Jase
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I admit it.
I take a billion selfies everyday.
But little did I know that would be the downfall of my bloatmaxxing career.
Let me explain, I recently broke my phone, and the screen just randomly presses on apps, photos, anything on the screen.
So I was texting the fucking support for DoorDash because a fucking indian at McDonalds undercooked my Big Mac and I wanted a full refund.
The support lady asks "can you send me a photo of the burger?", (I have already ate the whole thing) so I downloaded a photo of a crap burger online and when I went to send her the photo, MY MOTHERFUCKING PHONE SENT HER 99+ SELFIES FROM MY FUCKING CAMERA ROLL.
AND GUESS WHAT
SHE FUCKING DISABLED MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE THEY SUSPECT SOMEONE TO HAVE HACKED MY ACCOUNT.
I take a billion selfies everyday.
But little did I know that would be the downfall of my bloatmaxxing career.
Let me explain, I recently broke my phone, and the screen just randomly presses on apps, photos, anything on the screen.
So I was texting the fucking support for DoorDash because a fucking indian at McDonalds undercooked my Big Mac and I wanted a full refund.
The support lady asks "can you send me a photo of the burger?", (I have already ate the whole thing) so I downloaded a photo of a crap burger online and when I went to send her the photo, MY MOTHERFUCKING PHONE SENT HER 99+ SELFIES FROM MY FUCKING CAMERA ROLL.
AND GUESS WHAT
SHE FUCKING DISABLED MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE THEY SUSPECT SOMEONE TO HAVE HACKED MY ACCOUNT.