It happened again.

[JohnDoe]

I saw someone in Islamabad who actually looked like him, unfortunately he was short. He worked at the airport.

zoomers don't know brody is a pussy magnet kek, being tall matters though, i think brody is like 6'1

 

[Michael Myers]

has she messaged you first

She often texts me first, yes. But I also text her first often, we aren’t playing games.

 

[9cel]

basically she settle for u because she didnt get to fuck chad

 

[Michael Myers]

zoomers don't know brody is a pussy magnet kek, being tall matters though, i think brody is like 6'1

Yeah, if it weren’t for the edits I never would have known. I mean, online I already saw people simping for him but I thought they were post-wall roasties. JFL. And yes, he’s 6’1” but he’s also got green eyes.

 

[Michael Myers]

basically she settle for u because she didnt get to fuck chad

Oh, if you scroll up you’ll see I said she wants to marry me. She brings it up often. It’s funny she wants to marry an incel even though she’s had a bunch of relationships first. I never asked her bodycount but I think it’s 10. @NotCarv

 

[JohnDoe]

Yeah, if it weren’t for the edits I never would have known. I mean, online I already saw people simping for him but I thought they were post-wall roasties. JFL. And yes, he’s 6’1” but he’s also got green eyes.

Somehow his nose gives him unique appeal and is actually a halo for him. He's not prettyboy chad #3273, brody is brody in hollywood 1 of 1. Not sure what zoomer girls think of him but i know millenial women love him.

 

[JohnDoe]

Oh, if you scroll up you’ll see I said she wants to marry me. She brings it up often. It’s funny she wants to marry an incel even though she’s had a bunch of relationships first. I never asked her bodycount but I think it’s 10. @NotCarv

bhai what's going on here? you have girls calling you brody and asking to marry you? FAKECEL????

 

[Carv]

Oh, if you scroll up you’ll see I said she wants to marry me. She brings it up often. It’s funny she wants to marry an incel even though she’s had a bunch of relationships first. I never asked her bodycount but I think it’s 10. @NotCarv

Is she a hoejabi?

 

[Michael Myers]

Somehow his nose gives him unique appeal and is actually a halo for him. He's not prettyboy chad #3273, brody is brody in hollywood 1 of 1. Not sure what zoomer girls think of him but i know millenial women love him.

It’s actually his nose that gets the most compliments rather than anything else. And here I wanted to get a plastic surgery for it years ago. I would have cucked myself even more. Not all but plenty of zoomer girls love this guy, they’re obsessed with him. Lifefuel.

 

[Michael Myers]

bhai what's going on here? you have girls calling you brody and asking to marry you? FAKECEL????

She’s got a bodycount of 10 maybe and she wants kids so she’s not something for me.

 

[Michael Myers]

Is she a hoejabi?

She’s an atheist and she’s Latina.

 

[russiancelreturns]

She often texts me first, yes. But I also text her first often, we aren’t playing games.

FAKECEL... FUCKING MED GO... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH YOURSELF.

 

[JohnDoe]

It’s actually his nose that gets the most compliments rather than anything else. And here I wanted to get a plastic surgery for it years ago. I would have cucked myself even more. Not all but plenty of zoomer girls love this guy, they’re obsessed with him. Lifefuel.

The difference between him and most paki noses is that his is actually thin while our noses are wide/fat which is a turn
off, 10 bodycount? 10 too many.

 

[n0rthface]

nosecels rejoice.

 

[Diarrhoea]

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She meant Adrien Brody.

Both men and women have told me I look like him, but I don’t really see it myself.

Either way, after seeing how many simps he has on TikTok, I don’t even mind. It’s a compliment.

Fucking fakecel bru

 

[Michael Myers]

FAKECEL... FUCKING MED GO... YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO WITH YOURSELF.

She’s not my type because she wants kids and I don’t. She then said she was going to cuck me because she didn’t want her kids to have a Jew nose. @JohnDoe @NotCarv

 

[vermillioncorefan]

alright bro we get it ur a slayer who bitches always compare to chads and u text soooo many bitches it’s such a big problem for u wow i feel so bad for u SIKE fakecel ass

 

[russiancelreturns]

She’s not my type because she wants kids and I don’t. She then said she was going to cuck me because she didn’t want her kids to have a Jew nose. @JohnDoe @NotCarv

Med problems. Im a worthless slavic scum so I dont have these kind of problems

 

[Michael Myers]

The difference between him and most paki noses is that his is actually thin while our noses are wide/fat which is a turn
off, 10 bodycount? 10 too many.

Yeah, his nose is actually thin. My chaddam-prettyboy friend pointed that out when I thought he was insulting me. Said to me he looks good. lol.

 

[Michael Myers]

nosecels rejoice.
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Hahahaha apparently he didn’t like this.

 

[Michael Myers]

Fucking fakecel bru

I’m a 28 year old dateless KHHV.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I look like the shit I took this morning that’s the only thing I resemble

 

[Michael Myers]

alright bro we get it ur a slayer who bitches always compare to chads and u text soooo many bitches it’s such a big problem for u wow i feel so bad for u SIKE fakecel ass

How can I be a fakecel when I’m gonna be a wizard in early 2026? And this is the only woman I text.

 

[Michael Myers]

Med problems. Im a worthless slavic scum so I dont have these kind of problems

You mog me to hell and back.

 

[philosopher]

very interesting, when was the first time someone told you that you look like him?

 

[human304]

 

[Michael Myers]

I look like the shit I took this morning that’s the only thing I resemble

Mogs me still.

 

[Carv]

She’s not my type because she wants kids and I don’t. She then said she was going to cuck me because she didn’t want her kids to have a Jew nose. @JohnDoe @NotCarv

my type of gal thats funny

 

[n0rthface]

She’s not my type because she wants kids and I don’t. She then said she was going to cuck me because she didn’t want her kids to have a Jew nose. @JohnDoe @NotCarv

why dont u want kids?

 

[AustinCutler]

he was in king kong this was his gf:

 

[AustinCutler]

why dont u want kids?

coz thats cucked

 

[Michael Myers]

very interesting, when was the first time someone told you that you look like him?

When my chaddam-prettyboy started caging and wanted to show something to me, JFL. He called his nephews and turned on the TV, it was Brody in King Kong. JFL. Then his nephews pointed at the screen and said “uncle Michael Myers!” Then my friend said they (his nephews and his sister) were watching the movie and that his sister said “That guy looks like Michael Myers.” And then later on, a Turkish-Kurd said I look like that guy from the Pianist and every friend he ran into he asked “Doesn’t he look like that pianist guy?” And all of them said yes. But I did not count them when I said “around 10 people have said it.”

 

[russiancelreturns]

You mog me to hell and back.

no foids dmed me first

 

[Michael Myers]

my type of gal thats funny

Move to the south, you can have her.

 

[Michael Myers]

why dont u want kids?

I’m a philosophical pessimist. I believe there is more evil than good so I would not be cruel enough to bring someone into this world.

 

[Michael Myers]

he was in king kong this was his gf:

King Kong was just a movie about a deathnik (Kong) stealing a white woman (damsel in distress) and white guys getting their revenge on him for stealing a white woman. Deathnik died over a white girl. Truly tragic. @n0rthface

 

[Michael Myers]

no foids dmed me first

That’s because we don’t allow women here. Otherwise you’d have some of them messaging you.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Also, Adrien Brody is light skinned
I thought u were a shitskin

 

[AustinCutler]

King Kong was just a movie about a deathnik (Kong) stealing a white woman (damsel in distress) and white guys getting their revenge on him for stealing a white woman. Deathnik died over a white girl. Truly tragic. @n0rthface

jfl imagine these guys were fighting against a gorilla for a thot lol its so over for them

 

[russiancelreturns]

Also, Adrien Brody is light skinned
I thought u were a shitskin

brody is a kike so basically inbred arab shitskin

 

[Michael Myers]

Also, Adrien Brody is light skinned
I thought u were a shitskin

I am definitely a shitskin. I called myself “ugly brown version of Adrien” for a while on here.

But my skin is susceptible to light so I don’t look as brown as I really am sometimes when I go outside.

I took this just now indoors.

 

[Michael Myers]

jfl imagine these guys were fighting against a gorilla for a thot lol its so over for them

It never began. I almost cried for Kong. It was so sad.

 

[Michael Myers]

brody is a kike so basically inbred arab shitskin

I’m Pakistani and not Arabic. But definitely an Indic shitskin.

 

[JohnDoe]

She’s not my type because she wants kids and I don’t. She then said she was going to cuck me because she didn’t want her kids to have a Jew nose. @JohnDoe @NotCarv

Tales, no way thiss latina said jew nose, stupid fucking slut. Should have told her that her pussy is the size of the grand canyon

 

[JohnDoe]

I’m a philosophical pessimist. I believe there is more evil than good so I would not be cruel enough to bring someone into this world.

bhai you're going to die alone

 

[Michael Myers]

Tales, no way thiss latina said jew nose, stupid fucking slut. Should have told her that her pussy is the size of the grand canyon

.

 

[Michael Myers]

bhai you're going to die alone

Did you just put nazar on me? It really be ya own… nah I could marry a divorcee or someone who already has kids. If I really don’t want to be alone. But I’m fine with being alone. I’m used to it.

 

[JohnDoe]

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nosecels... we can't stop being humiliated

 

[JohnDoe]

Did you just put nazar on me? It really be ya own… nah I could marry a divorcee or someone who already has kids. If I really don’t want to be alone. But I’m fine with being alone. I’m used to it.

divorcee with kids is your only hope if you don't want kids. You raen't finding a paki girl who doesnt want kids lol

 

[Michael Myers]

nosecels... we can't stop being humiliated

She’s cool though I wouldn’t say anything like that to her, JFL.