My mom is really hot

[Deleted member 1084]

I hadn't really inspected my mom's face before, but she has really nice cheekbones, lips, nose, just about everything. And dark brown hair, blue eyes and a dark complexion... she mogs 90%+ of females I see my own age. No wonder I'm so facially attractive. She has a really nice ass too. Maybe I should Oedipusmaxx.

 

[Extra Chromosome]

 

[Deleted member 1084]

Volcel if you don't ascend by Oedipusmaxxing

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Just fuck your Mom bro

 

[Extra Chromosome]

Volcel if you don't ascend by Oedipusmaxxing

Maybe you just need to wank.

 

[ZUZZCEL]

do it srs, set up some sort of trap or something, like walk in on her with your clothes off and ur penis erect etc.


casually do this,


eventually ask if u can sleep in the same bed as her since ur bed broke.


just ease ur way in srs.


u got this

 

[Deleted member 1084]

Maybe you just need to wank.

This is my brain on day 3 of nofap tbh

 

[Insomniac]

 

[UndercovrNormie]

Tfw sluts leave nice guys like you in the Freudzone.

 

[Coping]

Does she have big tits? Lemme fuck ur mother boyo I’ll give her best sex of her life srs

 

[RichardSpencel]

do it srs, set up some sort of trap or something, like walk in on her with your clothes off and ur penis erect etc.


casually do this,


eventually ask if u can sleep in the same bed as her since ur bed broke.


just ease ur way in srs.


u got this

Dude u have issues.




But I would tbh

 

[Deleted member 1084]

Does she have big tits? Lemme fuck ur mother boyo I’ll give her best sex of her life srs

She has small tits, her biggest failo tbh. She was known as the ass girl in high school, her best friend was known as the tits girl.

 

[Coping]

She has small tits, her biggest failo tbh. She was known as the ass girl in high school, her best friend was known as the tits girl.

FUCK I would anal her best friend for sure but her as well maybe a threesome would be great

 

[Extra Chromosome]

 

[CupOfCoffee]

She has small tits, her biggest failo tbh. She was known as the ass girl in high school, her best friend was known as the tits girl.

I won't ask how you know these details...

 

[Deleted member 1084]

I won't ask how you know these details...

She told me bro

 

[CupOfCoffee]

She told me bro

Serious just fuck her already you have a serious complex

 

[Coping]

Set up hidden camera in shower and post her nudes here

 

[Insomniac]

Incest sounds like a ‘rootin tootin good time. YeeHaw!

 

[Deleted member 1084]

Serious just fuck her already you have a serious complex

I just need to date a girl who looks like her, I can’t actually fuck my mom unfortunately.

Incest sounds like a ‘rootin tootin good time. YeeHaw!

Incest is a forced meme

 

[ChoSeungHui]

er

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I just need to date a girl who looks like her, I can’t actually fuck my mom unfortunately.

Tbh I have a tendency of being attracted to girls who are attractive versions of my mom. My mom used to look attractive in her younger pictures, fucking aged terribly though

 

[ChoSeungHui]

tfw mom was 4'10

 

[Coping]

Tbh I have a tendency of being attracted to girls who are attractive versions of my mom. My mom used to look attractive in her younger pictures, fucking aged terribly though

I believe mothers should be fucking their sons regularly to help save them from inceldom and meet their sexual needs high iq srs

 

[ChoSeungHui]

I believe mothers should be fucking their sons regularly to help save them from inceldom and meet their sexual needs high iq srs

?

 

[CupOfCoffee]

I believe mothers should be fucking their sons regularly to help save them from inceldom and meet their sexual needs high iq srs

"Oh boys, mommy has a surprise for you"

 

[Deleted member 1084]

tfw mom was 4'10

My mom is 5’4”, nearly optimal height ratio of 1:1.09 with me. I’m taller than my dad now so I can heightcuck him

 

[Coping]

"Oh boys, mommy has a surprise for you"

Fucking CAGED hard ?

 

[Deleted member 1084]

If I don’t get a looksmatched brunette gf within the next week it’s over for me, I can’t believe I’ve arrived at the point of oediupusmaxxing.

 

[Coping]

If I don’t get a looksmatched brunette gf within the next week it’s over for me, I can’t believe I’ve arrived at the point of oediupusmaxxing.

Just make a move on her boyo she’s prob tired of ur dads half hard cock anyways

 

[CupOfCoffee]

If I don’t get a looksmatched brunette gf within the next week

Lmao. You'll be lucky if you get a girlfriend 2 points below you within the next 3 years who won't fuck behind your manlet back.

 

[Coping]

Lmao. You'll be lucky if you get a girlfriend 2 points below you within the next 3 years who won't fuck behind your manlet back.

BRUTAL ltrs are a meme boyo don’t fall for it just get some slut fuck buddies

 

[jefferson]

do it srs, set up some sort of trap or something, like walk in on her with your clothes off and ur penis erect etc.


casually do this,


eventually ask if u can sleep in the same bed as her since ur bed broke.


just ease ur way in srs.


u got this

lmao I thought you had made this thread when I saw the title

 

[Deleted member 1084]

Lmao. You'll be lucky if you get a girlfriend 2 points below you within the next 3 years who won't fuck behind your manlet back.

5’9” is not manlet in les Etats-Uni... or is it?

 

[Zeta ascended]

Tbh I have a tendency of being attracted to girls who are attractive versions of my mom. My mom used to look attractive in her younger pictures, fucking aged terribly though

Yeah my mom has the light skin curly hair phenotype(I didn't inherit it tho). Which is the one I'm most attracted to. I just hope I can Betabux for a girl like that who is 15 years younger than me and a virgin just like my dad did. I'm African so it should be possible.
Disclaimer:When I said 15 years younger I meant like I'm 35 and she's 20.

 

[CupOfCoffee]

BRUTAL ltrs are a meme boyo don’t fall for it just get some slut fuck buddies

I won't ever LTR an American girl. I'm almost 90% sure I'm eventually going to marry a good Muslim girl

Disclaimer:When I said 15 years younger I meant like I'm 35 and she's 20.

Busted. Reported to homeland security pervert

 

[Zeta ascended]

I hadn't really inspected my mom's face before, but she has really nice cheekbones, lips, nose, just about everything. And dark brown hair, blue eyes and a dark complexion... she mogs 90%+ of females I see my own age. No wonder I'm so facially attractive. She has a really nice ass too. Maybe I should Oedipusmaxx.

Just walk up to her and say you have a tough time with girls and she'll give you pity sex after that.

 

[Deleted member 1084]

Just walk up to her and say you have a tough time with girls and she'll give you pity sex after that.

She doesn’t care, she just says “you’re so handsome all you have to do is ask out a nice girl” JFL

I won't ever LTR an American girl. I'm almost 90% sure I'm eventually going to marry a good Muslim girl


Busted. Reported to homeland security pervert

mohammedancel = volcel

 

[Zeta ascended]

Busted. Reported to homeland security pervert

We'll my future wife is not even in kindergarten yet so

 

[Coping]

I won't ever LTR an American girl. I'm almost 90% sure I'm eventually going to marry a good Muslim girl


Busted. Reported to homeland security pervert

Same Muslim girls are only way for ltrs and marriage but problem is those could become sluts at anytime as well, no ones fucking safe

 

[rockndogs]

pics

 

[xom]

moms rather fuck their chad sons then marry a cuck its truly over

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Same Muslim girls are only way for ltrs and marriage but problem is those could become sluts at anytime as well, no ones fucking safe

Possible but very unlikely if she's from a good family. Thing is, I'd need to return to Islam and religiousmax, which I will gladly do if my prospects look bleak. How would you do it? They actually don't mind Westerners in the middle east, in fact being white is associated with status, intelligence etc

 

[Coping]

Possible but very unlikely if she's from a good family. Thing is, I'd need to return to Islam and religiousmax, which I will gladly do if my prospects look bleak. How would you do it? They actually don't mind Westerners in the middle east, in fact being white is associated with status, intelligence etc

Where are u planning to go in Middle East to do it? I wouldn’t do this shit until 35 prob tho or when I’m done fucking around

 

[Dude420]

 

[Ritalincel]

Do her

 

[Limerencel]

pic or cope tbh

 

[manlet cUnt]

post her pics you fucking nerd


faggot

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Where are u planning to go in Middle East to do it? I wouldn’t do this shit until 35 prob tho or when I’m done fucking around

Lebanon bro as I'm half Lebanese, decent looking girls too
And no I don't need to be 35, but I'd probably need to have a decent career or at least very good income from other sources.

 

[fendER]

Incests me