pneumocystosis
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What’s the point in going to the club if you aren’t gonna pull?
Serious question.
I see all these normies dressing up well, spending a shit ton of money on alcohol, getting drunk… for what???
“I just want to have a good time with my mates”.
Fucking idiots.
The club is where you go makeout with girls and escalate to sex.
Where else are you supposed to do it? At fucking burger king?
If you went to the club and did not pull a girl, then you wasted a lot of time and money.
Who even enjoys the club anyway? Always the same normie music, just with different remixes.
I think that normies go to the club with a glimpse of hope that they’ll get with a foid. They’re just too reality-checked to say they can pull.
Hence why they say they’re going just to have fun with their friends.
Have you ever seen a dude reject a girl just to spend time with his mates instead? Me neither.
Point proven. Lie debunked.
Might as well learn how to pull in the club, eh?
it’s me, pneumo, i pull 2-3 htbs+ on average, every night out.
You can believe what i say is legit.
Step 1:
You need some mates.
Their looks level is irrelevant! You just need to be the mogger of the group really, that’s the only constraint.
My htn friend NEVER pulls when he goes out with me. He always pulls when he goes out with his normie friends.
A group of 3-5 people is ideal. You can have girls in your group, no problem.
Step 2:
You need to drink. A lot.
It depends on how low inhib you are.
I can dance with foids after 3 shots, but i need a lot more to have the confidence to approach (i rarely ever approach).
You need to be drunk enough to dance without being awkward.
Step 3:
When you get to the club, go for a quality check.
Ditch your mates for a bit, tell them you need to go to the toilet.
During that time, walk around the club, find your target(s). Get iois if you can.
What I like to do is to walk through groups of cute girls. While they move out the way, i say thank you in a very genuine and appreciative manner, and look at the prettiest foid in the eyes and smile. Sometimes the girls will look at each other and giggle, or even stop you to chat.
Whatever happens, you have established a (hopefully) mutual ioi with a cute girl.
That’s when you leave and go back to your friend group.
Step 4:
Spend time with your friends.
You don’t want them to think you’re only going clubbing to pull. Pretend you’re having a good time with them.
Meanwhile, try to get eye contact with the foid you ioi’ed just before.
Step 5:
Dance with your mates and get them closer to your target’s friend group. You need to be smooth and not seem like a creep (chad cannot be creep anyway).
Slowly but surely, start dancing with one of the foids from your target’s friend group.
Soon, her friends will likely join, and naturally, your friends may join too.
At this point, i'd advise staying in front of your target, not next to her. You need to be able to get eye contact with her while your dancing with her friends.
Step 6:
Keep dancing with her mates.
This is where my autism kicks in and generally pays off REALLY WELL.
I make myself laugh and smile for literally any reason. I have a cute smile and it makes me seem NT and confident.
Then, this is my signature move. You can steal it and use it, but I mustn't catch you doing it in the same club as me!
My signature move is so powerful. I have a 100% success rate. I repeat, 100% success rate.
However, last time I mentioned it on this forum, I got JFLed hard.
You're all too high inhib to try it. You're too scared to do things differently.
This goes back to the universal law i believe in:
from:
HOW BEING LOW INHIB ASCENDS ME + debloat talk
YOU NEED TO BE LOW INHIB IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING EXOTIC IN LIFE. YOU HAVE TO BE A NONCONFORMIST. I hate vague, pseudo-motivational phrases like these. HOWEVER. This is 1 of the only 3 rules that I believe to be UNIVERSALLY APPLICABLE and ESSENTIAL into succeeding in life. A few...
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Anyway, enough talk. Here is my signature move:
While dancing with my target's friend, I stretch my hand out to the friend for a shake, as if I'm about to introduce myself:
As the friend goes in for the shake, I quickly pull my hand back and do this:
If only you could see their reactions. Priceless.
They usually laugh and look at their friends like "what?". You in the mean time should be laughing too.
Then you go in for the shake again. This time she'll be a bit wary, and may even refuse at first, but convince her.
This time shake her hand properly and smile.
THEN, move to your target. Go in to shake her hand.
She'll probably refuse in a joking manner, thinking you'll do the hand trick to her too.
NOW IS THE TIME TO BREAK THE BARRIERS.
Go up to her ear and ask "why not? do you hate me already?" and smirk.
She'll probably answer some shit like "nooo i don't but [blabla]".
This is where you can pick up on if she likes you or not.
If she likes you, she will smile too. This is so powerful. If she doesn't like you she'll will seem a bit irritated or simply uninterested in the interaction with you.
If she likes you she'll go upto your ear to talk and touch your cheek or shoulder with her other hand while she's talking.
This is a foolproof way of knowing if she wants you. No risk and no cringy declarations.
If she likes you, just keep dancing with her. Don't exclude her from her own friend group, dance in front of/next to her.
Then while you dance, you need to start flirting.
What I do ALWAYS is I take the piss out of her dance moves.
I imitate her (in a shittier way) and laugh. I always get a reaction out of that.
Then I walk up to her ear and tell her "you really can't dance".
Pro tip: make sure you add the "really", because "you can't dance" isn't sarcastic enough, she could take it seriously. Some foids get offended really easily so you don't wanna do that.
She'll either laugh, or get offended. She should laugh, because she's into you.
Then keep talking to her. Get to the point, take her hands, dance with her, whatever.
Now to the kiss.
Wait until she talks to you, to your face. While she speaks, look at her in the eyes, smile and completely ignore what she's saying.
Once she stops speaking, keep locking into her eyes and smile more. She will lock into your eyes and smile.
That's when you go in for the kiss.
When kissing, let her open her mouth first. When she does, so do you.
She needs to set the tempo, all girls have different kiss-speed settings. Just follow.
Meanwhile, take your left hand and either grab her by the neck (dominant), or put it behind her ear (romantic).
Take your right hand and put in on her waist.
Whatever you do, don't just stand there awkwardly kissing her like a woodpecker.
That's it really, as soon as you kiss her once, she's in the bag. You can go back and kiss her whenever you feel it.
What I like to do, is to spend 30 mins to an hour with a girl, then say "I need to go to the toilet".
I then leave and move on to find another chick, solo.
Girls will give out ioi's a lot easier in the club, so watch out for eye contact and smiles.
That's it for the method. It's literally autism-proof.
@Zetoch
pneumo
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