I visited an escort: report

I never liked escorts, the ones that do not kiss are boring and the ones that do kiss i keep thinking im going to get an STD from them.
Nevertheless, you can learn great sex tips from them, like using mirrors while fucking and whatnot. They are experts on hooking people up on sex.
I stopped being afraid of STDs after I realized that you can get the worst: HIV - only from unprotected anal (high chance) and vaginal sex (little chance), while the transmission of HIV in all types of Oral is not even registered in the literature...

Everything else besides HIV is treatable. :feelsokman:
 
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I stopped being afraid of STDs after I realized that you can get the worst: HIV - only from unprotected anal (high chance) and vaginal sex (little chance), while the transmission of HIV in all types of Oral is not even registered in the literature...

Everything else besides HIV is treatable. :feelsokman:
Yeah, but you don't want to have herpes and whatnot flaring every winter because of kissing some whore. I don't know, i guess im finicky.
 
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Yeah, but you don't want to have herpes and whatnot flaring every winter because of kissing some whore. I don't know, i guess im finicky.
TBH, everyone already has herpes. And if you have an outbreak, then well, there is acyclovir. 99% effectiveness. You will be healthy in 2 days.
 
I stopped being afraid of STDs after I realized that you can get the worst: HIV - only from unprotected anal (high chance) and vaginal sex (little chance), while the transmission of HIV in all types of Oral is not even registered in the literature...

Everything else besides HIV is treatable. :feelsokman:
HIV is not a serious disease anymore , thanks to drugs
lifespan of a HIV positive person = normal person , as long as he takes his ART and keeps his CD4 count > 200

what I'm scared about is throat cancer from HPV from eating pussy :feelswhy:
 
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what I'm scared about is throat cancer from HPV from eating pussy :feelswhy:
well, i already have HPV... so, no point of fearing anymore... just keeping good immune system should be enough :feelsokman:

Got it already when i was 19 or sth. Not sure from whom. Was removing it with laser from the dick. Does not give any bad symptoms, except unsightly skin tags on dick skin. Which can be burned with the laser.
 
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well, i already have HPV... so, no point of fearing anymore... just keeping good immune system should be enough :feelsokman:

Got it already when i was 19 or sth. Not sure from whom. Was removing it with laser from the dick. Does not give any bad symptoms, except unsightly skin tags on dick skin. Which can be burned with the laser.
there are benign and malignant strains of HPV
16,18 are the ones to be worried about
sounds like you had a genital wart from the benign strains (9,11,33 etc)

problem happens if the same warts form on your vocal cords
 
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there are benign and malignant strains of HPV
16,18 are the ones to be worried about
sounds like you had a genital wart from the benign strains (9,11,33 etc)

problem happens if the same warts form on your vocal cords
Intersting! Nice to know! :feelsokman:
 
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Some user asked me to write a report about visiting the escort, which I chose in this thread:


So, in the end, I chose the girl #6.
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In the morning, I decided to go the first choice of the Poll, the Ukranian Stacy:
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However, after writing a message to her, I did not get a response for 1 hour at least. I thought she was unresponsive. I got the reply later, but I already agreed with another girl.

Then, I checked the LARP-GigaStacy.
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I asked her to prove her photos, and send me the photos of her where she holds today's newspaper, or a photos where she is touching her nose. She literally blocked me. Good riddance.

Then, girl #3, Cuban Goddess:
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She was unfortunately in another city today.

Thus the choice was between the silicone-Czech girl, and professional DD-cup girl.

For some reason, I decided to go with #6, because she looked more natural to me. Thus, I contacted the girl #6. After some short FaceControl - she ensured I am White. I agreed to meet her. The services I had included Oral WithOut, kissing, AND anal.

So, when i arrived, i was met by a tall girl, who was in her late 20s. Her face was robust LTB :aheago: BUT her BODY more than made up for it. Her tits were indeed DD, and she had a nice ass, and wonderful curves.

What I did NOT like, is that she lied about her height, or measured her morning height. She claimed 177cm. however, I AM 177 CM! So, when I took off my shoes with lifts, I still stood around 3-4 cm taller than her (determined by the eye level) barefoot. So, she turned out to be ~174cm. However, it was a minor thing.

She met me in this underwear:
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Looked exactly like this photo above.

After the exchange of Cash (300 Euro), and a short shower, we went to business. She was great at kissing. And her blowjob was great. After 69, I did her in 3 positions: missionary, doggy, AND cowgirl. Her riding was REALLY good, so I just came.

Then, i lied with her on the bed, hugging her. In the background, her phone has been rabidly ringing with WatsApp messages: thirsty chads and grandpas were trying to learn the prices. We just talked about weird stuff. I asked her why she asked about my nationality. She told me that she checked if I was not African, or in her words "not a 3rd-worlder". Then she complained a lot of Black guys come to her, and tell her they are "Finnish", but then turn out to be "Black"-finnish, and then she has to close the door in front of their faces. She mentioned that she does that because "I had bad experiences", and also that "before i also rejected a russian dude, but you are chill". Because I am russian-finnish, and just plain said im russian when she asked me on the phone, since yeah, i cannot larp as finnish since brunette. I asked her: "How do you know my nationality, if i were from Afghanistan, but said i'm Italian" - she had no answer.


Anyways, then we discussed Netflix, she told me she is gonna later send me a WatsApp message with cool Netflix shows ROFL. Still waiting the message. But anyways, it was time to fuck again.

I started with Anal. She was kinda tight. Also when I asked if i inserted to fast, she said: "Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile: I am 6,3 (16cm) x 4,7 (12.2cm). While it was a little painful to my feelings, the anal was nice. She also simulated (or really liked it idk), so her moans sounded really good as I mounted her. Then, I changed the condom, and started fucking her pussy again. Missionary, Doggy, and Riding. The Three Horsemen of Sex. Could not cum, and it was already 1 hour. Then, she gave me the handjob, but i could not cum the second time. So, she finally gave up, and told me my time was up. I had a shower, and dressed. She kissed me and told me she would be happy to see me again in a month. Hehe well, she was good tbh. :feelshehe:

Going home was a little sad, since I felt like I did not accomplish my mission completely. So, I just called my LTB FWB girl. Had great sex. And fully released all tensions.

Good day it was.:smonk:
Johns me
 
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well, i already have HPV... so, no point of fearing anymore... just keeping good immune system should be enough :feelsokman:

Got it already when i was 19 or sth. Not sure from whom. Was removing it with laser from the dick. Does not give any bad symptoms, except unsightly skin tags on dick skin. Which can be burned with the laser.
Degeneracy.
 
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Just a fact of life.

You guys want to become "muh slayers", but you are afraid of STDs? :feelshaha:
I came to the conclusion that a 2D waifu is the best you can have nowadays, im going for that.
 
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Well tbh that hurt, cause im Finn actually. Just my parents russian.

The problem is I look fucking Italian. I come to their door, saying I'm finnish. Then the bitch sees im Brunette. And closes the door in front of my face. So this is why i do not say my real nationality.

But now im thinking to start saying im Italian :ROFLMAO:
y do they hate Russians? Do they think Russians ugly, or hate their politics?
 
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How do you know, Son? :feelshehe:

And where else to post? Point me to the place... I have been banned on Reddit :pepefrown:

No, I'm saving for a knee replacement surgery.
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:woke::feelsree:
brootal oldcel do you even lift
 
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y do they hate Russians? Do they think Russians ugly, or hate their politics?
Esscorts fuck 70-year-olds... Don't think looks matter.

Just all the TV propaganda against russians. "Muh every russian is a war criminal" and so forth... After all escorts are low-IQ. :bigbrain:
 
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that comment was brutal. you should've smacked that bitch in the back of her head.
 
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that comment was brutal. you should've smacked that bitch in the back of her head.
While it was an option, i would prefer to stay outside of prison :feelsokman:
 

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