List of unfixable falios in 2023 and any ideas on how to fix any of them?

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1. long midface caused by a long nose (you can fix it if caused by downgrowth with a ccw rotation, not a long nose)

2. Gay alien skull

3. Low PFL

4. Aging

5. shit colored eyes

6.Narrow Skull

7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)

8. Shit Median Canthlus

9. extreme long Philtrum

10. Extreme narrow face

11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)
 
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If you have all of these roping will likely help
 
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Zenis said:
1. long midface caused by a long nose (you can fix it if caused by downgrowth with a ccw rotation, not a long nose)

2. Gay alien skull

3. Low PFL

4. Aging

5. shit colored eyes

6.Narrow Skull

7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)

8. Shit Median Canthlus

9. extreme long Philtrum

10. Extreme narrow face

11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)
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all of this is fixable except 7
 
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Primal diet can fix thick fat have different fat distirbution it can make bogger face while looking lean and hide upper eyelid exposure scott primal has that
 
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cope thread

gosling have almost all of this traits and foids thirst for him
 
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yeah, i would prob kill myself before thinking of anything else, just get a shotgun and blow your brains out.
 
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Sens said:
muh status pill, plenty of people with higher status and better looks yet women don't thirst for them
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He’s famous because of love nt jb movies
 
i repeat CCW does not fix MIDFACE. It just improves total fwhr. The midface will always stay the same
 
narrow face & narrow skull are the same thing
 
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Are you retarted? He has a extermly wide face
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He has above-average width, but I think the angularity of his face gives the perception of an even wider face
 

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Mealworm said:
He has above-average width, but I think the angularity of his face gives the perception of an even wider face
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I think Richard is an example of someone with a very wide face
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chadintraining said:
His doesn’t look as wide in other photos
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Farther distance, but to be honest man Richard looked like a different person in every picture is very weird
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His face also looks very wide here
 
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Zenis said:
1. long midface caused by a long nose (you can fix it if caused by downgrowth with a ccw rotation, not a long nose)

2. Gay alien skull

3. Low PFL

4. Aging

5. shit colored eyes

6.Narrow Skull

7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)

8. Shit Median Canthlus

9. extreme long Philtrum

10. Extreme narrow face

11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)
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these are brutal asf cope is the only solution
 
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Zenis said:
4. Aging
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Collagen and elastin regeneration, bone regeneration, fat pad regeneration, facial workouts, and Bryan Johnson's blueprint protocol.
 
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6.Narrow Skull
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This one is tough, literally caused by developmental malnutrition or just poor inherited morphology
 
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7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)
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Usually malnourishment or death-tier genetics causes this, not very fixable with current technology, or at least, it'll be expensive, painful, damaging and will leave you out of proportion.
 
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FutureSlayer said:
thats more of a statuspill
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Statuspill doesn't really exist.

if I get 1 billion impressions on a shit ad, I'll get at least 1,000 sales.
if I get 100 impressions on a a fantastic ad, with perfect targeting, I can get like 90 sales.

The conversion rate of the first is tera dog shit
the conversion rate of the second is very, very good.

now imagine if advertiser a said that they're doing better than advertiser b, really?

advertiser a is selling undesirable stuff in an undesirable way. the high impressions and getting more sales than advertiser b doesn't really change the desirability.

advertiser b wins here since what he sells and how it's presented is so compelling that 90% of people who see it buy.

Ryan gosling is like the first example. Conversion rate is still the same. just more impressions.
When in reality, if ryan gosling was only known by 100 people, he wouldn't be as well off as Chad.

IMAGINE IF CHAD WAS FAMOUS :whatfeels:
 
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High-IQ response incoming pookie!!
Here are some soft fixes because the average person can not afford OBO.

1. long midface caused by a long nose (you can fix it if caused by down growth with a ccw rotation, not a long nose)

long and fluffy hair that flares out your neck and long, thick, majestic eyebrows (assuming your eyebrows are at least medium-set and only slightly negatively tilted at worst.

2. Gay alien skull

Long hair strikes once again, but this can only fix your gay alien occiput.

3. Low PFL

Assuming it's not Jared Leto's bottom 1% PFL then again long, thick, majestic eyebrows.

4. Aging

12 gauge

5. shit colored eyes

Who gives a fuck.

6.Narrow Skull

Jaw fillers if you have inward gonions because of narrow skull + inward gonions = death. If you have straight/flared gonions then guess what .. HAIR AND EYEBROWS.

7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)

.357 Magnum

8. Shit Median Canthlus

Glock

9. extreme long Philtrum

Assuming it's not St. Philtrumcel tier... A vertical genioplasty can help to balance it out assuming your philtrum is long IN COMPARISON to your chin .. Mustache?

10. Extreme narrow face

Same shit as narrow skull.

11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)

Eyebrows... It really helps trust me, those brows have to be zayn mailk tier.






I hate niggers am strokin my shi rn my friend wanted me to put this
 
Zenis said:
1. long midface caused by a long nose (you can fix it if caused by downgrowth with a ccw rotation, not a long nose)

2. Gay alien skull

3. Low PFL

4. Aging

5. shit colored eyes

6.Narrow Skull

7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)

8. Shit Median Canthlus

9. extreme long Philtrum

10. Extreme narrow face

11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)
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The eye colour is just cope in my opinion, and having T50 isn't a failo, although if you're retarted enough you can go try laser surgery and risk go blind to have grey uncanny eyes
 
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High-IQ response incoming pookie!!
Here are some soft fixes because the average person can not afford OBO.

1. long midface caused by a long nose (you can fix it if caused by down growth with a ccw rotation, not a long nose)

long and fluffy hair that flares out your neck and long, thick, majestic eyebrows (assuming your eyebrows are at least medium-set and only slightly negatively tilted at worst.

2. Gay alien skull

Long hair strikes once again, but this can only fix your gay alien occiput.

3. Low PFL

Assuming it's not Jared Leto's bottom 1% PFL then again long, thick, majestic eyebrows.

4. Aging

12 gauge

5. shit colored eyes

Who gives a fuck.

6.Narrow Skull

Jaw fillers if you have inward gonions because of narrow skull + inward gonions = death. If you have straight/flared gonions then guess what .. HAIR AND EYEBROWS.

7.Extermly short (that even with LL you will be a manlet cuck)

.357 Magnum

8. Shit Median Canthlus

Glock

9. extreme long Philtrum

Assuming it's not St. Philtrumcel tier... A vertical genioplasty can help to balance it out assuming your philtrum is long IN COMPARISON to your chin .. Mustache?

10. Extreme narrow face

Same shit as narrow skull.

11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)

Eyebrows... It really helps trust me, those brows have to be zayn mailk tier.






I hate niggers am strokin my shi rn my friend wanted me to put this
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All stupid cope that mask the problem which will be caught instead of fixing jt
 
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11. Shit eye spacing (your not getting obo nigger we know it)
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A successful Aesthetic orbital box osteotomy case was just performed these days
 
Zenis said:
All stupid cope that mask the problem which will be caught instead of fixing jt
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if it masks the problem then why the fuck fix it?
 
zxxz said:
if it masks the problem then why the fuck fix it?
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Because you cant get away with frauding for ever you dumbass
 
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