I visited an escort: report

[Deleted member 22191]

Some user asked me to write a report about visiting the escort, which I chose in this thread:

Which escort do you think I should fornicate with next?

Planning to visit an escort soon. But have not decided which one yet. I know cultured people here can help me choose. :feelshehe: Girl 1: Pros: best body Cons: possible butter face. Not clear about services. GIrl 2: Pros: Good face and body visible even under the pixelation. Fellow Slav...

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So, in the end, I chose the girl #6.

In the morning, I decided to go the first choice of the Poll, the Ukranian Stacy:

However, after writing a message to her, I did not get a response for 1 hour at least. I thought she was unresponsive. I got the reply later, but I already agreed with another girl.

Then, I checked the LARP-GigaStacy.

I asked her to prove her photos, and send me the photos of her where she holds today's newspaper, or a photos where she is touching her nose. She literally blocked me. Good riddance.

Then, girl #3, Cuban Goddess:

She was unfortunately in another city today.

Thus the choice was between the silicone-Czech girl, and professional DD-cup girl.

For some reason, I decided to go with #6, because she looked more natural to me. Thus, I contacted the girl #6. After some short FaceControl - she ensured I am White. I agreed to meet her. The services I had included Oral WithOut, kissing, AND anal.

So, when i arrived, i was met by a tall girl, who was in her late 20s. Her face was robust LTB BUT her BODY more than made up for it. Her tits were indeed DD, and she had a nice ass, and wonderful curves.

What I did NOT like, is that she lied about her height, or measured her morning height. She claimed 177cm. however, I AM 177 CM! So, when I took off my shoes with lifts, I still stood around 3-4 cm taller than her (determined by the eye level) barefoot. So, she turned out to be ~174cm. However, it was a minor thing.

She met me in this underwear:
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Looked exactly like this photo above.

After the exchange of Cash (300 Euro), and a short shower, we went to business. She was great at kissing. And her blowjob was great. After 69, I did her in 3 positions: missionary, doggy, AND cowgirl. Her riding was REALLY good, so I just came.

Then, i lied with her on the bed, hugging her. In the background, her phone has been rabidly ringing with WatsApp messages: thirsty chads and grandpas were trying to learn the prices. We just talked about weird stuff. I asked her why she asked about my nationality. She told me that she checked if I was not African, or in her words "not a 3rd-worlder". Then she complained a lot of Black guys come to her, and tell her they are "Finnish", but then turn out to be "Black"-finnish, and then she has to close the door in front of their faces. She mentioned that she does that because "I had bad experiences", and also that "before i also rejected a russian dude, but you are chill". Because I am russian-finnish, and just plain said im russian when she asked me on the phone, since yeah, i cannot larp as finnish since brunette. I asked her: "How do you know my nationality, if i were from Afghanistan, but said i'm Italian" - she had no answer.

Final pill no one here wants to accept: Racepill

Just browsing twitter, I came across this: Think about it: Ukranian hookers, despite being in a foreign land, having little to no funds, still refuse to sell themselves to non-white people. Since I myself come from a Slavic background, this does not come as a surprise for me. Russian foids...

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Anyways, then we discussed Netflix, she told me she is gonna later send me a WatsApp message with cool Netflix shows ROFL. Still waiting the message. But anyways, it was time to fuck again.

I started with Anal. She was kinda tight. Also when I asked if i inserted to fast, she said: "Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" I am 6,3 (16cm) x 4,7 (12.2cm). While it was a little painful to my feelings, the anal was nice. She also simulated (or really liked it idk), so her moans sounded really good as I mounted her. Then, I changed the condom, and started fucking her pussy again. Missionary, Doggy, and Riding. The Three Horsemen of Sex. Could not cum, and it was already 1 hour. Then, she gave me the handjob, but i could not cum the second time. So, she finally gave up, and told me my time was up. I had a shower, and dressed. She kissed me and told me she would be happy to see me again in a month. Hehe well, she was good tbh.

Going home was a little sad, since I felt like I did not accomplish my mission completely. So, I just called my LTB FWB girl. Had great sex. And fully released all tensions.

Good day it was.

thats so hot nigga

 

[SEPRAY]

I started with Anal.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" I am 6,3

Another proof that 6,5 is average.

 

[BoneDensity]

"Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" I am 6,3 (16cm) x 4,7 (12.2cm)

Blackpilled agian

 

[Deleted member 19036]

Eating out prostitutes actually INSANELY GOOD.

They clean themselves up REALLY WELL. Right before you arrive. I never had any issues with it. Their clitoris does not smell bad, nor taste bad.

While I almost vomited a few times doing this with "regular" girls tbh. I do not even do cunni on normal girls anymore. Too many of them do not shave properly, or do not clean up RIGHT BEFORE THE INTERCOURSE.

bitches are dirty asf. hookers cleanup cuz they want you to settle down and be their repeat customer

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

>Larping fag who has posted 0 proof or even text conversations, yet constantly brags about his alleged slays

I actually showed @TRUE_CEL the foid he can confirm it’s not a “larp”. Once again you dumb mother fucker bitch I won’t post any girls or myself on this site. If my posts annoy you so much put me on ignore or stfu

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Another proof that 6,5 is average.

Yup. 7 x 5 is the average. Mah 5 inches. Nobody cares about some oldcel dicklets with ED.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Yup. 7 x 5 is the average. Mah 5 inches. Nobody cares about some oldcel dicklets with ED.

Exactly the dick cope on here is crazy.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Exactly the dick cope on here is crazy.

Tbh why even care about it as long as you can pee properly.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Tbh why even care about it as long as you can pee properly.

Health overall. I'd chop my 7x5 off if it cured my tinnitus.

 

[.*my*.]

OP trying to build a relationship with a hooker. Pathetic.

This is why escortmaxxing is bad for incels. You will fall in love and wait for her to discuss netflix with you JFL.

 

[St.TikTokcel]

Health overall. I'd chop my 7x5 off if it cured my tinnitus.

Yeah but how does dick size correlates with health?

 

[Artemis]

Of course the Slav picked a fellow Ukie...

This one was Czech

I could not meet the Ukie one cause she was unavailable when i was arranging....

 

[Artemis]

OP trying to build a relationship with a hooker. Pathetic.

This is why escortmaxxing is bad for incels. You will fall in love and wait for her to discuss netflix with you JFL.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Cope it aint dick pill, the reason they reject black guys is cuz they are afraid of getting robbed.

so if ur white you can go there, pay her, fuck her, and then take ur money back and leave? nobody will suspect a thing cuz ur a whiteboi?

 

[juste]

She met me in this underwear:

shows a picture from the site

 

[Artemis]

shows a picture from the site

Looked exactly the same tbh

Or what did you expect? That I barge in her place with a camera and cinema crew?

 

[juste]

Looked exactly the same tbh

Or what did you expect? That I barge in her place with a camera and cinema crew?

 

[HighClassMaxing]

"Nah, you are small, so it is no problem" I am 6,3 (16cm) x 4,7 (12.2cm)

 

[Piratecel]

so if ur white you can go there, pay her, fuck her, and then take ur money back and leave? nobody will suspect a thing cuz ur a whiteboi?

Whitecels who see escorts are natural born simps and are too high inhib to try and rob.
That's why they are not seen as a threat just easy money.

 

[Michael Myers]

I actually showed @TRUE_CEL the foid he can confirm it’s not a “larp”. Once again you dumb mother fucker bitch I won’t post any girls or myself on this site. If my posts annoy you so much put me on ignore or stfu

I can confirm I saw the pictures.

 

[Deleted member 22627]

Mirrin

 

[Deleted member 21735]

you gotta be rly horny to fuck those my man

 

[Brus Wane]

Why the fuck does everyone on this form have 6 inches or bigger?!?!?!?
Should not have read. I'm gonna rope.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I can confirm I saw the pictures.

Tag that chink retard @kumquat who thinks everybody is as dumb as him to show their face and slays on this fbi watchlist site

 

[Michael Myers]

Tag that chink retard @kumquat who thinks everybody is as dumb as him to show their face and slays on this fbi watchlist site

He’s curry.

 

[Artemis]

you gotta be rly horny to fuck those my man

Yes I am ngl... i quite enjoy it... unfortunately, i have not enough money, i would have them every day

 

[Artemis]

Why the fuck does everyone on this form have 6 inches or bigger?!?!?!?
Should not have read. I'm gonna rope.

Bone pressed, with good erection. @TRUE_CEL says its above average. So i do not see any problem if you are within 5-6 inch range.

PS. Also, the people who admit they have 6-inchers, are way more likely to admit it here, than those who don't have 6-inchers.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

imagine having fillers and still seeing escorts

 

[Artemis]

imagine having fillers and still seeing escorts

I also have a hair transplant.

I am also scheduling rhinoplasty and facelift soon. I have a fwb. And i plan to find a young beautiful girl for another fwb.

and I STILL WILL BE VISITING ESCORTS

This is a lifestyle tbh...

 

[Michael Myers]

Bone pressed, with good erection. @TRUE_CEL says its above average. So i do not see any problem if you are within 5-6 inch range.

PS. Also, the people who admit they have 6-inchers, are way more likely to admit it here, than those who don't have 6-inchers.

Correct.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

I am also scheduling rhinoplasty and facelift soon

another oldcel cuck

 

[Michael Myers]

Why the fuck does everyone on this form have 6 inches or bigger?!?!?!?
Should not have read. I'm gonna rope.

Just like dick measuring studies, there’s a participation bias. Aside from that there’s also LARPers on the internet. If you’re at least 5.2 BP you are completely average.

 

[Artemis]

another oldcel cuck

Don't diss me, Zoomer

You will soon be 30+ too, you know...

 

[Brus Wane]

Just like dick measuring studies, there’s a participation bias. Aside from that there’s also LARPers on the internet. If you’re at least 5.2 BP you are completely average.

Giga lifefuel tbh
Girth is a whole different pill tho

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Don't diss me, Zoomer

You will soon be 30+ too, you know...

its over for you, dad

30 plus, posting on the teen forum, regular escort customer.

Shouldn't you be saving for kids and not for a facelift at your age?

 

[Artemis]

Whitecels who see escorts are natural born simps and are too high inhib to try and rob.
That's why they are not seen as a threat just easy money.

And then you are surprised the girls refuse to c black dudes even for a fat pack of cash?

You are a part of the problem tbh... spoiling the life of regular black-cels...

 

[Michael Myers]

Giga lifefuel tbh
Girth is a whole different pill tho

What are your stats bhai?

 

[looksmaxxed]

why do you want to be same height as her you faggot, do you want to fuck men?

 

[Artemis]

its over for you, dad

How do you know, Son?

30 plus, posting on the teen forum, regular escort customer.

And where else to post? Point me to the place... I have been banned on Reddit

Shouldn't you be saving for kids and not for a facelift at your age?

No, I'm saving for a knee replacement surgery.

 

[Brus Wane]

Bone pressed, with good erection. @TRUE_CEL says its above average. So i do not see any problem if you are within 5-6 inch range.

PS. Also, the people who admit they have 6-inchers, are way more likely to admit it here, than those who don't have 6-inchers.

A hooker that doesn't take BBC called you small at 6+
Brutally over for sub 6 tbh

What are your stats bhai?

5.5 bonepressed
I'm obese rn but bp is supposed to be accurate for all weights ... so brutal

 

[Michael Myers]

5.5 bonepressed
I'm obese rn but bp is supposed to be accurate for all weights ... so brutal

You are slightly above average, so you’re good my man. I created a thread about this a few days ago.

The average penis size is 5.16" BP with 4.59" girth.

Do NOT believe any other numbers you see on here. 15,521 men partook in this combined mega-study so it is far more accurate than any other (self-)reported study that you may come across. Something important to note is that these measurements were taken by a third party (often a medical...

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[Artemis]

why do you want to be same height as her

It is my recent hobby, having tall women.

Actually, I want her to be TALLER than me. But I cannot find a suitable specimen. Women are too heightist... tall goddesses do not want to date my short 177cm ass

you faggot, do you want to fuck men?

Well, I'm registered here...

So definitely sth gay is inside me...

 

[Artemis]

I'm obese rn but bp is supposed to be accurate for all weights ... so brutal

Measurement stats is one thing... but if you are OBESE, you are literally taking away 1-2cm out of your insertable length... and the erection quality is LOWER.

Get lean.

 

[Brus Wane]

Measurement stats is one thing... but if you are OBESE, you are literally taking away 1-2cm out of your insertable length... and the erection quality is LOWER.

Get lean.

Yes bhai
I'm intermittentfastingmaxxing & cardiomaxxing

 

[Mako]

Mirin, too bad I'm broke to visit one

 

[Deleted member 25059]

How do you know, Son?

And where else to post? Point me to the place... I have been banned on Reddit

No, I'm saving for a knee replacement surgery.

are you 40 like @Gonthar

 

[Artemis]

are you 40 like @Gonthar

No im 34.

At 40, I hope to earn enough to do this:

 

[Gargamel]

Great escortmaxing.

I used to visit a lot of escorts but it gets boring after awhile since there is no real intimacy.

Damn 300 euro is insane. I remember busting nuts in 19-year-old htb for like 40 euro an hour. But then again, I'm from EE.

Keep up the escort grind while the novelty and excitement are there.

I'm 6.5x 5 NBP and that comment was brutal lol.

Thank god my gf is tight, it would be terrifying to meet with a loose woman.

 

[TITUS]

I never liked escorts, the ones that do not kiss are boring and the ones that do kiss i keep thinking im going to get an STD from them.
Nevertheless, you can learn great sex tips from them, like using mirrors while fucking and whatnot. They are experts on hooking people up on sex.