Nobody lets me walk anymore

[Lefty Rankin]

Bought me a new car last week. It's a Saab 9-3 hatchback. 2009 but in pretty good condition with no accidents and only one previous owner. Anyways, today I was out with the fam at an apple orchard enjoying some cider and doughnuts, cause that's what I really love to do in the fall season, and when we piled back into my new car it failed to start. After screaming like a lunatic, cursing up a storm, and turning the ignition again and again I finally got the darn thing started. After that I bought a pack of cigarettes while leaving the car running and smoked like a chimney while cursing all the way to the mechanic as my family sat there petrified. When I got there the mechanic told me I got electrical issues.

I took my family members home and then went back to the mechanic. Gave the keys to the desk man. He was a big baldy. I think I might be going bald too. Isn't that cool? Anyways, I digress (shout-out to the late No Joke Howard). As I was leaving the dealership baldy locks asked me If I got a ride home. I told him I didn't but it's alright and I can walk. He asked me where I lived. I told him it's a bit far and but no worries. He continued to pry and I admitted that it's 22 miles away, an 8 hour walk. Long story short he made a big fuss and told me he's gonna get his porter to give me a ride back. I hate it when people pry and make a big fuss. Guy named Josh gave me a ride home and here I am posting this story. This was about 5 hours ago. If it wasn't for that meddling baldy I'd still be walking right now. People suck.

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[Lefty Rankin]

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I know. Nobody comments on my threads anymore.

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

dnr a single thing you wrote

 

[Lefty Rankin]

dnr a single thing you wrote

You better go back and read it butt head. I'm important.

 

[donttrust]

wall of text

 

[IanIachimoe2491]

just refuse the ride if you insist on walking so much, wrote a lot but its a bunch of nothing,

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Bought me a new car last week. It's a Saab 9-3 hatchback. 2009 but in pretty good condition with no accidents and only one previous owner. Anyways, today I was out with the fam at an apple orchard enjoying some cider and doughnuts, cause that's what I really love to do in the fall season, and when we piled back into my new car it failed to start. After screaming like a lunatic, cursing up a storm, and turning the ignition again and again I finally got the darn thing started. After that I bought a pack of cigarettes while leaving the car running and smoked like a chimney while cursing all the way to the mechanic as my family sat there petrified. When I got there the mechanic told me I got electrical issues.

I took my family members home and then went back to the mechanic. Gave the keys to the desk man. He was a big baldy. I think I might be going bald too. Isn't that cool? Anyways, I digress (shout-out to the late No Joke Howard). As I was leaving the dealership baldy locks asked me If I got a ride home. I told him I didn't but it's alright and I can walk. He asked me where I lived. I told him it's a bit far and but no worries. He continued to pry and I admitted that it's 22 miles away, an 8 hour walk. Long story short he made a big fuss and told me he's gonna get his porter to give me a ride back. I hate it when people pry and make a big fuss. Guy named Josh gave me a ride home and here I am posting this story. This was about 5 hours ago. If it wasn't for that meddling baldy I'd still be walking right now. People suck.

@forevergymcelling
@Clark69
@BrahminBoss
@Vermilioncore
@BigJimsWornOutTires
@Aloha
@autistic_tendencies
@radicalrationalist
@sallyportmuslim304
@Zenis
@st.hamudi
@Researcher of Incel
@incelmogger
@AlexBrown84

Go Amish, or stay home.

You can fit the family inside that carriage.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

just refuse the ride if you insist on walking so much, wrote a lot but its a bunch of nothing,

I'll refuse to let you comment on my threads anymore if you're gonna have that sort of attitude.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Dayum mofo wanted to walk eight hours forest gump type shitinnit

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Dayum mofo wanted to walk eight hours forest gump type shitinnit

I'd like to think of myself as more of a Musashi Miyamoto. When I walk those kinds of distances I usually carry a wooden katana in my belt with me and wear one of those pointy hats.

 

[IanIachimoe2491]

I'll refuse to let you comment on my threads anymore if you're gonna have that sort of attitude.

ok i apologize I just said what was on my mind

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You admitted it was 22 miles because you didn't want to walk. You wanted him to call a ride. You could have been leanmaxxing. You are weak, nobody pried. Disgusting.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

You admitted it was 22 miles because you didn't want to walk. You wanted him to call a ride. You could have been leanmaxxing. You are weak, nobody pried. Disgusting.

No, I just don't like to lie to people. He pried when I was just eager to be getting out of there. Anyways, I don't want to leanmaxx. I like being fat.

Isn't that cool?

I just like to walk. I did the same walk in flip flops last week when I went to pick up the car. Started at 3 in the morning and arrived at the dealership at 11.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

No, I just don't like to lie to people. He pried when I was just eager to be getting out of there. Anyways, I don't want to leanmaxx. I like being fat.

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Isn't that cool?

I just like to walk. I did the same walk in flip flops last week when I went to pick up the car. Started at 3 in the morning and arrived at the dealership at 11.

So many gross individuals on the site lately