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[Clavicular]

The medial canthus can be elongated via cog threads along the nose
water cycling is legit
switch potassium chloride for table salt tastes the same
the longer you cook beef the less calories it will yield
mew while swallowing decreases post meal bloat
applying H202 to teeth via q-tip mogs at night
conditioner causes acne specifically closed comedones
use silk bonnets to reduce bedhead and wake up with good hair (the ones blacks wear)
dmso DOES lighten eyes, you dont need the whole elbastordo mix, just dilute dmso with saline to save $
chewing fixes bite occlusion
you can train neck caves and abs daily
you dont need as much gym recovery time as you think, your body adaps and recovers quicker
potatoes are best anti bloat carb, rice is also ok.
dont eat more than 150g of carbs if you want to leanmax
jump rope is the most efficient way for lymphatic drainage
you can achieve lower set brows by pushing them down with PDO, thread above on the forehead and push down
canthoplasty is giga easy to DIY, you can cut the medial canthus and suture it quite easily. not so much the lateral canthus but still doable
lemonbottle is shit compared to aqualx but aqualx lumps temporarily
botox is an easy way to relax the brows and make them lower set, the nose botox is less useful.
lowering the nasolabial angle reduces the philtrum length
you can pull the brow up to have positive brow tilt via pdo
botox into the depressor septi nasi raises the tip significantly
jeavua toxin is just as good and much cheaper just lasts a bit less
plasma fibroblast pens can shrink the nose

 

[Clavicular]

quote specific lines if u want me to make in depth threads about a specific thing

 

[HarrierDuBois]

The medial canthus can be elongated via cog threads along the nose

Impossible.

 

[Clavicular]

Impossible.

its not... its gonna catch on soon i promise ill make a tutorial over the weekend

 

[coisbhai]

DIY cantho?

How @NorwoodAscender

 

[Clavicular]

DIY cantho?

How @NorwoodAscender

im not gonna leak it until i perform the procedure but i found a way

 

[coisbhai]

im not gonna leak it until i perform the procedure but i found a way

Was it on the Reddit?

 

[Clavicular]

Was it on the Reddit?

no never done before I have a cousin whos a ER trauma surgeon who helped me brainstorm it

 

[coisbhai]

no never done before I have a cousin whos a ER trauma surgeon who helped me brainstorm it

Is it easier to do than DIY alar base surgery

I saw some vids and there’s no way I’ll be able to cut cartilage out of my nose and restitch it back into place without bleeding out

 

[melon6329]

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quote specific lines if u want me to make in depth threads about a specific thing

he eyebrow pdo one

 

[Clavicular]

Is it easier to do than DIY alar base surgery

I saw some vids and there’s no way I’ll be able to cut cartilage out of my nose and restitch it back into place without bleeding out

if u use local anesthesia its easy, just learn how to suture well first, your only removing 1mm of skin from ur alar base typically so minimal blood loss will happen

If anything u can cut it with one of those pens with heat radio frequencies so it doesnt bleed

trust me surgeons arent that much smarter than you, its not OBO its alarplasty

 

[coisbhai]

if u use local anesthesia its easy, just learn how to suture well first, your only removing 1mm of skin from ur alar base typically so minimal blood loss will happen

If anything u can cut it with one of those pens with heat radio frequencies so it doesnt bleed

trust me surgeons arent that much smarter than you, its not OBO its alarplasty

Problem is my nasal bridge is the problem, I don’t see how I’ll be able to break the nasal bones internally, rearrange it, and restitch the incision I made on my columella

 

[melon6329]

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he eyebrow pdo one

tag me when u do it

 

[melon6329]

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he eyebrow pdo one

tag me when u do it

 

[Clavicular]

Problem is my nasal bridge is the problem, I don’t see how I’ll be able to break the nasal bones internally, rearrange it, and restitch the incision I made on my columella

oh hell no dont think about doing an open rhinoplasty and cutting the bone u will pass out mid procedure jfl

you can only do soft tissue or you will pass out from trauma

 

[NorwoodAscender]

DIY cantho?

How @NorwoodAscender

would save my life if i was low inhib enough to do it. i’m not tho, barely would take the risk of a surgeon botching it let alone my retarded ass

 

[coisbhai]

oh hell no dont think about doing an open rhinoplasty and cutting the bone u will pass out mid procedure jfl

you can only do soft tissue or you will pass out from trauma

Exactly, all good though I’m just waiting till summer so I can get rhino with Medaway in turkey

 

[coisbhai]

would save my life if i was low inhib enough to do it. i’m not tho, barely would take the risk of a surgeon botching it let alone my retarded ass

I’ll fly over to the states and perform it on you innit

 

[Axii]

chewing fixes bite occlusion

would you chew on the fucked up side or the normal side?

my right side molar for instance is raised higher than my left so would I be chewing on my left or my right to correct it

canthoplasty is giga easy to DIY, you can cut the medial canthus and suture it quite easily. not so much the lateral canthus but still doable

have you done this yourself? if I fixed my lateral canthus I would be a chadlite, is there any tutorials? where do I cut as to not blind myself or cause a perminate scar or make it to where I cant even close my eye ever again (if that is even a possibilty of course)?

 

[NorwoodAscender]

I’ll fly over to the states and perform it on you innit

sounds like a plan jfl. i just noticed “tarantino lover”. what’s ur favorite movie?

 

[coisbhai]

sounds like a plan jfl. i just noticed “tarantino lover”. what’s ur favorite movie?

Either Once upon a time in hollywood or Inglorious Basterds

I’m partial to Django unchained as well though because I love the American West genre a lot

 

[NorwoodAscender]

canthoplasty is giga easy to DIY, you can cut the medial canthus and suture it quite easily. not so much the lateral canthus but still doable

lateral canthus matters way more tho.

 

[tigrxs]

The medial canthus can be elongated via cog threads along the nose
water cycling is legit
mew while swallowing decreases post meal bloat
dmso DOES lighten eyes, you dont need the whole elbastordo mix, just dilute dmso with saline to save $
chewing fixes bite occlusion
you can achieve lower set brows by pushing them down with PDO, thread above on the forehead and push down
canthoplasty is giga easy to DIY, you can cut the medial canthus and suture it quite easily. not so much the lateral canthus but still doable
lowering the nasolabial angle reduces the philtrum length
you can pull the brow up to have positive brow tilt via pdo
botox into the depressor septi nasi raises the tip significantly
plasma fibroblast pens can shrink the nose

quote specific lines if u want me to make in depth threads about a specific thing

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Either Once upon a time in hollywood or Inglorious Basterds

I’m partial to Django unchained as well though because I love the American West genre a lot

kid u not i would’ve probably said those first two as well as my favorite.

cant go wrong with pulp fiction or the hateful 8 also. take it back, all his movies are great. i can’t wait for his final one whenever that’s coming

 

[tigrxs]

Once upon a time in hollywood

I didn't understand that film and they kept showing dirty feet

 

[Renophobeadoobe]

This is the REAL looksmaxxing holy shit

 

[Gerardwayfan]

What is PDO and do a canthoplasty thread

 

[coisbhai]

I didn't understand that film and they kept showing dirty feet

Tarantino has a foot fetish (based)

Also the movie was a “what if” movie based on the final years of the golden era of Hollywood, Margot Robbie played Sharon Tate, a pregnant actress who was murdered by Charlie Manson (who was also in the movie) alongside his hippie family that were also in the movie (Squeeky the ginger girl and Tex the guy that got molested by Cliff’s dog at the end)

Cliff Booth and Rick Dalton are just two people in the industry that Quentin made up to change the real life storyline

 

[twilight]

Tarantino has a foot fetish (based)

Also the movie was a “what if” movie based on the final years of the golden era of Hollywood, Margot Robbie played Sharon Tate, a pregnant actress who was murdered by Charlie Manson (who was also in the movie) alongside his hippie family that were also in the movie (Squeeky the ginger girl and Tex the guy that got molested by Cliff’s dog at the end)

Cliff Booth and Rick Dalton are just two people in the industry that Quentin made up to change the real life storyline

i don't know if i would rather be prime gandy or prime dan schneider, mf was getting footjobs from all the jb nickelodean actresses for sure

 

[tigrxs]

Tarantino has a foot fetish (based)

Also the movie was a “what if” movie based on the final years of the golden era of Hollywood, Margot Robbie played Sharon Tate, a pregnant actress who was murdered by Charlie Manson (who was also in the movie) alongside his hippie family that were also in the movie (Squeeky the ginger girl and Tex the guy that got molested by Cliff’s dog at the end)

Cliff Booth and Rick Dalton are just two people in the industry that Quentin made up to change the real life storyline

thank you

 

[coisbhai]

i don't know if i would rather be prime gandy or prime dan schneider, mf was getting footjobs from all the jb nickelodean actresses for sure

Innit

Motherfucka made Ariana Grande suck her own toes

 

[coisbhai]

thank you

Watch it again bro, amazing movie, made me fall in love with LA despite how degenerate and fucked up that place is

 

[CoreSchizo]

canthoplasty is giga easy to DIY, you can cut the medial canthus and suture it quite easily. not so much the lateral canthus but still doable

Do it then

 

[tigrxs]

Watch it again bro, amazing movie, made me fall in love with LA despite how degenerate and fucked up that place is

I only watch films when Im half asleep, probably explains why I never understand movies

 

[tigrxs]

Was I the only one that found barbie shit? I tried to find others agreeing with me but its just a bunch of women calling me misogynistic for not liking a boring movie that didn't even have the deep meaning they claim.

 

[mirrormogger]

would save my life if i was low inhib enough to do it. i’m not tho, barely would take the risk of a surgeon botching it let alone my retarded ass

gif avi was better

 

[coisbhai]

I only watch films when Im half asleep, probably explains why I never understand movies

If I were to give a bunch of movie recommendations

- Django Unchained
- Fight Club
- Se7en
- Seven Years in Tibet
- A pursuit of Happyness
- Pulp Fiction
- Nightcrawler
- Donnie Darko
- Prisoners
- Inglorious Basterds

There’s a lot more but these are really good and live up to the hype

 

[Axii]

would you chew on the fucked up side or the normal side?

my right side molar for instance is raised higher than my left so would I be chewing on my left or my right to correct it

have you done this yourself? if I fixed my lateral canthus I would be a chadlite, is there any tutorials? where do I cut as to not blind myself or cause a perminate scar or make it to where I cant even close my eye ever again (if that is even a possibilty of course)?

 

[coisbhai]

If I were to give a bunch of movie recommendations

- Django Unchained
- Fight Club
- Se7en
- Seven Years in Tibet
- A pursuit of Happyness
- Pulp Fiction
- Nightcrawler
- Donnie Darko
- Prisoners
- Inglorious Basterds

There’s a lot more but these are really good and live up to the hype

And also Southpaw and today I watched the remake of Patrick Swayze’s Road House where Jake Gylenhall played an ex UFC fighter turned bouncer

Insanely well made movie, best fight scene choreography since Captain America and the Winter Soldier

 

[tigrxs]

If I were to give a bunch of movie recommendations

- Django Unchained
- Fight Club
- Se7en
- Seven Years in Tibet
- A pursuit of Happyness
- Pulp Fiction
- Nightcrawler
- Donnie Darko
- Prisoners
- Inglorious Basterds

There’s a lot more but these are really good and live up to the hype

thank you

 

[tigrxs]

And also Southpaw and today I watched the remake of Patrick Swayze’s Road House where Jake Gylenhall played an ex UFC fighter turned bouncer

Insanely well made movie, best fight scene choreography since Captain America and the Winter Soldier

Marvel used to be so good, their movies used to be something to look forward to, but now they usually suck.

Another case of Disney ruining a company, all Disney does now is buy a company and eliminate all the competition rather than trying to compete with them.

 

[Deleted member 65224]

would you chew on the fucked up side or the normal side?

my right side molar for instance is raised higher than my left so would I be chewing on my left or my right to correct it

have you done this yourself? if I fixed my lateral canthus I would be a chadlite, is there any tutorials? where do I cut as to not blind myself or cause a perminate scar or make it to where I cant even close my eye ever again (if that is even a possibilty of course)?

very chadlite

 

[Deleted member 64493]

The medial canthus can be elongated via cog threads along the nose
water cycling is legit
switch potassium chloride for table salt tastes the same
the longer you cook beef the less calories it will yield
mew while swallowing decreases post meal bloat
applying H202 to teeth via q-tip mogs at night
conditioner causes acne specifically closed comedones
use silk bonnets to reduce bedhead and wake up with good hair (the ones blacks wear)
dmso DOES lighten eyes, you dont need the whole elbastordo mix, just dilute dmso with saline to save $
chewing fixes bite occlusion
you can train neck caves and abs daily
you dont need as much gym recovery time as you think, your body adaps and recovers quicker
potatoes are best anti bloat carb, rice is also ok.
dont eat more than 150g of carbs if you want to leanmax
jump rope is the most efficient way for lymphatic drainage
you can achieve lower set brows by pushing them down with PDO, thread above on the forehead and push down
canthoplasty is giga easy to DIY, you can cut the medial canthus and suture it quite easily. not so much the lateral canthus but still doable
lemonbottle is shit compared to aqualx but aqualx lumps temporarily
botox is an easy way to relax the brows and make them lower set, the nose botox is less useful.
lowering the nasolabial angle reduces the philtrum length
you can pull the brow up to have positive brow tilt via pdo
botox into the depressor septi nasi raises the tip significantly
jeavua toxin is just as good and much cheaper just lasts a bit less
plasma fibroblast pens can shrink the nose

Have you noticed a difference from botox yet

 

[lookism]

if u use local anesthesia its easy, just learn how to suture well first, your only removing 1mm of skin from ur alar base typically so minimal blood loss will happen

If anything u can cut it with one of those pens with heat radio frequencies so it doesnt bleed

trust me surgeons arent that much smarter than you, its not OBO its alarplasty

Do you have any tutorials or threads on this?

 

[ChadL1te]

Either Once upon a time in hollywood or Inglorious Basterds

I’m partial to Django unchained as well though because I love the American West genre a lot

Reservoir dogs is slept on

 

[ChadL1te]

good post but respond to my PM please @Clavicular

 

[CoreSchizo]

What is PDO and do a canthoplasty thread

Its threads that dissolve in your skin and make it produce more collagen, making it look lifted. i did it on my nasolabial folds, and it worked a bit but doesn't kick in to its maximum potential yet

 

[ChadL1te]

Its threads that dissolve in your skin and make it produce more collagen, making it look lifted. i did it on my nasolabial folds, and it worked a bit but doesn't kick in to its maximum potential yet

Would u mind dming me exact links for the threads u bought

 

[CoreSchizo]

Would u mind dming me exact links for the threads u bought

sure

 

[ChadL1te]

sure

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