URGENT: How can I get into a fight?

[socialcel]

I basically have biggest frame in the entire school, (6’5 frauded, 52cm bidelt (not what carries me tbh)) but I am not that popular so I’ve decided I want to get into a fight in hopes of increasing my smv, however I have a few questions.

Preface: I have decent face, foids have texted me first b4, meaning I have to have at least mtn looks, don’t know for sure

1. How big should my opponent be? I think if I start fighting some curry with 16 inch bidelts that’s a foot shorter than me I’ll just look like a retard.

2. How popular should my opponent be? This is one of the things I’m really not sure of, I think really popular wouldn’t be ideal and neither would a quiet kid, but I don’t know tbh.

3. How can I pick a fight with someone? By this I mean, how can I get into a fight, without people knowing I “wanted to get into a fight”. This is smth I have to be really careful with imo, as if I just start bullying someone significantly weaker than me, they likely won’t throw a punch nor talk back at all. So it’d ideally have to be a situation where they talk shit to me and then we fight.

Appreciate all the help bhais.

tags

@kebab @whitegymcel88 @GabachoCopium @zekken @Ramezu @Christiano @dragomaxxer @Eli @anthony111553 @marek937 @Xangsane @Blackgymmax @WishIwasChico @PseudoMaxxer @ylrven

 

[tigrxs]

this is stupid, if you lose a fight your school life is fucked

 

[Ramezu]

I basically have biggest frame in the entire school, (6’5 frauded, 52cm bidelt (not what carries me tbh)) but I am not that popular so I’ve decided I want to get into a fight in hopes of increasing my smv, however I have a few questions.

Preface: I have decent face, foids have texted me first b4, meaning I have to have at least mtn looks, don’t know for sure

1. How big should my opponent be? I think if I start fighting some curry with 16 inch bidelts that’s a foot shorter than me I’ll just look like a retard.

2. How popular should my opponent be? This is one of the things I’m really not sure of, I think really popular wouldn’t be ideal and neither would a quiet kid, but I don’t know tbh.

3. How can I pick a fight with someone? By this I mean, how can I get into a fight, without people knowing I “wanted to get into a fight”. This is smth I have to be really careful with imo, as if I just start bullying someone significantly weaker than me, they likely won’t throw a punch nor talk back at all. So it’d ideally have to be a situation where they talk shit to me and then we fight.

Appreciate all the help bhais.

tags

@kebab @whitegymcel88 @GabachoCopium @zekken @Ramezu @Christiano @dragomaxxer @Eli @anthony111553 @marek937 @Xangsane @Blackgymmax @WishIwasChico @PseudoMaxxer @ylrven

dont be mtn easiest way to increase smv

 

[Vermilioncore]

Idc kys fag

 

[GabachoCopium]

you will gain nothing

 

[socialcel]

Idc kys fag

why?

 

[socialcel]

you will gain nothing

why? many users say otherwise

 

[GabachoCopium]

why? many users say otherwise

smv or whatever it’s literally all about lookz, fighting some random nigger will not make u a chad lmao

 

[socialcel]

smv or whatever it’s literally all about lookz, fighting some random nigger will not make u a chad lmao

i know, but more foids would know of me

 

[socialcel]

also i wanna fight someone

 

[whitegymcel88]

Bump into some 5'9 ethnic decently known kid and since hes ethnic he will get mad and push you then you're gonna knock that ethnic cunt out

 

[socialcel]

Bump into some 5'9 ethnic decently known kid and since hes ethnic he will get mad and push you then you're gonna knock that ethnic cunt out

ok bet

 

[TechnoBoss]

Anxiously awaiting the follow-up thread to this discussing the results.

 

[ElTruecel]

You aren’t 6’5 and have a 52cm bideltoid larper and if u did then obviously nobody will fight you

Bump into some 5'9 ethnic decently known kid and since hes ethnic he will get mad and push you then you're gonna knock that ethnic cunt out

cope nobody will fight a 6’5 20 bideltoid man. being violent at that size should guarantee a bullet through your skull gladly

smv or whatever it’s literally all about lookz, fighting some random nigger will not make u a chad lmao

op is retarded ogre male gaze bluepiller

 

[ElTruecel]

No fight will increase ur SMV dumbfuck ogre. Your oneitis and all the foids texting u are fucking a Twink prettyboy rn while u for on this forum

 

[socialcel]

You aren’t 6’5 and have a 52cm bideltoid larper

192 barefoot

op is retarded ogre male gaze bluepiller

cope

 

[illoan82]

dont be mtn easiest way to increase smv

Beat up gay faggots and bully them everyday like I do, smv goes up nicely

 

[socialcel]

No fight will increase ur SMV dumbfuck ogre. Your oneitis and all the foids texting u are fucking a Twink prettyboy rn while u for on this forum

cope

 

[socialcel]

Beat up gay faggots and bully them everyday like I do, smv goes up nicely

Will try, thank you!

 

[ElTruecel]

192 barefoot


cope

You watch too many movies. Also if you were that size everyone knows you’d win a fight again it would do nothing to ur SMV. Only increases SMV if ur smaller and beat up someone bigger than u

 

[illoan82]

Also bully the trans people there’s a trans kid in my school and everytime it uses the bathroom I put his books and shit on the floor

 

[socialcel]

Also bully the trans people there’s a trans kid in my school and everytime it uses the bathroom I put his books and shit on the floor

incredibly based, @whitegymcel88 would be mirin

 

[WeiWei]

Lol you're stupid af. You're just asking to get shot to death or fatally stabbed.

 

[socialcel]

Lol you're stupid af. You're just asking to get shot to death or fatally stabbed.

I don’t live in the US and I’m in hs

 

[socialcel]

You watch too many movies. Also if you were that size everyone knows you’d win a fight again it would do nothing to ur SMV. Only increases SMV if ur smaller and beat up someone bigger than u

Maybe you’re right, I’ll post update if I manage to get into a fight

 

[socialcel]

Anxiously awaiting the follow-up thread to this discussing the results.

Will tag you, acc wanted to tag u here too but thanks to my fried dopamine receptors I forgot

 

[northern mogger]

why? many users say otherwise

where do you live

 

[socialcel]

where do you live

Scandinavia

 

[northern mogger]

Scandinavia

good, go into a shopping center at night and bait roadmen to attack, i will also be doing this after learning to fight, i will go primal ape ER on them niggas

 

[socialcel]

good, go into a shopping center at night and bait roadmen to attack, i will also be doing this after learning to fight, i will go primal ape ER on them niggas

But I wanna do it in school

 

[northern mogger]

But I wanna do it in school

no fights in gymnasium for you
just go into a shopping mall alone at night, they will come
and when they do i will go ER with the force of 50 aryan bulls

 

[northern mogger]

Will tag you, acc wanted to tag u here too but thanks to my fried dopamine receptors I forgot

tag me too nigguh

 

[tigrxs]

also being tall doesn't mean you'll win a fight and its not impressive if you beat someone smaller than you.

 

[socialcel]

no fights in gymnasium for you
just go into a shopping mall alone at night, they will come
and when they do i will go ER with the force of 50 aryan bulls

i’ll try to fight in gymnasium

 

[socialcel]

tag me too nigguh

will do

 

[socialcel]

also being tall doesn't mean you'll win a fight and its not impressive if you beat someone smaller than you.

i destroyed a nigga in wrestling who did martial arts for 3 years but yeah bro, all about technique!

 

[northern mogger]

i’ll try to fight in gymnasium

not possible, you are too old and niggers there dont wanna fight

 

[socialcel]

not possible, you are too old and niggers there dont wanna fight

i’ll pm why that’s not true

 

[tigrxs]

i destroyed a nigga in wrestling who did martial arts for 3 years but yeah bro, all about technique!

wrestling for 3 years and can't beat someone untrained, yeah I doubt that guy was any good.

 

[tigrxs]

but seriously fist fights are usually one good punch and its over, and as much as technique and size can help with that there is always a chance you get unlucky and they land something.

 

[northern mogger]

but seriously fist fights are usually one good punch and its over, and as much as technique and size can help with that there is always a chance you get unlucky and they land something.

i saw a video of an aryan warrior fighting off 20 niggas alone and they ran off despite the numbers advantage
i will go full MMA ER

 

[ChadL1te]

This should be a methodical process tbh, find the perfect target who fits the physical criteria and is not super liked but also known. Start talking behind his back but make sure the word gets to him. Once it does, he will likely flame you. You can then use this as a reason to bump into him in the halls, he will make some snide comment and then you start the fight.

 

[socialcel]

This should be a methodical process tbh, find the perfect target who fits the physical criteria and is not super liked but also known. Start talking behind his back but make sure the word gets to him. Once it does, he will likely flame you. You can then use this as a reason to bump into him in the halls, he will make some snide comment and then you start the fight.

Thank you, finally a high IQ response

 

[tigrxs]

call a black kid the hard r if you want to get into a fight

 

[socialcel]

call a black kid the hard r if you want to get into a fight

wouldnt effect my status positively overall

 

[tigrxs]

Thank you, finally a high IQ response

the highest iq thing to do would be to not fight but the second would be:
1. play against someone in a sport e.g basketball, football,etc
2. start trash talking a little bit
3. start getting physical and pushing them a bit when playing but make it look accidental
4. when he eventually snaps you've got your fight

 

[whitegymcel88]

wrestling for 3 years and can't beat someone untrained, yeah I doubt that guy was any good.

dont doubt the hungARYAN warrior spirit cunt

 

[socialcel]

dont doubt the hungARYAN warrior spirit cunt

jflll he was half hungarian too but not pure so I guess it checks out

 

[Hardrada]

 

[socialcel]

i dont have opps