What makes a punchable face?

[Jason Voorhees]

Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@TechnoBoss @Ricky212 @sportsmogger @sub3cel @Heinrich Schmidt @HarrierDuBois

 

[Hardrada]

There's a German word for having a punchable face

 

[Ricky212]

Round face

 

[StraightHeadJames]

There's a German word for having a punchable face

what is it?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Round face

Do you like punching punchable faces?

 

[Hardrada]

what is it?

Dunno not German

 

[fuxkdakikez]

Round face

 

[StrangerDanger]

punch the fucker

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.

Just being a boneless, recessed subhuman with an unhealthy face.

 

[Autismcel]

Prob some natural instinct against those who look uncanny

 

[sportsmogger]

Definitely Low IPD

 

[NordicLeonhard]

No bonemass

 

[try2beme]

100% a SHORT MIDFACE

 

[try2beme]

Wide IPD

Square head shape/ the type that needs buccal fat or masseter botox

 

[Monte Carlo]

Boneless baby face with dark eyebrows. Nasal voice makes it even worse.

 

[OwenGwyther]

what is it?

Backpfeifengesicht

 

[iblamechico]

Do it. Record it while ur at it and post it here. Gonna get 50 JFLs minimum.

 

[AspiringMogger]

Wide IPD

Square head shape/ the type that needs buccal fat or masseter botox

Especially with no eyebrows

 

[Meteor21]

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

trifecta

 

[flippasav]

Bug eyes and saggy jaw

 

[anthony111553]

nerd pheno

 

[PseduoAryan]

This

 

[dehydrated]

imagine being a such a subhuman that niggas fantasize about beating you fucking brutal man

 

[ElTruecel]

Boneless baby face with dark eyebrows. Nasal voice makes it even worse.

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This

 

[Jason Voorhees]

This

Boneless faces add good cushioning

 

[klip11]

Idk why but I always have a burning urge to punch this subhuman who lives next door. He is ugly but idk why but his face is perfect for landing a punch. It's like his face is asking for a flattening. He has wide flat nose, recessed chin, large ugly lips, shallow set eyes, round face shape and a ton of bloat. He has annoying ass high pitched voice aswell oh he also wears those grandpa looking large nerd glasses that add good texture to hit into when punched adding a satisfying crunch of glass breaking.

You'd be high for weeks after punching a face like that. All stress and tension from work vanished. Almost like a an orgasm.A bright red bruised punch mark and a few prints of my shoe from stomping his head would look beautiful on him tbh tbh.

Would you punch a Haitian cannibal?

 

[sub3cel]

No bonemass

Wrong

 

[MoggsWithBoness]

That sounds EXACTLY like a guy who lives 5 houses away where do u live bro we might be neighbours JFL

 

[9cel]

this bitch has a giga punchable face

maybe its just low trust/high aggression features that trigger a primal urge to assert dominance over them because they are more likely to take your resources and attack you

 

[lemonnz]

long midface/close set eyes

 

[T_T]

Looking like youre in wmaf

 

[einzigartig]

Boneless baby face with dark eyebrows. Nasal voice makes it even worse.

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or them being a jew?

 

[Matthias8272]

Probably a mix of being ugly, looking unfriendly/low trust, and not very masculine