Give me slayer openers for tinder

Reformed

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ALL FOIDS ACT THE SAME / still on test e
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I’ve seen how many men msg girls like cucks. Give me good openers that make me appear slayer. Something like ‘face down ass up’ but I don’t like that one so give me something new

And don’t troll Muh bbc spammers and shi like that u guys are genuinely not funny
 
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anything works if she likes you buddy
 
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You would look cute on my bed

You're hot, we should practice making babies.
 
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anything works if she likes you buddy
Ik, but I legit need something lmao, I hate just spamming Hey. They do reply

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I did this I genuinely don’t know what to reply
 
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Sarah!

Face down ass up and pancakes in the morning?
 
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Ik, but I legit need something lmao, I hate just spamming Hey. They do reply

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I did this I genuinely don’t know what to reply
lol
fucking foids never making any effort and putting all the jestermaxxing burden on the male
I hate female nature
 
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Idk ask @averagejoe
They Unironically work even if ur not Chad. Have u seen how 80% bluepilled normies text stacyfishes lmfao
 
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They Unironically work even if ur not Chad. Have u seen how 80% bluepilled normies text stacyfishes lmfao
What makes u think they end up fucking the foids lol
 
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Any more? Similar to those.
"I will order us Pizza in the evening, if you make me breakfast in the morning."

used to have that in my bio. and had loads of turbo-sluts messaging me first asking what I'd like for break-fast, or that they make bomb pancakes. Basically immediately implying that they'd be down to stay the night with me.
 
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"I will order us Pizza in the evening, if you make me breakfast in the morning."

used to have that in my bio. and had loads of turbo-sluts messaging me first asking what I'd like for break-fast, or that they make bomb pancakes. Basically immediately implying that they'd be down to stay the night with me.
I’ll text this foid something like this rn and post it lets see
 
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"I will order us Pizza in the evening, if you make me breakfast in the morning."

used to have that in my bio. and had loads of turbo-sluts messaging me first asking what I'd like for break-fast, or that they make bomb pancakes. Basically immediately implying that they'd be down to stay the night with me.
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:lul:

Let’s see if I just get unmatched
 
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Let’s see if I just get unmatched
might be too overtly sexual, but let's see jfl. maybe it works even though it is more confrontational.

mine is more like an invitation to be slutty in a subtle way and leaves space for a more innocent interpretation, without them having to outright say that they are a whore.
 
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might be too overtly sexual, but let's see jfl. maybe it works even though it is more confrontational.

mine is more like an invitation to be slutty in a subtle way and leaves space for a more innocent interpretation, without them having to outright say that they are a whore.
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I’m gonna try direct nice guy too. This foid has looking for LTR in her bio thing
 
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
 
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"I will order us Pizza in the evening, if you make me breakfast in the morning."

used to have that in my bio. and had loads of turbo-sluts messaging me first asking what I'd like for break-fast, or that they make bomb pancakes. Basically immediately implying that they'd be down to stay the night with me.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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did I get rejected or is she playing hard to get. And should I respond or nah

I hate foids so much omfg
 
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Can I touch ur belly button from the inside?
 
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I have no idea. Should I reply ‘so ur down’
you could say "as long as you're down with the main activity, we can figure out what we're going to do with the breakfast situation at a later time"
 
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lol
fucking foids never making any effort and putting all the jestermaxxing burden on the male
I hate female nature
That’s why u don’t jestermax, just say hey then ask for contact —> number or snap
 
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That’s why u don’t jestermax, just say hey then ask for contact —> number or snap
doesn't work most of the time, and just drags the conversation to a different venue.

If you're boring to talk to on snap she'll ghost you there too, even chadlites need a little rizz.
 
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Just be very direct, you want to go like: "Wanna fuck?", "Head?", "PIV?"
This will work wonders
 
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Just be very direct, you want to go like: "Wanna fuck?", "Head?", "PIV?"
This will work wonders
works wonders in your autistic imaginations. do you even leave the house?
 
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works wonders in your autistic imaginations. do you even leave the house?
would you say banging a girl from ur uni course group is a good idea? would be awkward going to the same classes for the rest of semester but shes bad af
 
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would you say banging a girl from ur uni course group is a good idea? would be awkward going to the same classes for the rest of semester but shes bad af
sure it is a good idea if she's good-looking.

It would only be awkward if you make it awkward. If you're chill about it and don't start any drama, or make false promises etc., it will even halo you.
 
wassup biscuit, are you standing here and crumbling
 
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"I am Salafi Muslim"
 
you: ‘how tall are you?’
Foid: ‘X’Y’
You: ‘and on knees’

Idk dude i’m incel
 
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you could say "as long as you're down with the main activity, we can figure out what we're going to do with the breakfast situation at a later time"
That’s why u don’t jestermax, just say hey then ask for contact —> number or snap
damn dude foids are getting even more brutal in 2024
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wait she did reply. Bro why is she making this so hard for me? Like does she want an actual smart reply or what Jesus. Just lemme fuck u already hoe. Tf do I say. Idec bc chances are she’ll flake anyway so no point in caring. But deadass should I keep flirting or just say lemme fuck u hoe ass nigga
 
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wait she did reply. Bro why is she making this so hard for me? Like does she want an actual smart reply or what Jesus. Just lemme fuck u already hoe. Tf do I say. Idec bc chances are she’ll flake anyway so no point in caring. But deadass should I keep flirting or just say lemme fuck u hoe ass nigga
No idea, I don’t get replies like that
 
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