I visited an escort: report

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Some user asked me to write a report about visiting the escort, which I chose in this thread:


So, in the end, I chose the girl #6.
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In the morning, I decided to go the first choice of the Poll, the Ukranian Stacy:
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However, after writing a message to her, I did not get a response for 1 hour at least. I thought she was unresponsive. I got the reply later, but I already agreed with another girl.

Then, I checked the LARP-GigaStacy.
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I asked her to prove her photos, and send me the photos of her where she holds today's newspaper, or a photos where she is touching her nose. She literally blocked me. Good riddance.

Then, girl #3, Cuban Goddess:
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She was unfortunately in another city today.

Thus the choice was between the silicone-Czech girl, and professional DD-cup girl.

For some reason, I decided to go with #6, because she looked more natural to me. Thus, I contacted the girl #6. After some short FaceControl - she ensured I am White. I agreed to meet her. The services I had included Oral WithOut, kissing, AND anal.

So, when i arrived, i was met by a tall girl, who was in her late 20s. Her face was robust LTB :aheago: BUT her BODY more than made up for it. Her tits were indeed DD, and she had a nice ass, and wonderful curves.

What I did NOT like, is that she lied about her height, or measured her morning height. She claimed 177cm. however, I AM 177 CM! So, when I took off my shoes with lifts, I still stood around 3-4 cm taller than her (determined by the eye level) barefoot. So, she turned out to be ~174cm. However, it was a minor thing.

She met me in this underwear:
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Looked exactly like this photo above.

After the exchange of Cash (300 Euro), and a short shower, we went to business. She was great at kissing. And her blowjob was great. After 69, I did her in 3 positions: missionary, doggy, AND cowgirl. Her riding was REALLY good, so I just came.

Then, i lied with her on the bed, hugging her. In the background, her phone has been rabidly ringing with WatsApp messages: thirsty chads and grandpas were trying to learn the prices. We just talked about weird stuff. I asked her why she asked about my nationality. She told me that she checked if I was not African, or in her words "not a 3rd-worlder". Then she complained a lot of Black guys come to her, and tell her they are "Finnish", but then turn out to be "Black"-finnish, and then she has to close the door in front of their faces. She mentioned that she does that because "I had bad experiences", and also that "before i also rejected a russian dude, but you are chill". Because I am russian-finnish, and just plain said im russian when she asked me on the phone, since yeah, i cannot larp as finnish since brunette. I asked her: "How do you know my nationality, if i were from Afghanistan, but said i'm Italian" - she had no answer.


Anyways, then we discussed Netflix, she told me she is gonna later send me a WatsApp message with cool Netflix shows ROFL. Still waiting the message. But anyways, it was time to fuck again.

I started with Anal. She was kinda tight. Also when I asked if i inserted to fast, she said: "Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: I am 6,3 (16cm) x 4,7 (12.2cm). While it was a little painful to my feelings, the anal was nice. She also simulated (or really liked it idk), so her moans sounded really good as I mounted her. Then, I changed the condom, and started fucking her pussy again. Missionary, Doggy, and Riding. The Three Horsemen of Sex. Could not cum, and it was already 1 hour. Then, she gave me the handjob, but i could not cum the second time. So, she finally gave up, and told me my time was up. I had a shower, and dressed. She kissed me and told me she would be happy to see me again in a month. Hehe well, she was good tbh. :feelshehe:

Going home was a little sad, since I felt like I did not accomplish my mission completely. So, I just called my LTB FWB girl. Had great sex. And fully released all tensions.

Good day it was.:smonk:
 
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read every word.

what a nigger.
 
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im too autistic to escortmaxx, it would be too awkward
also too ethnic apparently
 
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im too autistic to escortmaxx, it would be too awkward
Yep, this is definitely a problem. Holding you back.
also too ethnic apparently
There are escorts that do not care about your ethnicity. But unfortunately, you WILL experience these kind of rejections based on Race/Nationality. You will need some tough skin. But hey, I was once rejected as being "muh russian" so who cares... just go to another one. Their loss.
 
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There are escorts that do not care about your ethnicity. But unfortunately, you WILL experience these kind of rejections based on Race/Nationality. You will need some tough skin. But hey, I was once rejected as being "muh russian" so who cares... just go to another one. Their loss.
Escorts can be picky. They have a lot of potential customers.
 
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She looks tranny
 
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Disgusting creatures
 
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Escorts can be picky. They have a lot of potential customers.
Very arguable. They DO have customers. But it is NOT ENOUGH customers. Actually, the girl i visited today had all her time slots open up till late evening. So, apparently, i was her first, or maybe 2nd customer this day.

If you check the escort site, they have quite a LOT of girls. Also, a lot of guys go to their old hookers, as repeat customers. These hookers take off their adds from online. And the guys are forever off from the escort market.

And the competition is fierce.
 
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"Nah, you are small, so it is no problem"

I am 6,3 (16cm)


 
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Very arguable. They DO have customers. But it is NOT ENOUGH customers. Actually, the girl i visited today had all her time slots open up till late evening. So, apparently, i was her first, or maybe 2nd customer this day.
She made 300 just from you. 300 every day is 9 000. They wouldn't be picky about ethnicities if they wouldn't have enough customers to be picky.
 
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Fuck
At that point just get a gf nigga
If she accidentally gets pregnant, believe me it is way more expensive than 300 Euro...

So girlfriend selection is a hard process, and the girl should be quite good looking and young. Otherwise there is not benefit for men tbh. Idk why guys even marry.
 
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Why would you 69 a prostitute ! I’d never wanna eat them out m8 but that’s on you
 
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why see an escort if you already have a fwb....?
 
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They wouldn't be picky about ethnicities if they wouldn't have enough customers to be picky.
TBH, I just think they are dumb.

They WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY tbh... The market will explain to them... If there is any profession where racism is actually a detriment, it is prostitution.
 
It's over for you.
 
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Why would you 69 a prostitute ! I’d never wanna eat them out m8 but that’s on you
Eating out prostitutes actually INSANELY GOOD.

They clean themselves up REALLY WELL. Right before you arrive. I never had any issues with it. Their clitoris does not smell bad, nor taste bad.

While I almost vomited a few times doing this with "regular" girls tbh. I do not even do cunni on normal girls anymore. Too many of them do not shave properly, or do not clean up RIGHT BEFORE THE INTERCOURSE.
 
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I thought you were gonna keep our meet-up a secret? Guess if the cat is outta the bag I might as well go ahead and say I hated it. Your micropenis didn't do shit. You ran off crying when I laughed at it.
 
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why see an escort if you already have a fwb....?
Cause she is LTB, and I do not want to commit. I want variety, and big boobs :fuk:
 
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I thought you were gonna keep our meet-up a secret? Guess if the cat is outta the bag I might as well go ahead and say I hated it. Your micropenis didn't do shit. You ran off crying when I laughed at it.
You know as they say, "it is not the size, but how you use it"? :Comfy:

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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Yep, this is definitely a problem. Holding you back.

There are escorts that do not care about your ethnicity. But unfortunately, you WILL experience these kind of rejections based on Race/Nationality. You will need some tough skin. But hey, I was once rejected as being "muh russian" so who cares... just go to another one. Their loss.
You got rejected for being Russian
 
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TBH, I just think they are dumb.

They WILL LEARN THE HARD WAY tbh... The market will explain to them... If there is any profession where racism is actually a detriment, it is prostitution.
Nah. Enough of white men are willing to pay. They have the luxury of being picky. Many, many men are willing to pay for sex.
 
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Eating out prostitutes actually INSANELY GOOD.

They clean themselves up REALLY WELL. Right before you arrive.
I never had any issues with it. Their clitoris does not smell bad, nor taste bad.

While I almost vomited a few times doing this with "regular" girls tbh. I do not even do cunni on normal girls anymore. Too many of them do not shave properly, or do not clean up RIGHT BEFORE THE INTERCOURSE.
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You got rejected for being Russian
Well tbh that hurt, cause im Finn actually. Just my parents russian.

The problem is I look fucking Italian. I come to their door, saying I'm finnish. Then the bitch sees im Brunette. And closes the door in front of my face. So this is why i do not say my real nationality.

But now im thinking to start saying im Italian :ROFLMAO:
 
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300 euros damn, thats a lot of money. atleast u had a good fuck.

I only fucked one hooker but it was only 15 euro. But she was old, ugly and shit at sex. 15 euro wasted
 
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I only fucked one hooker but it was only 15 euro. But she was old, ugly and shit at sex. 15 euro wasted
TBH, I would be afraid to get a 15-Euro hooker... Even if i lived near Amsterdam like you...

While the NL is kinda cheap mongering destination, 15 is too cheap even for the Dutch tbh... You better moneymaxx for this hobby tbh...
 
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She told me that she checked if I was not African, or in her words "not a 3rd-worlder". Then she complained a lot of Black guys come to her, and tell her they are "Finnish", but then turn out to be "Black"-finnish, and then she has to close the door in front of their faces. She mentioned that she does that because "I had bad experiences", and also that "before i also rejected a russian dude, but you are chill".

I started with Anal. She was kinda tight. Also when I asked if i inserted to fast, she said: "Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: I am 6,3 (16cm) x 4,7 (12.2cm).
Race pill and dick pill. it's fucking over.
 
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TBH, I would be afraid to get a 15-Euro hooker... Even if i lived near Amsterdam like you...

While the NL is kinda cheap mongering destination, 15 is too cheap even for the Dutch tbh... You better moneymaxx for this hobby tbh...
they are 50 euro in amsterdam tbh.

this was in poland and was browsing escort websites. bitch looked good on the website, but when I arrived the door was opened by an ugly bitch that didn't look anything like the pics.

I fucked her anyways cuz already wasted too much time to get there and set it up ngl.
 
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Race pill and dick pill. it's fucking over.
Well, it is over for every human, this way or another... sooner or later... no point in doom and gloom... just try to enjoy the life you have (y)
 
Well, it is over for every human, this way or another... sooner or later... no point in doom and gloom... just try to enjoy the life you have (y)
you should have taken viagra or cialis before seeing the escort.
 
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they are 50 euro in amsterdam tbh.

this was in poland and was browsing escort websites. bitch looked good on the website, but when I arrived the door was opened by an ugly bitch that didn't look anything like the pics.

I fucked her anyways cuz already wasted too much time to get there and set it up ngl.
Oh usual catfishing... if you are in unknown country, you better try to find some reviews for a hooker tbh... the bad things: they are usually written in native languages. :feelsrope:

Btw, 50 is too little for a good-looking girl in Poland.
 
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you should have taken viagra or cialis before seeing the escort.
There is no point.

It is about MY enjoyment, not hers. She is not my girl, she is there to ride me and perform everything i tell her to do :feelsokman:
 
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No noodle
Pussy?
 
This was in Finland? I swear you can get better options in the UK. Are you in a small town or city?
 
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This was in Finland? I swear you can get better options in the UK. Are you in a small town or city?
Yep, Finland.

No, it is literally the capital region. But well, it is FInland. 5 million people whole country.

So our choices are definitely worse than what you get in Britain and Germany in terms of escorts.
 
which site did you use?
 
In the meantime I'll start writing my essay to @SecularIslamist.
I have sent u it. Not the best ones cos the best ones I deleted after she blocked me JFL (yeah I rage and scoure any proof of the foid)
 
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