having 7+ is dogshit tbh

[Michael Myers]

I wish I was wishIwaschico

I've made this joke before too.

 

[sub5c3l]

I've made this joke before too.

yea ive seen him , he mogs my manlet ass back to mumbai

 

[Michael Myers]

hope u recover or something

Thank you. It used to be a lot worse during my teens, I've gotten over it mostly, I'd say. Still parts I can't get rid of, i.e. getting touched by someone on the head/neck/face.

 

[sub5c3l]

yea ive seen him , he mogs my manlet ass back to mumbai

I wish I were him

 

[Michael Myers]

yea ive seen him , he mogs my manlet ass back to mumbai

Same. So it's funny people accuse him of "LARPing" when he isn't.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Ha, thanks. As for the lack of upward curve, it's no big deal. That's what the pillow technique is for. Do you have any curve at all? Like a downward curve for instance? Then you can just go for doggy, you'd have the same effect basically as an upward curve in missionary.

No curve at all. It doesn’t make a big difference, but upward curve is more ideal for missionary. G spot is in opposite direction if you have an upward curve and do doggy (I think) so straight would be better for doggy based on knowing that.

 

[moggathon]

kys

wanna go for a drink sometime?

 

[Michael Myers]

No curve at all. It doesn’t make a big difference, but upward curve is more ideal for missionary. G spot is in opposite direction if you have an upward curve and do doggy (I think) so straight would be better for doggy based on knowing that.

Well, at least your schlong looks long. Because if you had a curve, esp. upward, it could look smaller than it really is. And that is true, an upward curve and doggy isn't great at all but it works much better if it's straight or has a downward curve.

 

[sportsmogger]

7bp is small

 

[Michael Myers]

7bp is small

Even 9.5 BP is small if you compare it to a whale's dick.

 

[sub5c3l]

Same. So it's funny people accuse him of "LARPing" when he isn't.

I thought he was larping too because people kept spamming some hapa retard's pic in his slaying threads

 

[Michael Myers]

I thought he was larping too because people kept spamming some hapa retard's pic in his slaying threads

I had to resist the urge to tell everyone it's not him.

 

[Thebbcmaxxer]

Stop beliving this larping subhuman

 

[Michael Myers]

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Bodymaxxed.

 

[sportsmogger]

Even 9.5 BP is small if you compare it to a whale's dick.

i have 7 nbp and its small

 

[Michael Myers]

i have 7 nbp and its small

It's not small, bhai -- but you'd never be satisfied even if you had 8 NBP. People always want more.

 

[FBl]

That's a good size, plus my OCD likes that it's 6.4 x 4.6 because they're the same digits.

werent u exposed for having a 5.5 incher?

 

[sportsmogger]

It's not small, bhai -- but you'd never be satisfied even if you had 8 NBP. People always want more.

im 8 bp

 

[Michael Myers]

werent u exposed for having a 5.5 incher?

Uh, not exactly. I was "exposed" but not for having a specific size of dick. I've publicly said multiple times I'm 5.5 NBP (actually, it's 5.7 NBP).

 

[morz179]

Uh, not exactly. I was "exposed" but not for having a specific size of dick. I've publicly said multiple times I'm 5.5 NBP (actually, it's 5.7 NBP).

whats nbp and bp

 

[WishIwasChico]

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Stop beliving this larping subhuman

cope i am mog you

 

[JoshuaG]

Uh, not exactly. I was "exposed" but not for having a specific size of dick. I've publicly said multiple times I'm 5.5 NBP (actually, it's 5.7 NBP).

Respond my dms

 

[Thebbcmaxxer]

cope i am mog you

Form an acutal sentence ricecel.

 

[Michael Myers]

whats nbp and bp

Ways of measuring one's penis. NBP stands for non-bone-pressed and BP stands for bone-pressed.

This is how you measure bone-pressed, which is the scientific way of measuring (to eliminate a variable, in this case, one's weight, as more weight means more of one's penis gets hidden).

 

[Michael Myers]

Respond my dms

Can you send me another message? That way I can see you in my notifications.

 

[WishIwasChico]

Form a sentence right,ricecel.

i mog you bro cope harder with bbc while i roll down your hood in my mercedes and have your hood rats choking on my rice dick

 

[morz179]

Ways of measuring one's penis. NBP stands for non-bone-pressed and BP stands for bone-pressed.

This is how you measure bone-pressed, which is the scientific way of measuring (to eliminate a variable, in this case, one's weight, as more weight means more of one's penis gets hidden).

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Thanks for the explanation ily. also how do i measure my girth?

 

[WishIwasChico]

i mog you bro cope harder with bbc while i roll down your hood in my mercedes and have your hood rats choking on my rice dick

i'll do this while playing Webbie what's happenin to watch the BBC's start fighting each other

 

[Michael Myers]

Thanks for the explanation ily. also how do i measure my girth?

Aww ily2 bhai. For girth, you have to see what the thickest part is. And then you wrap a measuring tape around it, so that the ends meet, you aren't supposed to wrap it tightly either, or loosely, just enough so that everything is covered. Here's a pic.

 

[JoshuaG]

Can you send me another message? That way I can see you in my notifications.

Done send it

 

[Thebbcmaxxer]

i mog you bro cope harder with bbc while i roll down your hood in my mercedes and have your hood rats choking on my rice dick

You are delusional. This trick is getting old chico. gengis khan is only true asian chad. All others fakes.

 

[WishIwasChico]

You are delusional. This trick is getting old chico. gengis khan is only true asian chad. All others fakes.

i'll do this while playing Webbie what's happenin to watch the BBC's start fighting each other

 

[Samsepioler]

my 6 inches bonepressed 5 girth mogs?

 

[SuicideBoy]

every girl i've fucked recently had to stop because she got sore af after like two rounds.

Boo fucking hoo. Another faggot with a big cock is complaining about his "problems"

Just kill yourself, nigger

 

[SuicideBoy]

average is idea

Biggest cope I have ever seen

 

[WishIwasChico]

Biggest cope I have ever seen

if you last long having an above average size isn;t ideal

 

[cytoplasm]

This is very settling

 

[Michael Myers]

Biggest cope I have ever seen

If you want to not make someone sore and have all the sex you want, even fast and balls deep, then you will find that I am, in fact, correct.

 

[SuicideBoy]

If you want to not make someone sore and have all the sex you want, even fast and balls deep, then you will find that I am, in fact, correct.

What a delusional motherfucker

Having an average dick(especially below average) is a fucking death sentence, a black spot.

There is no fucking way to have a fulfilling sexual life while having an "average" cock

 

[WishIwasChico]

What a delusional motherfucker

Having an average dick(especially below average) is a fucking death sentence, a black spot.

There is no fucking way to have a fulfilling sexual life while having an "average" cock

bro you are so autist you make me look NT

 

[Michael Myers]

What a delusional motherfucker

Having an average dick(especially below average) is a fucking death sentence, a black spot.

There is no fucking way to have a fulfilling sexual life while having an "average" cock

Let me guess, I basically described your dick as ideal?

 

[SuicideBoy]

bro you are so autist you make me look NT

I am an autist for speaking the truth?

Okay then

 

[darktriadprince]

every girl i've fucked recently had to stop because she got sore af after like two rounds.

Things that never happened

 

[WishIwasChico]

Things that never happened

You cope so hard bro over for you

 

[orangomango2003]

i have 8 inches too and it only works with experienced women. young virgin girl with no experience = stop it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's time for penis reduction surgery 6 inches pencil dick is ideal

 

[SuicideBoy]

i have 8 inches too and it only works with experienced women. young virgin girl with no experience = stop it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's time for penis reduction surgery 6 inches pencil dick is ideal

Another low IQ cope

 

[Michael Myers]

i have 8 inches too and it only works with experienced women. young virgin girl with no experience = stop it hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's time for penis reduction surgery 6 inches pencil dick is ideal

Spoken like a true big dick haver.

 

[Michael Myers]

Another low IQ cope

He has an 8 inch BWC though?

 

[Loveland]

That technique you're talking about is meant for men who don't have an upward curve. What happens is your dick goes straight for the g-spot, that's why it drives them crazy. Men with an upward curve have no need for this pillow technique.

(Yes, I am a dateless 28 year old virgin, but I do know my stuff).

oh shit i def woulda tried the pillow technique if u didnt say this thanks bud (not that ill ever have shreks)

 

[Michael Myers]

oh shit i def woulda tried the pillow technique if u didnt say this thanks bud (not that ill ever have shreks)

Hi bhai! Haven't heard from you in a while, hope you're good -- if you would like to hang out sometime, send me a PM. Anyway, JFL, stop coping, you have a BWC + you are good-looking w/ a great body).