[Serious] I'm going to Kiev, Ukraine

Mr_Norwood

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This thread is mainly for posterity... The calm before the storm (main thread) haha

I've booked a Ryanair flight to Kiev for a few days. My flight was very cheap £45 British pounds from Manchester.

Yes. It's only for a few days, but I'm just going there initially to get the lay of the land, check things out and hopefully make a few connections. I hope to take some selfie images near some landmarks for future Tinder accounts that I will leave "sat" in Ukraine cities prior to other visits.

I made a new Tinder account and placed myself in Kiev.. Things are looking very nice already with a few matches :D
i get absolutely next to nothing in the UK.

I will start messaging my matches next week and pretend I'm already there... pretend I am living in Kiev, build up some rapport and arrange dates for when i'm really there.






I'm torn between booking a whole apartment for myself on AirBnB or booking a private room in one of those travelers hostel places. Both have advantages.
 
Damo the incel

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Are they hotter or uglier than UK foids
 
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This is the Crimean war all over again
 
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Are there any Ukrainian Chads? With a few exceptions (Serbians maybe?), most Eastern European men are subhuman
 
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Good on you for taking action. Best of luck.
 
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Good luck to you man, be careful, and I hope the best of success for you.
 
Mr_Norwood

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It would be good for @itsOVER to chime in with some of his date experiences...

Meeting for a date Is probably easy.. but how to get them back to the apartment?

"wanna come to watch some TV"?
"Wanna come for dinner? I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight"
"Hey, can you come and look at my TV, i messed up the settings and i can't read Russian"
 
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It would be good for @itsOVER to chime in with some of his date experiences...

Meeting for a date Is probably easy.. but how to get them back to the apartment?

"wanna come to watch some TV"?
"Wanna come for dinner? I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight"
"Hey, can you come and look at my TV, i messed up the settings and i can't read Russian"
"Wanna see my furry collection?"
 
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It would be good for @itsOVER to chime in with some of his date experiences...

Meeting for a date Is probably easy.. but how to get them back to the apartment?

"wanna come to watch some TV"?
"Wanna come for dinner? I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tonight"
"Hey, can you come and look at my TV, i messed up the settings and i can't read Russian"
In Ukraine one time I went to the foids place, one time I suggested we go back to mine after a few drinks in the park 'cos it's cold here'. Twice I suggested to the chick we get pizza and watch a movie in my room (many pizzas were slayed on that trip ngl). Actually I did that one 3x, but only got laid twice doing it.

The Russian chick I said she should come over and I'd cook dinner for us. She did.

For sure, it's a lot harder than Asia. Still doable though with enough persistence.
 
Mr_Norwood

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In Ukraine one time I went to the foids place, one time I suggested we go back to mine after a few drinks in the park 'cos it's cold here'. Twice I suggested to the chick we get pizza and watch a movie in my room (many pizzas were slayed on that trip ngl). Actually I did that one 3x, but only got laid twice doing it.

The Russian chick I said she should come over and I'd cook dinner for us. She did.

For sure, it's a lot harder than Asia. Still doable though with enough persistence.
Thanks, you've given me some inspiration.
 
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Good luck. £45 is really cheap. How much is the hotel you're staying at. Might go there myself if it's cheap.
 
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Make sure you to keep detailed reports so you can report back to your greatest mcm80ns on this forum
 
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Life fuel.
 
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Ukraine me
 
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I am getting matches on tinder but I've started being very picky now..

I am avoiding 9/10s, and anything that looks like an instagram Thot / Whore / Money grabber

Here's a prime example



A "Classy lady"
wants a "successful man"
"if you want to catch my attention"

Hahah :D


If i am going to slay, it will be with down to earth moderately attractive women with normal jobs.
 
Mr_Norwood

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Seriously thinking of bringing my trip forward.

Tinder is awesome. Too good to be true.

 
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Just remember 3 phrases:

Я люблю тебя
ты сексуальный
Я хочу трахнуть тебя
 

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