present you with the solution that worked for me. It is slightly pricy, however it is the best fucking thing I have tried to date. (Not sponsored, I wish man).

Introducing strongergum: https://www.strongergum.com/products/extra-tough-spearmint-90-pieces (edit, these jews keep on raising the price what the fuck)

Long story short, it's harder than jawliner gum and lasts as long as you want to chew it. Dump in two extra strong pieces for a real good workout. Works like a charm for me, although I did buy a huge supply when they were cheaper... Tastes like nothing though...

Personally, I prefer gum since it gives you more degrees of freedom and different chewing angles than your average jaw trainer...


(Technically speaking, you could just reuse the same piece over and over by storing it in a glass of water, however, that would make you a fucking pig)
 
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I think my jaw is too short any more mass there would make me minecraft Steve
 
I think my jaw is too short any more mass there would make me minecraft Steve
yea i have the same i have sfs and i thought growing masseters would be good but nah
also my insertions arent that good and dont give me angular jaw but puffy cheeks

have so much falim left for nothing lmao
also i probably need to get smaller masseters
 
falim gum causes cancer?? fuark I was wondering what that lump was about
 
yea i have the same i have sfs and i thought growing masseters would be good but nah
also my insertions arent that good and dont give me angular jaw but puffy cheeks

have so much falim left for nothing lmao
also i probably need to get smaller masseters
Falim is cancer. Burns your throught too.
 
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Do you chew at the back portion of your mouth to target the masseters or does it not matter where you chew?
 
Do you chew at the back portion of your mouth to target the masseters or does it not matter where you chew?
I have retarded insertions, so I chewed with incisors/premolars... It's just important to chee straight up and down more or less. This way you can avoid tmj.
 
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I have retarded insertions, so I chewed with incisors/premolars... It's just important to chee straight up and down more or less. This way you can avoid tmj.
How else are you supposed to chew? And also isn’t it better to chew to the side cuz that’s where your masseters are located
 
How else are you supposed to chew? And also isn’t it better to chew to the side cuz that’s where your masseters are located
Your masseters are responsible for closing and protruding your jaw. How do you chee sideways lol
 
Your masseters are responsible for closing and protruding your jaw. How do you chee sideways lol
Yh but you said only chew up and down that’s why I asked where else are you meant to chew if not in that direction?
 

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